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Webster’s Lori Smith-Peperato, A Bar Fly Who Beats Up The Elderly, Might Be The Most Withered Scrap Of Coked-Out Cougar Slop We’ve Ever Seen

If you’re going to talk about someone licking your lady parts all over Facebook… you should probably make sure you don’t look like a dried Kleenex from the local Rub n’ Tug. Just sayin’.

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A couple weeks ago we featured a withered skank named Lori Smith in the Gabi Herbert/Brian Downes blog. As usual, under the news reports of people being stupid criminals, we had a woman who pulled the “snitch” card when someone said where Brian was hiding out. 
Lori and Brian apparently have a history. Hope Gabi doesn’t find out. We all know how much she loves ladies who want to licked the dude that abandoned her! 

Lori isn’t a big fan of we Turtles and something tells me that she won’t be too pleased with the fact she’s got a whole blog to herself after opening her yap for her boy Brian. Homegirl is talking about alimony? Seems like everyone who has ever known this broad felt compelled to message us to say that this woman took home anything that would pay attention to her. That she cheated on her ex-husband with more guys than we can count. That sort of sends your claims for alimony down the pooper. I think the only person that didn’t message us was her ex-husband! (Feel free to buddy!)

People who knew this skuzzwhore jumped at the chance to sell her down the Turtleboy River of Fame.

Lori is a looker too! Well, when she’s lucid enough to take selfies. 
She actually looks like something you pulled out of waste basket at the local rub and tug massage parlor. 

We also received another message that said Lori had  apparently attacked an elderly, handicap, woman she was related to. She was arrested for assault and battery because of it but I guess it didn’t make the papers. 
Slopmop Smith, who we’re told loves her booze and coke, has been living off the system for the better part of 20 years. She’s applied for disability more than three times and continuously gets rejected for it. That might be because it’s for people who actually can’t work and not ones who choose to stay drunk, high, and whorey. She lets underage folks party at her house and will try apparently try to nail the kids that drink there. 
There is nothing underage hooligans love more than is finding someone three times their age, who probably smells like a gas station bathroom, to hook up with! Barf. #notamilf
It shouldn’t be a surprise that she actively boasts about her horrific sexual conquests all over her Facebook page. Can you imagine diving in to that dusty junk box? It probably looks like one of those evil worms from Tremors. 

Lori can’t work because she is usually too busy talking shit about her kids, her ex-husband, and all of her court dates. Your kid needs help and you make it about you being butthurt. Nice. It also speaks volumes that the kid would rather sleep outside in Febtuary than be with his mother. Yeah. Happens to me all the time. *throughEvery single time I’m in jail I hear people I know being called. Every. Single. Time. It’s like… constant. Christ, that happened to me yesterday! Pissed me right the fuck off too! If you’re too busy updating Facebook about sending your kid to jail… you might be a shitty human/parent. Meds which I’m sure you would love to help yourself to. I also really respect that a gaggle of grown women are crapping all over a young girl who had zero chance with a mother like hers. Women like Luann:  Luann looks just like you thought she would. If this face doesn’t scream “Walmart Cashier” I don’t know what does. I bet you cash money Luann keeps jars of gravy in her neck fupe, for roast beef moisture, when it’s love-makin’time with big daddy. Here’s a Redwood for scale:Oh look! It’s our old pal Brian! He gives good advice! I love it when South Shore Turtlemom openly talks about me being on the rag. It’s the latest rage. Right along with menses parties. 
The ex-husband, mind you, probably spends most of his time in police station trying to find a way for them to enforce the restraining order he had to put on her.

Rules don’t apply to Lori. She’s doesn’t have to work. She doesn’t have to pay rent. She doesn’t care if her license is suspended. She doesn’t care if she has a retraining order against her. She’s the Queen Lurchbeast. She’s gonna do what she wants. 

Let Slopmop Smith be a lesson to all of those who yell “snitch” in the future. 

72 Comment(s)
  • Hungry for SSTG
    March 15, 2017 at 10:03 pm

    I fucking love SSTG! Keep being salty, your blogs are delicious!

  • Diablillo mandingo blanco
    March 15, 2017 at 8:30 pm

    Stay true to the cause BobnMic

    • BobnMic
      March 15, 2017 at 11:00 pm


    • BobnMic
      March 15, 2017 at 11:23 pm

      It’s an uphill battle but one worth fighting. “Life’s battles don’t always go to the stronger or faster man. But sooner or later, the man who wins is the man who thinks he can.”
      Vince Lombardi.

