Warrant Issued For Chudstuffer’s Arrest After We Named And Shamed Him For Slashing Five People’s Tires Because He Couldn’t Get Laid

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Two weeks ago we shared this story about some asshole who got dumped on a date with a chick, came back to her apartment to slash her mother’s tires, and then came back three hours later to slash the whole neighborhood’s tires to make it look like she wasn’t targeted:

Within 10 minutes of putting his picture out we had a name – Ricardo Jean-Baptiste – career deadbeat and loser:

Well, look at what the Worcester Police just announced:

This is what we do at Turtleboy Sports. We bring bad guys to justice. I don’t see the Huffington Post or the Turtlegram and Gazette doing that. We do it routinely. Almost too easy at this point. Remember this the next time you hear some loser whine about how Turtleboy is a trash website. We’ll be over here cleaning up the streets for decent, hard working people who don’t like getting their tires slashed by chudstuffers who don’t know how to handle rejection.

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