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Turtleboy Will Probably Force Someone To Commit Suicide According To Blog Written By Pedophile-Looking Substitute Teacher Who Should Probably Kill Himself

Turtleboy Will Probably Force Someone To Commit Suicide According To Blog Written By Pedophile-Looking Substitute Teacher Who Should Probably Kill Himself

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Is Turtleboy Sports going to force someone to kill themselves? Most of you would probably say, no, of course not, what kind of stupid question is that? Well this man says otherwise:



His name is Dan Margolis, and he HATES Turtleboy Sports. He showed up to troll a couple episodes of Turtleboy Live, but his evil soul was massacred by turtle riders and he has since retreated to his safe space.


Once safely nestled in his cocoon full of coloring books, smiley faces, and happy thoughts he began crating a blog he’s put together called, “13 reasons why Turtleboy Sports is dangerous.” It was shared on the Worcester Politics 101 page, which is run by unemployed toilet scrubber Steve Quist, and it basically says that Turtleboy will eventually force someone to kill themselves:

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And it was liked by District 5 City Council candidate, Doug Arbetter:

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Also known as “last place Dougy” for his spectacular last place finish in the 2013 School Committee election:

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Basically he takes a Netflix show about some girl who kills herself and says that eventually we will do the same:

“Will Turtleboy Sports cause someone to commit suicide? If they continue to do what they do, the answer is: probably. And then all of those who participated or enabled will have some amount of blood on their hands, some more than others.”

Hey Dan, you know how you can prove that you’re right? Kill yourself. Come on man, no one will miss you. Just do it.  Sure, you’ll be dead, but at least you’ll get the last laugh!! We’re gonna feel so stupid when we read about it in the….oh wait, no one read the Turtlegram. We probably wouldn’t even know.

Oh, and remember that guy Dante Comparetto? The school committee candidate who urged high school kids to disregard the superintendent and skip school to protest Donald Trump’s inauguration?

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Newsflash – no one is going to kill themselves over a blog. And if they do, you’d have to be the dumbest mother fucker on earth to blame it on us. People who commit suicide are mentally unbalanced and in need of serious psychological help. To minimize their experience and exploit a tragedy because you don’t like a blog kind of makes you the biggest piece of shit on earth. Just sayin.

But yea, if Steve Quist or Dante Comparetto or Dan Margolis wants to go ahead and end it because we won’t leave them alone and they want to prove a point, don’t let us get in the way of accomplishing your dreams.



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28 Comment(s)
  • Stephanie
    April 8, 2017 at 10:48 am

    The squirrel runs in the road to either make it to the other side or become road kill.

  • John
    April 8, 2017 at 9:55 am

    If turtle boy causes pedophiles to kill themselves i want turtle boy to become a worldwide phenomenon becase all pedophiles deserve to suffer and die and anything that kills them is a good thig we really need more vigilantes killing them because we are just to few in number and the perverted pedophiles are everywhere

  • Meme
    April 7, 2017 at 11:38 am

    “. To minimize their experience and exploit a tragedy because you don’t like a blog kind of makes you the biggest piece of shit on earth. Just sayin”

    This is ironic cause you’re kind of also minimizing what they’re experiencing by saying what your doing has no impact on the psyche of a suicidal person.

  • not a bully
    April 7, 2017 at 12:59 am

    Turtle Boy is funny but I 100% agree. You never know what someone is going through and then to have everyone and their mother giving their opinion of them online definitely can intensify their problems x1000. Some stories do need to be covered but a lot of the time TBS just gets enjoyment out of people’s drug and mental problems that they find on FB. after personally knowing someone written about on TBS I discovered they don’t always have their facts 100% correct. Just a thought, think before you say something mean to a stranger online. If you can live your life without saying it maybe you shouldn’t say it at all.

  • Stu Pidazzo
    April 6, 2017 at 5:07 pm

    Steve Quist’s “Dolphinboy Sports” once shared a Chuck Berry Youtube video and now the man is DEAD! For shame!

  • Miffed
    April 6, 2017 at 12:51 pm

    It’s called thinning out the heard.

  • Independent Thinker
    April 6, 2017 at 11:54 am

    I would like to see those who break into people’s homes, especially those who break into homes owned by the elderly and the disabled, commit suicide. You will do us all a favor and you will spare some poor, unsuspecting victim, from the fear and terror that you create.

  • Turtlehead
    Your name here*
    April 6, 2017 at 10:51 am

    I hope they do it. The world needs to rid itself from these weak fucks. If you kill yourself, you’re a loser and should be forgotten about the second their body hits the floor. Pussies.

  • Troubled Nostrils
    April 6, 2017 at 10:25 am

    Dan Margolis looks like a sniveling shit who used to get pushed down at recess for being a sniveling shit.

    • John Galt
      April 6, 2017 at 2:34 pm

      All I see in that 1st picture is the alien-dude Roger from American Dad!