      • OJ Simpson
        March 16, 2017 at 10:09 am

        “I should have quit when I was ahead.”–Adolph Hitler

      • Turd Burglestein
        March 17, 2017 at 4:21 pm

        So is our little game of cat and mouse still on? Please say yes! I was having so much fun and deep down I think you were too. There’s a whole empire out here waiting to be taken down.

        • Brian Albrecht
          March 17, 2017 at 4:34 pm

          I’m just a sad old man, all alone and dying of cancer! Name that tune ya old fuck! I’m sure you were a senior citizen at their very first show!

          • SickBaby D-bag
            March 17, 2017 at 4:35 pm

            Dude… you’re fucking clown shoes. Piss off skinnah.

          • Moldy oldie with a limp dick
            March 17, 2017 at 4:39 pm

            Didn’t name the tune. What, were you glued to the screen looking for a response?

  • Strata
    March 15, 2017 at 3:50 pm

    Lori, get off facebook and crawl into a hole.

    Contributing members of society

  • BobnMic
    March 15, 2017 at 1:55 pm

    Cut the bullshit Fiesty. You fell in love with ME. I told you I’m married and not interested in you like that. Then you went into a woman scorned jealous rage.

    As if you acting like a teenager who just got dumped is going to change anything. You’re pathetic!

    And no neither my wife nor my careers have been jeopardized by you. In fact your behavior has encouraged my wife to look into the mental health field in hopes of helping other delusional losers like you Fiesty.

    • BobnMic
      March 15, 2017 at 2:53 pm

      Well, I’m better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt. I mean, not that fancy store bought dirt. That stuff is loaded with nutrients. I can’t compete with that stuff…

    • March 15, 2017 at 2:56 pm

      Dude lmao…

      First let me make myself clear for the 100th time… people here have screenshots of you flirting with me and I turned you down, nicely too. I should have been rude.

      Second I would never in my life, if I was single, have to stalk any man. I could easily trip and fall on the many dicks that are already swinging my way. Luckily, I am married to quite a perfect one already.

      Third, fuck off and die.

      P.S. Maybe your wife needs to see a nutritionist while she’s poling around the medical field.

      • BobnMic
        March 15, 2017 at 3:12 pm

        No need to be mean… I’m quite the catch. I mean, sure I’ve done some stuff I ain’t proud of… And most of the stuff I’m proud of is pretty disgusting… But this is affecting my marriage. I should probably just take this as a wake up call to a guy who has nothing left but a blow up doll… and even she left me… I guess I shouldn’t use helium. It was just nice to be with a woman that weighs less than an adolescent hippopotamus. I’m just gonna die, lonely and ugly… and dead. I’m just going to call the suicide hotline now… Aannnd they blocked my number…

        • Turd Burglestein
          March 15, 2017 at 10:10 pm

          I don’t even know what to say. That back and forth is some funny shit! I’d love to intrude and show you my misshapen genitalia. Did you know my scrotum is the texture of beef jerky? Did you know I feed my dog in the morning by stuffing my asscheeks with kibble’n’bits? Did you know my manboobs are bigger than my junk? So, interested in a 3some?

      • BobnMic
        March 15, 2017 at 10:16 pm

        Do you enjoy pretending to argue with me when it really is not me? You have been doing this for the week plus I took off here. Are you that out of sync with reality? What is wrong with you? Seriously.

        • March 15, 2017 at 11:37 pm

          Shut the fuck up Bob. When you were getting banned from SSTG’s articles you were posting as BobnMic with no picture, so who the fuck knows anymore. You still starting arguments on here?

          I can’t believe you’re willing to risk your so called “marriage” to your wife over a fucking internet blog! How disgusted must she feel knowing she isn’t worth that much to you at all. Instead of being quiet and just posting pertaining to the article you come back here causing trouble. It’s unreal. You have no respect for your wife at all. Very sad. I’m surprised she is still with you. Your pride means more to you than the woman you vowed to honor and respect for all eternity. You really are a piece of shit.

          I feel bad for her. Just remember that every time I have said I was going to do something, I have done it. I don’t threaten, I promise. So, if you’re going to keep on bothering me here, then I will do as I said I would.

