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Wigtacular Fall River Rat Calls Police Retarded On Their Facebook Page Under Post About Him Failing To Register As A Sex Offender, Says He’s Out In The Streets

Wigtacular Fall River Rat Calls Police Retarded On Their Facebook Page Under Post About Him Failing To Register As A Sex Offender, Says He’s Out In The Streets

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The Fall River Police Department puts out these updates on their Facebook page, looking for the public’s help in bringing Fall River’s 10 Most Wanted to justice. Last week they were looking for Robert Anelundi, a local sex offender who forgot to register with the popo:

Oops!! Of course this chud’s last name starts with Anal. How appropriate.

Well, in typical Fall River ratchet style, Diddler McGee over here thought it would be wise to go on their Facebook page and publicly taunt them for being unable to find him:


Yo, he’s right here in these streets eyeing up your children and cramming the images into his ghettofabulous spank bank.

But seriously, can you really have street cred if your “fuck the police” crime is being an unregistered sex offender? Does that count as being hood? I thought you had to sell drugs, or at the very least shoot somebody. Diddling kids and raping chicks doesn’t make you a hardo. It makes you a perverted animal who needs to be put down.

Anyway, Bobby Anal is a real winner, as you can imagine:

It looks like his lips are leaking diarrhea. Better get that looked at.

He adheres to a strict code of no snitching,

which is why he got this hot tattoo that says something about snitching:

He’s followed this creed since he went through his Eminem phase in high school:

Oh, and he’s totally opposed to violence against women:

Except if he’s the one sexually assaulting them. Then it’s OK.

Anyway, if you see this winner, please contact the Fall River Police. As you saw on his post, you can find him “out here in these streets,” because obviously he doesn’t have a job. So at least Fall River turtle riders will know where to look.



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8 Comment(s)
  • Nicole
    August 18, 2017 at 7:39 am

    That boy with the bleached hair is his son. I feel bad seeing his pic up here.

  • Wabbitt
    June 8, 2017 at 8:09 pm

    This chode might have the most punchable dick sucker I’ve ever seen. Are we sure it was girls he was after? Because he looks a little… eh… you know…

  • June 7, 2017 at 9:40 am

    this pig and his girl Andrea, pulled a knife on me, tried getting his dog to bite me. when he realized i wasn’t scared, he called the FRPD and he was all buddy buddy with them officers. meanwhile im screaming hes a diddler, etc..thry didn’t arrest him! They protected his bitch ass till i left..him and Andrea Pereira who pick him over her kids need to drink bleac!

  • Kerri Bishop
    June 6, 2017 at 12:54 am

    are sex offenders allowed to have social media now?

    • Wabbitt
      June 8, 2017 at 8:07 pm

      The unregistered ones.

  • Fed up
    June 5, 2017 at 6:32 pm

    I rest my case. Half the country is mentally ill.

  • June 5, 2017 at 2:04 pm

    someone looking for 3 hots and a cot

  • June 5, 2017 at 2:03 pm

    hey yo po-po Robbin’ Analingus is in the hood! #comeandgetmecoppa

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