Turtleboy Will Probably Force Someone To Commit Suicide According To Blog Written By Pedophile-Looking Substitute Teacher Who Should Probably Kill Himself
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Is Turtleboy Sports going to force someone to kill themselves? Most of you would probably say, no, of course not, what kind of stupid question is that? Well this man says otherwise:
His name is Dan Margolis, and he HATES Turtleboy Sports. He showed up to troll a couple episodes of Turtleboy Live, but his evil soul was massacred by turtle riders and he has since retreated to his safe space.
Once safely nestled in his cocoon full of coloring books, smiley faces, and happy thoughts he began crating a blog he’s put together called, “13 reasons why Turtleboy Sports is dangerous.” It was shared on the Worcester Politics 101 page, which is run by unemployed toilet scrubber Steve Quist, and it basically says that Turtleboy will eventually force someone to kill themselves:
And it was liked by District 5 City Council candidate, Doug Arbetter:
Also known as “last place Dougy” for his spectacular last place finish in the 2013 School Committee election:
Basically he takes a Netflix show about some girl who kills herself and says that eventually we will do the same:
“Will Turtleboy Sports cause someone to commit suicide? If they continue to do what they do, the answer is: probably. And then all of those who participated or enabled will have some amount of blood on their hands, some more than others.”
Hey Dan, you know how you can prove that you’re right? Kill yourself. Come on man, no one will miss you. Just do it. Sure, you’ll be dead, but at least you’ll get the last laugh!! We’re gonna feel so stupid when we read about it in the….oh wait, no one read the Turtlegram. We probably wouldn’t even know.
Oh, and remember that guy Dante Comparetto? The school committee candidate who urged high school kids to disregard the superintendent and skip school to protest Donald Trump’s inauguration?
Yea, he agrees:
Newsflash – no one is going to kill themselves over a blog. And if they do, you’d have to be the dumbest mother fucker on earth to blame it on us. People who commit suicide are mentally unbalanced and in need of serious psychological help. To minimize their experience and exploit a tragedy because you don’t like a blog kind of makes you the biggest piece of shit on earth. Just sayin.
But yea, if Steve Quist or Dante Comparetto or Dan Margolis wants to go ahead and end it because we won’t leave them alone and they want to prove a point, don’t let us get in the way of accomplishing your dreams.
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