          Also, what have I been doing for a week? I have barely posted here in the past 10 days man… to busy with life. I lurk and when someone messages me that you have returned, I just had to see it for myself.

          Post here and stay on topic but leave me alone, and Turd, and SSTG……. ect. Stop causing trouble and stop threatening me. I have the upper hand by far.

          • March 16, 2017 at 12:16 am

            This. For all that is holy THIS.

          • BobnMic
            March 16, 2017 at 12:28 am

            Drama drama drama. That is what you are all about. The drama. And I already told my wife what is going on in here so she does not get blind sided. She was none the less pleased. Actually very pissed off to be honest. We are both contemplating what to do about it. But my bride also understands that I take zero shit off of anybody and in doing so give zero fucks in return. And I do not fuck with SSTG, Turd or whomever. I react. Albeit harshly that I have admitted to. That is a fault of mine and I get it. Two many years in the streets may have taken it’s toll. I get it.

            So it’s not a pride thing by far in my opinion. It’s a take no shit from the likes of you thing. You have been arguing with people using my name thinking it was me for nearly two weeks now. And for some fucked up reason in your world of thinking that is still my fault regardless and you will still go to great lengths to destroy my life as a result? And so I am the crazy one? Really? Comeone man for real. Wake up.

          • March 16, 2017 at 12:31 am

            React somewhere else. No one can stand you anymore. Go to an AA meeting before I release the hounds again.

          • BobnMic
            March 16, 2017 at 12:37 am

            I am sorry South STG I really am. And I do love your work. It’s just this chick Fiesty will not get off my ass no matter what. My wife’s job is in jeopardy, she is not even here right now. Staying at her friend’s house. All because of what? An opinion? What kind of shit did I step into Jesus H. Christ already.

          • March 16, 2017 at 12:41 am

            Your wife’s job is in jeopardy and here you are! On a blog that doesn’t matter even a fraction of how much your marriage matters. All because you don’t like someone.
            Feisty is awesome and fun. She’s not going anywhere.
            Go to a meeting and get your wife back.

          • March 16, 2017 at 12:42 am

            You know when Feisty wasn’t on your ass? When you took a hiatus from pissing all over the comment section. Strange concept, right?

          • BobnMic
            March 16, 2017 at 1:00 am

            I don’t understand this whole alcoholic thing that is bestowed upon me. I have a strong opinion with harsh and grit presentations and that makes me a lush? Really. I am the product of the real world. And this is how it is in the real world. And if you think Fiesty’s insane bi-polar ramblings are somehow cool? Then that is just girl sticking up for girl and not dealing with the reality of the situation.

            And that is not fair at all to me or anybody else who God forbids disagrees on something.

            And you are wrong about my hiatus status with all due respect. Fiesty was all over my shit when I was miles away from here. I’m starting to literally think that she really wants me dead. How fuck up is that? Is that cool?

          • March 16, 2017 at 1:21 am

            Go to a meeting. Save your marriage.

          • BobnMic
            March 16, 2017 at 1:46 am

            I do not understand this treatment at all. It makes no sense. Zero sense. Why me? Of all people why me? And you are way off with the whole AA thing believe me. I’m sure you know by now what I do for a living correct? Not that alcoholism is not involved in my profession as it is any other but why do you think that I am some sort of drunk? I am trying to understand shit in here to determine whether or not I support or reject this blog. I’m trying to be on board with the face value of it all but this crap that I have been going through the last couple of days makes it hard. Back in 2013 this was a different scene believe me.

          • FiestyLawyerLady
            March 16, 2017 at 3:25 pm

            SSTG…. I feel so loved. Thank you!

            She’s damn right though… I ain’t goin’ nooooowhere! Like a fly on shit!

  • Demon Period
    March 15, 2017 at 8:22 am

    Lori’s poor daughter gets kicked out when she was just trying to help society by beating some sense into this slampig Mom.

  • Independent Thinker
    March 15, 2017 at 7:28 am

    People shouldn’t go around beating up other people. It’s wrong. Besides, you have no way of knowing if the other person is carrying. And when you break into someone else’s home, you are also putting your life in jeopardy because you may just find yourself leaving in a body bag.

  • BobnMic
    March 14, 2017 at 8:42 pm


    • BobnMic yo bob
      March 14, 2017 at 9:04 pm

      You serious or joking again? What happened?