  • S.R.R
    April 6, 2017 at 10:20 am

    This is one that hit’s close to home my Father committed suicide shortly after my 13 birthday he was a tough man insults never got to him, the one time I was teased in school he asked if I was friends with the girl that had been berating me,I didn’t know the girl except passing her in the hall so I replied no his response was why do you care? If you don’t respect someone,your not friends with them then their opinion should not matter. That along with the ” water off a ducks back ” in other words shake it off and the “sticks and stones can break my bones but names can never hurt me” was good advice that I have lived by. But his suicide was over the death of my mother she had died suddenly four months prior to my father taking his own life, it was his third attempt in four months That he finally succeeded in ending his life, leaving me alone when I needed him most. I had to grow up quickly and develop a tough shell
    Reading turtle boy writing the harsh truth will not cause any sane, rational person to commit suicide if it were to happen the person would have to already be mentally unstable in which case anything could be the tipping point even an angry glance from a stranger, So people like Quist, Comparetto and Margolis trivialize suicide and the underlying mental health causes of it when they say turtle boy and the turtle riders will be the cause of a suicide Not true! But ignorant SJW’s that help churn out little snowflakes that have been shielded from opposing opinions and told how special they are will be the cause of a few suicides once the harsh heat of reality cause’s the mental health meltdown of the special little snow flakes. These 3 stooges wannabes should do some research on suicide before they speak on the topic again. If anything turtle boy may prevent a suicide or two not to mention prevent some people from behaving like cheese hogs,troll turds and general dumb asses reading the mistakes and bad behavior exhibited by others is a learning experience that might make a few people reassess their own behavior so they don’t end up on the wrong side of the turtle.

    • Sterling Turtle Rider
      April 7, 2017 at 3:03 am

      I’m very sorry to hear about this very difficult episode in your life. You seem to have a very good ability to look back on it and identify what went on – and you’re absolutely right about them trivializing it. Maybe if more people listened to folks like yourself who have dealt with it firsthand, instead of people talking about it as some vague hypothetical, it might open more eyes to reality.

    • CakeEGoodness
      May 19, 2017 at 5:02 pm

      Hey S.R.R., I just want to say I am so sorry that you endured such horrors at a young age! Losing both parents, 1 right after the other, is truly heart rending. I am glad that you are calling out the asshats who think name-calling/public shaming will lead to suicide yet refuse to look at the cold, hard facts that addiction is one of the biggest factors in those who attempt & occasionally (& unfortunately) succeed at suicide or killing themselves by ODs. When your brain is relying on drugs/alcohol for an endorphin kick & is constantly needing more & more to achieve it, when you hit low, you go subterranean! The best ways to combat depression & suicidal ideation is by having a sense of purpose, working & taking interest in things & other people; basically living a good life. Also, there are medications & therapy options available to all, even if uninsured to help them through crises. I refuse to “kick a man when he’s down,” but to read these idiots that think everyone else is as weak willed & sensitive as they have been bred to be is laughable. I cringe at the thought that we have half of a whole generation that are being indoctrinated with BS & are little more than “useful idiots” for those who are using them to push a rather nasty agenda that would curdle their cream if they were to discover the truth. They are fed a lot of false info, given a false sense of purpose & made to feel superior to others. If they only realized that they are no better than the ones they have demonized & are going to be in for a huge shock when reality comes & kicks down their sandcastle when they see the forest for the trees.
      Keep on keeping on, S.R.R. & fight the good fight! For those who are in a crisis & considering suicide; please reconsider! Everyone’s life has it’s ups & downs! There are people willing to listen & help. Talk to a doctor, friend, relative or call the suicide prevention hotline at (800)273-8255 before you do anything else.

  • I need a drink
    April 6, 2017 at 10:18 am

    If you’re crying about the pathetic people being called out than you’re the problem. It doesn’t bother you that money is coming out of your hardworking pocket every week to feed addicts and con artists? I have never chosen to stick a needle in my arm or have been unemployed since I started working at 16. Have I struggled? Absolutely. Have I ever asked for assistance? Never. I’m sick of all these people needing to be coddled and taking advantage while the rest of the state busts their ass to feed not only ourselves and our families but some rando’s addiction. Sure, I’ve known drug addicts and plenty of unemployed people who have gone through the system. I’ve seen what government assistance helps you with. But I’m sick of watching my paycheck get drained into all this bullshit, as I’m sure everyone else is too.

    • I need a drink
      April 6, 2017 at 10:24 am

      You’re only paving the way for people to continue this kind of lifestyle. If you’re being blasted on this blog that should be a solid kick in the ass to change your direction in life. The scumbag lifestyle shouldn’t be a thing. This blog is merely fighting the growing trend of doing nothing and demanding everything. If you’re not on board with stopping this than wtf are you doing? You want this whole damn country to turn into government feed addicts and criminals? No thanks.

