Stealing dogs for cocaine is the latest drama out of Carver!
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So a ton of people sent us this story about two Coke heads stealing a dog. While the dog is now is home “safe” – I’m on the fence about how I feel about this.
Check it out. This is all totally normal behavior for when you’re looking for your lost pooch.
Kayla Phillipo went on a feverish mission to shame the guys she thought stole her dog. Obviously, that’s a bad thing. My indifference comes because she openly admitted that her two drug bag friends broke in to her house and stole the dog for drug money.
It seems two crackhead cousins yeah dudes named Kevin and Vernon Ferreira, both of Carver, had a genius idea to steal a dog and sell the animal to their coke dealer. Kayla openly admits that the coke dealer wanted the animal and that left me like “how does this coke dealer know the dog?”
Well, because all three of the people involved in this are a bunch of junk bags.
Let’s take a look at how this caucasian dumpster fire played out, shall we?
The dog was taken between the hours of 9-11 when Kayla says she and her mom were grocery shopping. I know we all shop under the cloak of darkness, but whatever, it’s cool. Kayla just couldn’t loose her!
The rampant search for the fuck boys was on!
Here Kayla lists off the charges the cops will file because they immediately got fingerprints on scene! She found the fuck boys, who apparently beat her ass, in what must be the most confusing assault ever. They may or may not have beat the shit out of her and then tossed her in the bed of the truck. Then pulled her out of the truck. All while explaining they would get her dog back.
Yes, they sound like real “bastureds.” Winners you know personally and chose to keep them in your life. No way could she have known that these guys were scum! Oh, wait…. We only have the longest list of Google trophies I’ve ever seen to show what upstanding fuck boys they are!
Biggest drug house in Carver, you say? Hit by police twice in one year? Drugs, drugs, assault and battery, drugs, breaking and entering, drugs, dangerous weapons, drugs, and OUI? Yes, they sound like fab people.
Kayla began posting her story in all the community groups in an effort to find fragile little Kaylee. However, as we all know, people in these groups can smell bullshit a mile away. They began ripping Kayla apart for endangering her dog by having her surrounded by these two notorious queefs.
But we shouldn’t judge the company she keeps! Mostly because she’s as trashy as them!
Two of the shittiest families in town doing each other dirty? Naaaaaaw. Color me suprised.
I have to admit I found myself rather shocked that Kayla would even get the cops involved. Most people like her go by the no-snitching code. The same code she used to get the dog back home by paying off a coke debt.
Finally, she posts that the dog is home!
So the cops knew who had the dog, didn’t pick the animal up, and let her pay off the coke debt of $200 the fuck boys owed instead of intervening? It all makes total sense.
I wish there was a lesson to be learned here but you all know that if you lay down with dogs you’ll get fleas. This one is more like if you befriend cokeheads don’t be shocked when they kick your door in and make off with your purse dog.
Pull your head out of your ass, sober up, and find some new friends, homegirl.