    • BobnMic yo bob
      March 14, 2017 at 9:07 pm

      To be fair, I believe they warned you numerous times.

      • BobnMic
        March 14, 2017 at 9:14 pm


        • anonymous
          March 14, 2017 at 9:20 pm

          Bummer, of course I’m not the person you’re looking for. I am not the droid you’re looking for. Good luck man. Man up though. You pissed some folks off. They asked you to stop, they told you to stop, they warned you to stop. And….you wouldn’t stop. You pushed just that little bit more. Didn’t work and now you’re mad. So, look in the mirror and deal. Sorry dude.

          • BobnMic
            March 14, 2017 at 9:29 pm

            If to speak my mind is wrong then what is the purpose of speaking?

          • anonymous
            March 14, 2017 at 9:38 pm

            You break balls and come across as overbearing in a comment section that’s supposed to be neutral. If someone doesn’t want to play then back off. Instead you raised the heat. That’s on you. You’re used to being in charge. You ain’t in charge here. You never got that. And you broadcast your personal info as if to challenge others. Guess what? They took the challenge.

          • BobnMic
            March 14, 2017 at 9:54 pm

            You miss the point leftest. You just do no not get it. Do you. The hippy shit is over.

          • Mom
            March 14, 2017 at 10:50 pm

            And so here we go:


          • March 15, 2017 at 10:41 am

            The same way I have been telling YOU to stop Marie. You’re next cunt.

          • March 15, 2017 at 10:52 am

            Also, Bob.. I highly doubt anyone here ruined you and your wife’s career. Maybe she read some of the stuff and was pissed off and embarassed, but her career ruined? Let’s not lie and be a fucking drama queen.

            I still can’t believe you think ONE INCIDENT is what caused all of this and not the nearly 8 months of your non stop bullshit.

            Your false accusations that TB is anti-cop/military are so godamned childish. Just because you have that background does not mean you automatically earn respect and the right to fucking stalk people and talk shit, as well as threaten people.

            You act like a piece of shit and you will get treated the same way regardless of what you do for a living.

            Grow up you cry baby and let it be a lesson learned already. When multiple people ask you to shut the fuck up and stop, maybe you will do it next time.

            P.S. Your favorite person Marie Guilmette is next. This time around I’m in charge of ruining her life and if you feel sad about what happened to you, you have no idea how to comprehend what I’m going to do to her. She will regret ever contacting me..

            Marie I know you’re reading this you fucking heroin junkie coward. You act so big and tough off the blog but here you hide like a scared little pussy junkie bitch! I ruined your experience here… and I love that you hide because of me.


          • Professor Meth's Mooseknuckle
            March 15, 2017 at 10:55 am

            Please don’t do that to me Mrs Fiesty. I’ll be a good little crackhead from now on…..pinky swear on my disabled son’s imaginary disability. Also, please do not fist me like you were going to do to bob’s wife. As you can see, my hatchet wound is already pretty much busted out already from the years of being a drug whore and I already leave snail tracks when I walk. That actually comes in handy though since I never clean my place. My drooping mooseknuckle does a pretty good job as a damp mop on our floor though. And the whole place has a nice aroma of tuna casserole afterwards and the DCF thinks I actually cooked a proper meal for my kid.

          • Z-Cat
            March 15, 2017 at 11:02 am

            What the fuck is going on around here anyway? I’m in between believing there’s either some serious grudges between people OR it’s all one crazy person letting all his multiple personalities have a crack at commenting. What in the wide world of sports is going on?

          • BobnMic
            March 15, 2017 at 12:11 pm

            Fiesty – Who the fuck died and put you in charge? And you are wrong yet again. My wife’s career now hangs in balance while we figure out what to do about this.

            I appealed to the TB staff so let’s see where that goes. I am not the bad guy here. I have strong opinions. Guilty of that. I write harshly and with strength of conviction. Guilty of that. I disagree with writers sometimes. Guilty of that.

            Am I some scum bag criminal? No. Am I a good citizen of this country and community? Yes. So why in the flying fuck does a person like me get this aggressive hostility for simply stating opinions and have a wife’s career ruined and marriage suffer?

            You take this way too far Fiesty you really do. I did not deserve that treatment. Nor did my wife. Only murderers from Fitchburg and the Waymouth psycho do but you do not dare touch them – do you. Just innocent people like me that are no threat that agree to disagree.

