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Warrant Issued For Chudstuffer’s Arrest After We Named And Shamed Him For Slashing Five People’s Tires Because He Couldn’t Get Laid

Warrant Issued For Chudstuffer’s Arrest After We Named And Shamed Him For Slashing Five People’s Tires Because He Couldn’t Get Laid

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Two weeks ago we shared this story about some asshole who got dumped on a date with a chick, came back to her apartment to slash her mother’s tires, and then came back three hours later to slash the whole neighborhood’s tires to make it look like she wasn’t targeted:

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Within 10 minutes of putting his picture out we had a name – Ricardo Jean-Baptiste – career deadbeat and loser:

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Well, look at what the Worcester Police just announced:

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11 Comment(s)
  • Chip Striker
    May 19, 2017 at 1:08 am

    Worthless animal.

  • whatevuh
    WHATEVUH
    May 18, 2017 at 10:39 pm

    Just another fat ugly nigga, when can I get my slaves back?

  • Mom's Basement
    May 18, 2017 at 9:24 pm

    This dude’s mom needs a paternity test from Biz Markie

  • Barry
    May 18, 2017 at 8:51 pm

    Damn French. It’s always the French

  • 2 Ton Tony
    May 18, 2017 at 6:34 pm

    Carl Winslow? Is that you? Damn man, ain’t seen you since the Urkel show and Die Hard.

    • Sterling Turtle Rider
      May 20, 2017 at 3:30 am

      Nah, Carl wouldn’t be doing this stupid crap – he’d be arresting this a-hole

  • Emily
    May 18, 2017 at 5:00 pm

    ” Drug violation near park or school…. DISMISSED”!!!!
    REALLY… DISMISSED.
    Next time I wonder how all these crazy asses are back on the street I’ll have to remember it’s Massachusetts. Unreal just unreal

  • Turd Burglestein
    May 18, 2017 at 4:20 pm

    He’ll be getting laid soon enough. Hope he likes being a power bottom.

  • itsjustme
    ITSJUSTME
    May 18, 2017 at 3:56 pm

    He’s gonna get some ass now if he goes to jail, probably not the kind he wants though.

  • Ralph
    May 18, 2017 at 3:23 pm

    He’s a F’in low life Punk!

  • Mark D
    May 18, 2017 at 3:02 pm

    why didn’t the police release his name? Fuck this guy…..

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