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We Identified The Jolly Fien Giant The Worcester PD Was Looking For On Their FB Page Within Hours Of Blogging About It

We Identified The Jolly Fien Giant The Worcester PD Was Looking For On Their FB Page Within Hours Of Blogging About It

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The other day we wrote a blog that pointed out how the Worcester Police Facebook page was not posting pictures or names of suspects they were looking for. We figured they were giving in to social justice warriors who would whine about shaming criminals or some other PC bullshit like that. But the bottom line is that posting pictures of suspected criminals on police FB pages is an invaluable tool for arresting bad guys. It works all the time when other police pages do it.

The very next day, for the first time in their history, the WPD FB page posted a picture of a suspect they were looking for, and asked the public to help them:

Within hours of us posting this multiple people sent us the same name for this Jolly Fien Giant – Ryan Conroy of Worcester.

Another Doherty High School graduate going pro in something besides sports.

Does the face match up? You tell us from his Facebook page:

Well, that’s lovely. So is his Facebook Live show of himself eating food:

Real winner this guy is.

He also posts a lot about going to court:

Which is normal for a law abiding citizen.

It’s not shocking that the cops would be looking for a winner like this. Especially since he was arrested in 2011 for armed robbery at a Tatnuck Square gas station.

Oh, and he’s a rapper:

Never saw that one coming.

So just to recap. Ryan Conroy is bald guy with the the exact same facial features as the guy the cops are looking for, who just so happens to have a criminal background and appears to be an all around slugrake. Safe to say this is the guy. Feel free to support the police by posting this blog on the WPD Facebook page.

So there you go folks. This is what we do at Turtleboy Sports. We bring bad guys to justice. Utilizing FB is an invaluable tool for law enforcement and should be required of every police department that is serious about arresting criminals.

 

 

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4 Comment(s)
  • Ryan conroy
    June 28, 2017 at 1:32 am

    How about turtle boy actually “investigates” instead of trying to validate accusations. You are so ready to jump to conclusions about someone being a scumbag without even knowing what these criminal investigations are. The individual in question could be falsely accused or it may be a matter he was indeliberately involved in. Sometimes people get swept up in a net that they don’t even realize the drastic nature of the situation. Other times there is money involved and someone could be deceived into thinking or feeling as if they have done their research enough to where risk is minimal or non existent. OR they could simply be mixed up in something way over their heads. I won’t go on and on but before you just straight up shit on someone and come up with some dumb ass juvenile nickname after seeing a post that simply states that they are looking for the public’s help in identifying a person SUSPECTED in multiple criminal investigations, you should maybe wait and preserve your credibility until you see a post that says criminal investigation leads to CONVICTION after said suspect is taken into custody, charged then convicted at trial or plea deal. I can write better articles than you any day turtle boy. I understand the nature of the consequences and repercussions of false presumptions. Therefore my article would simply state the facts to bring awareness, clearly state that I am only providing my personal opinion and to provide an unbiased argument as to how I feel about the subject matter. Why are there no posts from this guys Facebook page where he posted positive things like one on particular that stated that he was grateful to have people in his life that make him want to do better, do better for himself and for his close friends and family. I mean all I see is the negative off the wall statements. I mean why don’t you just do some research before you go and try to build this imaginary following based off of your opinion and amplified negative aspects of someone’s life. These could be struggles and the individual could just be going through some things. BUT DON’T GET ME WRONG. ANYONE KNOWINGLY INVOLVED WITH CRIMINAL ACTIVITY SHOULD FACE PROSECUTION. Like I said I am not biased and I will not jump to conclusions based off of “accusations”. The public would be informed of a possible suspect in multiple criminal investigations who needs to be identified. Justify the beneficial aspect of personal gain ignorantly comprised of biased opinion only to enhance your own identity at the expense of another individual under exclusion of a thorough background canvass pertaining to the individual tagged “criminal”. He may very well be a criminal but I now repeat myself once more, AT LEAST WAIT TILL WHAT YOU WRITE CAN BE VALIDATED AND BACKED UP WITH FACT. What would my biased opinion be?? Turtle boy named himself after a statue of a boy holding a struggling tortoise that actually LOOKS like a guy sexually assaulting a turtle. So I’m going to now draw the conclusion that turtle boy is a supporter of bestiality, sexual innuendo hidden behind historical landmarks and least we not forget, a judgemental one sided, hearing only what you want or think to gain some sort of notoriety or public support. And anyone from the public who just hops on the turtle boys back is just to much of a mental midget to do their own research and find facts to form their own opinion.

    • Ryan conroy
      June 28, 2017 at 1:34 am

      Not trying to justify anything here just raising a valid point.

  • They call me Ponch
    June 27, 2017 at 12:49 pm

    That must have been one hella game of ” truth or dare” .
    Nas-T Fupa

  • Maggie the Cat
    June 27, 2017 at 12:10 pm

    Don’t know where his latest crimes have occurred, but if they’re within walking distance of Beaconsfield Rd. (the neighborhood from which Doherty gets its students), then I think I know where he lives.

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