            So what does that say about you? You’re a coward that is what it says and how fucking dare you. Do you understand what you have done in here to me and what I could come back and do to you? You have not a single fucking clue do you? You best lay off of me and my family I am warning you. The only reason why I did not throw out all of your personal information is because you have a small child. That threat to her safety I could not live with so be lucky your daughter saved your stupid heartless soulless ass.

            Damn – can people get any worse than you? This I doubt.

          • Z-Cat
            March 15, 2017 at 12:45 pm

            Somewhere along the line it might be beneficial to just say, “Yo, my bad, I’m sorry, I was a dick. Call off the dogs & let’s make peace”. What’s the deal with the pride thing? When it’s starting to hurt other people around you, swallow your goddamned pride and chill! Why is it so important to be right in your own mind?

          • BlahbnMic
            March 15, 2017 at 12:51 pm

            blah blah blah
            it’s not me, it’s you
            blah blah blah
            veiled threat
            blah blah blah
            poor poor me

            Do I make myself clear hear?

          • March 15, 2017 at 1:24 pm

            First of all, I did none of what a going on, you did it to yourself. I did not, even when I had it, give out your personal information and I actually felt bad when it first started getting put out there. Then I realized you’re a cock piece of shit and deserve it.

            Please, please do post my personal information all over this blog. So it now, I’m giving you permission to do so. Please do it right now. I’m begging. You know NOTHING ABOUT me you fucking retired hack alcoholic piece of shit.

            I washed my hands of you months before this started happening to your fatty. However if you’re going to sideways threaten my safety, I will REALLY fuck your life up and call your wife today at her job. Don’t you ever talk about my daughter again you fat piece of shit. You spent weeks talking about her on here and pretend to be innocent now?? Ha!

            How would everyone in your life think about you when they see screenshots of you calling my innocent kid dirty, dumb, neglected, a cunt like her mom, ect… come on Bob stop your fucking innocent talk already. The people here who ruined your life as you say it, took it easy on you. Don’t give me a reason to be involved at this point because I have no soul when my child is involved.

            Threaten me again and I will call your morbidly obese wife right now and show her what you’ve done here for 8 months. Show her that YOU put her life in this situation and no one else.

            Shut your fucking mouth already and go away.

          • March 15, 2017 at 1:32 pm

            I can’t count how many fucking times I have asked you to leave me alone. How many times I have asked you to stop talking about my kid. How many times I have given you clear and serious warnings to leave me alone. I am so far from being the bad one or in the wrong on this. Most people would have fucked you up a long time ago…. I waited 8, almost 9 months before I decided enough was enough.

            Go away or shut the fuck up and stay in oeace. Do anything but come back and cause fucking drama again. How fucking hard is that to understand????

          • BobnMic
            March 15, 2017 at 2:29 pm

            Whoa, where did that come from? Oh, right. My actions.

          • BobnMic
            March 15, 2017 at 2:44 pm

            Cat – I do sincerely apologize and am sorry to anyone that I have offended. I don’t know of any other way to say this. That was never my intention when I first came here. This used to be a tough blog with edgy and gritty opinions. Not directed toward each other in the comment section but in support of a particular story. Non-media like responses. No fruit loops and candy canes. Just the “Hey – that was fucked up” kind of reaction.

            So now some people want you to “shut the fuck up.” That, in and of itself, is what I believed TurtleBoy Sports was solely against ie – Censorship, Editing, Deleting. But the right to voice an opinion whether pro or con against any particular topic. An actual large based community blog discussing a wide range of topics from A to Z.

            This is how college works. Or did. I don’t know about now.

            So now I am the largest asshole in the history of assholes. Beyond murderers and stalkers. My wife’s job is now day to day. In fact it might be history by the end of today. She is now in meetings discussing this. She is beyond pissed off at me for contributing to this blog and has consulted an attorney. Divorce appears imminent. Her career is fucked. All because I just so happened to disagree on something.

            So I am wrong to feel this way? Comeon man.