  • Sol Rosenberg
    April 6, 2017 at 9:55 am

    But the Netflix documentary, um, (fictional) series made me feel my feels and you’re a meany poopy head that says hurtful things about people who deserve a bit of public shaming…

  • April's Hopes, October's Heroes
    April 6, 2017 at 9:55 am

    What ever happened to ‘sticks and stones will break my bones but names will never hurt me?’ I know the saying is old and tired but there is still a ring of truth to it. Is that not a thing anymore? You run a scam or just break the law in any form or fashion, you deserve to be publicly shamed on the internet. It’s still a lot better than a public hanging like they used to do back in the day.

  • Talisman
    April 6, 2017 at 9:20 am

    This guy again? This is the exact sort of hypocrisy from these snowflakes and their advocates that is the reason they need to be squashed. Even words and deeds that don’t address or affect them directly trigger their mental disorder into a Level 7 meltdown. Their self-importance knows no boundaries. But it’s perfectly ok for them to bash the fuck out of, and in some cases physically assault, conservatives, Trump supporters, cops, veterans, Christians, etc. without regard to how it might impact them.
    I wouldn’t be surprised if Fuckface Margolis posed as TBS, or a rider, and took to purposely trying to make one of the subjects of an article self-terminate in order to try and shut this site down.

  • Long Arm of the Law
    April 6, 2017 at 9:20 am

    Speaking from my basis of knowledge, there is nothing illegal about Turtleboy using public information to oust any asshole or scumbag to the general public.

    As other posters have cited, people have committed suicide over LESS. We can’t just go ahead and stop living life because it might hurt someone’s feelings.

    Lastly, in regards to the referenced case that was given as an example of Turtleboy’s potential impact, I say this. Read any of Turtleboy’s articles and find something written that is untrue. Turtleboy is not a bully that steals your lunch money, tells women they aren’t good enough, or insults people of different sexual orientation.

    Turtleboy is a blog to destroy the mindless media machine that is our local and national news.

  • Fly on the wall!!!
    April 6, 2017 at 9:14 am

    Is that Dougy kid mentioned real? He’s a kid.

  • Get help
    April 6, 2017 at 8:45 am

    The immature losers need to get a life and even a full time real job.

    April 6, 2017 at 8:29 am

    Why is Noone embarrassed anymore? Turtleboy wrote about shame recently and how it used to prevent people from doing things that would potentially embarrass themselves, their family, their neighborhood or their town. This younger generation is scaring the shit out of me. They have no shame and no fear of repercussions and their communication skills are terrible with the N word prevalent in every sentence it’s disgusting. I am a 260 lb man in Worcester and I bumped into a Lil 9 year old boy at Walgreens by accident and I said ” oops I’m sorry buddy” and he said ” fuck you you fat as nigga” haha. I realize they are products of their environment and they think they are cool because that’s how their favorite rapper talks but something has got to change. Turtleboy needs to exist to hopefully put some shame on these people so the next time they act ridiculous or corrupt they may say ” hmmm maybe I shouldn’t do this, I don’t want to be Turtleboy famous again, last time it made grammar cry” Shame them all Turtles

  • fordsnharleys
    April 6, 2017 at 8:23 am

    I like your blog and can see how it could cause people to kill themselves. But I’ve also seen how arrests for petty theft has led to suicide. I know a girl who is 8 years clean and she said the possibility of ending up on turtleboy helps keep her sober. Being shamed in the community has given people inspiration to clean up and has warned others to stay away.
    Yes, being named on this blog will follow you through life but so won’t a CORI.
    People call turtleboy a bully but he was the only one to stick up for Janice Harvey when she was unfairly treated unprofessionally. Even thought it was clear Boone and Dyer conspired to do this the school committee did nothing. I believe turtleboy might save more lives than he takes away.

    • itsjustme
      April 6, 2017 at 9:43 am

      I’m new here, so I’m in an expert by any means, but I would really like to think if TB came across a post that said, “I’m really struggling today with my past addictions” or even “I really screwed up and relapsed once.” They wouldn’t use that as a basis for an article and pull up all the dirt they could find on that person.
      Eight years is a long time to be sober, tell your friend a stranger said, “great job.” I’m sure some days it isn’t easy, especially when it’s everywhere now.

  • Not A SJW
    April 6, 2017 at 8:18 am

    …And his website is down at the moment. Looks like he paid the $0.99 Go Daddy special. Looks like you’ve already won this battle.

    • Talisman
      April 6, 2017 at 9:28 am

      Turd snackers like Margolis make me wish I was an experienced hacker

      • True Reality Speaks
        True Reality Speaks
        April 6, 2017 at 8:18 pm

        Irrelevant attention whores like these simps aren’t worth the time or effort. Ignoring them is the best antidote to these narcissistic insects. Leave them to troll the T&G with their multiple screen names.

  • Twat tickler
    April 6, 2017 at 8:07 am

    TB i love ya, but this thought has crossed my head multiple times: someone is going to eventually snap under the pressure of being put on blast to tens/ hundreds of thousands of people, and end up eating lead.

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