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Turtleboy Ratchet Madness 2020 Round 2: Trap Queen Region


The results are in from round 2 of the Chudstuffer region and here’s how it all played out.

Amanda Sawyer didn’t make the Sweet 16. Honestly not surprised. She’s more crazy than she is ratchet and might’ve been slightly over seeded. Either way, this bracket has been setting up the inevitable Abrams vs. Kylie matchup from the beginning so I feel like it didn’t matter that she lost.

Onto the Trap Queen Region. You have 24 hours to vote for who should advance in each matchup. I’ve listed their ratchet resumes on TB Daily News, so you can click here if you wanna review it. Or just vote below.



1. Bristol Blarney vs. 9. Luke Noble

1. Bristol Blarney




9. Luke Noble




12. Failure Swift vs. 13. Chicopee Herpesaurus

12. Failure Swift



13. Chicopee Herpesaurus




3. Nikki Evans vs. 11. King Vagrant and Momma Cheesehog

3. Nikki Evans



11. King Vagrant & Momma Cheesehog





2. Landon Steele vs. 7. Vicky Vicodin

2. Landon Steele




7. Vicky Vicodin





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9 Comment(s)
    April 16, 2020 at 8:07 pm


  • Who Flung Cum
    April 16, 2020 at 10:40 am

    This round needs to be the traitors exit from the tourney. She doesn’t deserve any further recognition, and she won’t be in the public eye much longer with her garbage-ass show anyhow. Noble has the connections and ability to be a prominent public figure, so we have to ensure that all google searches result in his true character being shown. He can do far more damage then Blarney the skinny-fat whoore.

  • My theory debunked
    April 16, 2020 at 1:55 am

    I always thought being female was akin to a +3 homefield advantage, based on the historical origins of the “ratchet” moniker

    The Luke over Bristols just pushed my theory into “Covid-19 started in a wet market instead of a 3rd world bio lab” territory

    Always a student…

    • Wuhan Schnauzer Cutlets
      April 16, 2020 at 2:00 am

      how dare you

  • Amanda Sawyer
    April 16, 2020 at 12:02 am

    Once again I have been wronged!

    • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
      Luke Fondleberg
      April 16, 2020 at 3:45 pm

      First WPD, now this!

  • george costanza
    The angry taint
    April 15, 2020 at 10:46 pm

    Had to go with Luke over Bristol, time for her to fade away

    • foleyworld
      Casino Scum
      April 15, 2020 at 11:06 pm

      I too chose the phony child abusing piece of shot over Bristol. It was tough but any lousy scumbag who abuses his own child and pretends to be a decent human and actually runs for public office deserves to be drawn and quartered but since we can’t do that anymore we’ll have to settle for a Turtle Boy shame fest!

      • Eldonabe
        April 16, 2020 at 9:15 am

        Like I was saying before – Blarney was over seeded.

        Dirtbag – absolutely….
        Ratchet – nah

        I love Nikki coming out of this bracket – she is the poster child of Ratchet in this grouping

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