          • yung ding
            March 15, 2017 at 11:06 pm

            BobnMic, I pay your wife 10 buck to slob on my knob very day. I do this because you are my favorite commentwr along,with Kevinh Lynch

        • Z-Cat
          March 15, 2017 at 1:23 pm

          Yeah, I think you’re missing the point. Not a surprise. So, you keep doing what you do. Obviously you’ve had a great deal of success that way so why would you change? Funny, I keep coming back to…and you were a detective?????? Some insight into the way you think is exactly why lots of people don’t like cops. Because behind some ( not all boys in blue, calm down) of the uniforms and badges are mentally unstable people. A person who now thinks they can do whatever they want with absolute impunity!!! Because they wear a uniform. That’s fucking scary. And you make fun of vagrants and criminals about not snitching on each other. When you good cops do the same damn thing! You won’t snitch on your partners even though they make you look bad and make your job harder. Ok, sure, makes sense.

          • Z-Cat
            March 15, 2017 at 1:44 pm

            Unless I’m wrong. Maybe it’s shit like this that forced you into an early retirement. Maybe your partners had enough of your shit too. How bad were you to force their hand on a “brother”? Feisty, I have no idea who you are but I’m on your side based on what I’ve been reading. Bob, when most everyone you know is telling you that you’re delusional and an asshole….they can’t all be wrong! You can’t dismiss everyone’s opinion but your own. Maybe you should start considering the obvious.

          • BobnMic
            March 15, 2017 at 3:17 pm

            And yes you are wrong. I retired honorably. Between my military service and local service I decided to enjoy the fruits of my labor and call it a day. And I was and still am very good at what I do. I’m in contact daily with my brothers and sisters on a variety of issues right on down to where I’ll be watching opening day at Fenway next month. I treat people fairly and with respect.

            Command presence comes only when needed.

            This is life son. And it is not pretty. But manageable. You youngins could learn a thing or two from a guy like me instead of hissy fits and destroying a man’s life for an opinion that you do not agree with and telling him to “shut the fuck up.”

          • Tarbash the Egyptian Magician
            March 15, 2017 at 3:23 pm

            Wrong, my friend. Its SHUT DE FUCK UP!

          • BobnMic
            March 15, 2017 at 3:35 pm

            I stand corrected.

          • ZephyrCat
            March 15, 2017 at 3:43 pm

            I’m certainly not a young’n. I’ve got no beef with you. I’m kinda neutral watching things. And I’m watching you doubledown when perhaps you should back off. It can’t be a helluva lot different from your profession where you take stock of a situation before charging in. I hope. Of course there are also people like George W where he and his gang were wrong as can be but sure as hell committed to their cause. Take the temperature of the room. Room’s hot right now. So retreat and change tactics. Your apology rings kinda hollow when you come back strong the same way. And don’t give your info out!!!! People don’t seem to give a fuck about doxing others now and fucking up their personal lives. For Christ’s sake, don’t help them!!

          • BobnMic
            March 15, 2017 at 3:53 pm

            “And you make fun of vagrants and criminals about not snitching on each other. When you good cops do the same damn thing! You won’t snitch on your partners even though they make you look bad and make your job harder. Ok, sure, makes sense.”

            Z-Cat – could you please clarify this statement? It’s sort of all over the place. Making fun of vagrants? No. Making fun of able bodied panhandlers blocking traffic? Yup. All day long. Sorry that’s just me. I do not appreciate or tolerate scam artists at all. The criminals not snitching on each other I have no clue as to what you are referring to. Not one. Snitching on partners? Wait what? Where in your world are you getting this shit from? Do you really have to make shit up to try and make me look bad? I can look bad with truthful opinions not made up shit – Comeon man!

          • BobnMic
            March 15, 2017 at 4:07 pm

            “It can’t be a helluva lot different from your profession where you take stock of a situation before charging in.”

            Cat – Assessing the situation? Of course. Wasting too much time doing that? No. The clock ticks. Every second counts. You either move or you lose. And their is no losing. Ever. An aggressive approach is sometimes the only remedy. It’s called a force continuum policy. It is the only exact science in an inexact science profession outside of MGL.

          • ZephyrCat
            March 15, 2017 at 4:08 pm

            Yeah, I wasn’t clear. I was kinda hopping around. That wasn’t a specific “you” as in just you. It was a general you as in you all. Anyway, I’m basically saying cops with their “thin blue line” aren’t much different than criminals when it comes to staying loyal and no snitching. If you have someone close to you who is a dirtbag and is making life difficult, why in the fucking world would you stay loyal?? Rat the bastard out!! Fuck loyalty when it’s a one way street. People who talk about “no snitching” are the same people who benefit from the silence because they have something to hide. I say bullshit to that.

          • BobnMic
            March 15, 2017 at 9:48 pm

            Cat – I agree with you 100%. The great thing about the Worcester Police is that any nutjobs with a badge get themselves fucked. Then fired. We’ve all read the stories in the papers. The supervision is excellent to the point that shitcanning a rouge Cop, which used to take an act of Congress in the past, is now commonplace now due to transparency policies. And us honest guys and gals did not want to deal with them anyway believe me. The salary and benefits are excellent especially with advanced college degrees so why fuck that up. For what? A free cup of coffee or whatever? No. Just plain no.

            I have a family and they always came first but I see what you are saying and understand many people feel this way. Many people in here surprisingly enough. But I can tell you as someone in the know that if you live in Worcester that your police department is full of dedicated men and women who take their job seriously – not for granted. They are highly trained, educated and will go the distance to make your life better and simply turn some frowns upside down at the least. That is the WPD way and I am proud of all of them.

    • BobnMic's Gaping Anus
      March 15, 2017 at 7:16 am

      Speaking of “FUCKING ASSHOLES”, mine has gotten that mercilessly to the point where my brown eye has that 1000 cock stare.

    • BobnMic's Tiny Penis
      March 15, 2017 at 7:19 am

      It’s so bad that the entire world now believes that I’m the posterboy for the goatse with a tiny cock who stuffs gerbils in his ass while fingerbanging a blowup doll.

      Come to think of it, that’s very accurate.

    • Diablillo mandingo blanco
      March 15, 2017 at 8:32 pm

      I got your back bob

  • LLC
    March 14, 2017 at 8:30 pm

    “Here’s a Redwood for scale…”


  • Edward Lyle
    Edward Lyle
    March 14, 2017 at 7:50 pm

    She sure got a purty mouth. Bet she’s good at suckin on a chubby.

  • COB
    March 14, 2017 at 7:15 pm

    Poor girl needs help. She is lost amid this turbulent white cis-male dominated soci……

    J/K…. I’d let this fat slut eat Steak-Umm slices off my ass then take her for a ride on the Hershey Highway for dessert!!!

    😀 😀 😀

    • Turd Burglestein
      March 14, 2017 at 7:35 pm

      I’d put myself between those 2 hogs and then call out, “Woooo Pig! Sooie! Of course that’s all I could do because my dick is too short to get inside them. Might be able to please their fatfolds though.

  • Prez Rody Duterte
    March 14, 2017 at 7:09 pm

    Another parasite of America. Do like the part about shooting the heroin dealers.

  • ElJefe72
    March 14, 2017 at 7:02 pm

    I can’t even begin to comprend living a life like this. Due to my job, I see this kind of stuff on a regular basis, and I still shake my head at the stupid decisions these people make time and time again.

  • I hate Lori 2
    March 14, 2017 at 7:01 pm

    What you wrote about Lori is dead on. This woman has caused so many problems and misery. Karma has found her.

    March 14, 2017 at 6:37 pm

    She is queen lurchbest of Webster! This chick is a scamming slam pig. I feel bad for her husband he tries so hard to avoid this slop mop and she finds any reason to go after him. She is evil! As evil as they get. Her house could be on the show hoarders u would need a hazmat suit to get in there. She’s a pig and she never gave 2 shits about her kids unless they were making her money or getting her drugs or luring there friends into her house to get drunk so She can blow them. Ask Brian Downes. He’s let her slop on it once or twice. Or how about her bf in Putnam. She’s been fucking her man when She stays there after she falls asleep. Watch out u know who u r. She should meet up with Celia they would be great friends. Also she thinks hot guys stalk her all the time. She makes up men in her head and says they are trying to hook up with her. There not. Why would they.

  • ZephyrCat
    March 14, 2017 at 6:12 pm

    Whoever wrote this…I have NOTHING to add. THAT is the funniest shit and the most perfect descriptions of these beasts. Thank you for your journalistic integrity! Of course, you had a lot to work with but still. Anybody that would even think of fucking that thing….UGH!…makes me cringe!!! I would rather saw my cock off with a rusty nailclipper, then wrap my cock in pig entrails and put in on a hook to go fishing than place it within a one mile radius of that slime creature of Webster lagoon.

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