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DO NOT Call And/Or Email The Workplaces Of These Racist Buttnuts Who Mass Reported Our Facebook Page For Graphic Violence And Got Us Suspended For No Reason

DO NOT Call And/Or Email The Workplaces Of These Racist Buttnuts Who Mass Reported Our Facebook Page For Graphic Violence And Got Us Suspended For No Reason

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As you know, our Facebook page has essentially been suspended for a week, and they never explained to us why. We’ve been getting alerts for weeks that our account has been sending out spam, leading us to believe that people are reporting us for spam. But we can’t be sure exactly why it happens. We have contacted our lawyer, he’s getting in touch with Facebook’s legal department, and it will hopefully be back up shortly. If not then we sue Facebook. I’m not even kidding either. It’s pretty open and shut, we just have to fly to California. Luckily Turtleboy likes the weather in Cali. But the fact of the matter is that when you sign up for Facebook you agree to Facebook’s terms and conditions.  That’s a two way street. Facebook can’t suspend you if you don’t violate their rules. And we have not violated any rules and it’s costing us money (page views = revenue). So yea, we got a pretty air tight case here, and more than likely they’re gonna give us what we demand in order to resolve this.

Anyway, that’s a story for another day. A group that is apparently taking credit for this latest ban is the racist Facebook group we exposed called “Diesels of New England.” We blogged about them the other day when a few of their members started writing insanely racist things about a little biracial girl:

Funny story about Bart Nicolo, the guy who called this little girl a “chocolate baby.” He messaged us and said he was allowed to be racist like this. Why? Because he’s black:

Ya got that? This guy is black:

Real life. Oh, and he’s allowed to call little biracial girls “chocolate babies” because he recently did an DNA test, and it revealed that his ancestors lived in Sub-Saharan Africa, and black people like him call other black people racial slurs all the time:

Because if you have ancestors from South Africa, you’re automatically black. There are no white people in South Africa. None.

A lot of people from the Diesels of New England (DONE) page have messaged us and asked that we take their group name out of the blog. But why should we? That’s where these comments took place. And not a SINGLE PERSON had the minerals to call these people out on it. This is the only reason racism is still a thing in this country – because normal people are too afraid to squash that shit when they see it. So yea, I have zero sympathy for that group and could care less if they came across as racist. They harbor that shit, they allow that shit.

Anyway, these slugrakes think they’re special and claim to be the ones who are responsible for shutting down our page. Time for some public humiliation:

Amy Favali is the miserable skag admin on the page who organized a mass reporting campaign of our page. As you can see, she is good friends with Maurice Butler – the guy who repeatedly called a small biracial girl a variety of racial slurs:

She is indeed a racist, and apparently is just mad at the world because she looks like a last call grenade at Ralph’s:

Amy lives in Wrentham, and as you can see from her LinkedIn page, she works as a parts advisor at DCH Toyota of Milford:

Whatever you do, do NOT bombard DCH Toyota of Milford with phone calls, and reviews on their Facebook page, as to why they employ this racist Nazi who shut down free speech that exposes the racism her and her friends support. And you should definitely NOT mass report HER FACEBOOK PAGE either

Amy thought she was being sly, because she’s so stupid that she believes a private Facebook group with over 5,000 people is actually private:

You organized the mob Amy. You’re ultimately responsible for this. And we are going to have so much fun with you for such a long time. Buckle up, it’s gonna be a bumpy ride girl!

Then there’s Bobby Light:

As you can see, Bobby is the one who urged the mob to go after the Smiles and Sunshine page for no reason, which is now permanently unpublished. Bobby is just your run of the mill northern redneck ratchet who worships an imaginary country full of pussies who started a war they couldn’t finish and surrendered like pussies when General Sherman stuck his union up their ass:

Here’s his Facebook page.

Next up is South Foster, RI firefighter, Zachary Kent:

Zachary hates when him and his racist friends get exposed, so he stifles free speech instead. Ya know, like a Nazi. Speaking of, it’s kind of hard to “Nazi” Zachary when he walks into town, considering he has his own area code:

Once again, I would HATE to see the South Foster, RI fire department’s Facebook page flooded with reminders that they employ a racist. Especially with his wedding coming up next year.

Zachary’s Facebook page

More winners:

Bobby Fleet lives in Connecticut, and logically then is a big fan of the imaginary country that declared war on the state he lives in, and the country he served:

Yup, that’s right. This guy serves in our armed forces. He allegedly fights for our freedoms and values, while flying the flag of a traitorous nation that declared war on the United States, and trying to destroy the First Amendment. Very American of him.

Bobby Fleet’s Facebook page

We could go through all of these winners but it would take all night. Nevertheless, here’s some more:

As you can see, Max Allan thinks we’re “faggots.” Nice to see that black people aren’t the only group that these winners like to demean. Max is a 2014 graduate of Simsbury High School in CT. And he’s angry at the world because God cursed him with evil ginger hair.

Theodore Hicks is from Bridgewater, and he’s a real dandy himself:

Would be a shame if turtle riders started mass reporting his Facebook page

Brandon Simons of Berkely apparently doesn’t believe we’ve lawyered up:

I don’t care how much we have to pay our attorneys Brandon. If you think for one second we’re gonna let a fat piece of shit like you beat us, then you don’t know Turtleboy. I will mortgage my house to destroy your life. And it will be worth every single penny. Brandon should know that it’s not cool to attack a small business like ours because we exposed you and your racist friends. After all, Brandon owns “Simons Enterprises Corp”:

Whatever you do, stay FAR away from 631 Berkley Street, Berkley, MA 02779.

Brandon is not just a racist though. He also likes to endanger the lives of women and children by driving excessive speeds in residential areas:

He hates the Somerset Police, or as he refers to them as – pigs:

And he can’t seem to stay on the right side of the law because he gets in high speed police chases while doing wheelies and triple digits on the highway:

Huge schmenzer on this guy.

Brandon Simons’ Facebook page.

Up next is Trevor Peckham from Acushnet, who repeatedly reported our page for “harassment”:

Trevor is just your run of the mill racist with nothing to lose, who probably won’t even mind being publicly humiliated like this.

He believes that “white America” (because that’s a thing) is under attack from black lives matter. And he’s got a message for all these black people – stay in the Ghettos or he’s gonna shoot you in the face:

Because racist people like Trevor Peckham believe that black people automatically live in the ghettos.

Would be a shame if people started flooding Ryder System, INC Facebook page to remind them about what kind of person they employ.

Feel free to mass report his Facebook page for pornography.

Who’s up next? That would be Shaun Hitchcock of Westfield, who “did his part yesterday” by reporting Turtleboy Sports Facebook page for harassment:

Of course this is just another bullet point on the scumbag resume for Shaun. After all, he was recently arrested for violating federal wiretapping laws by recording the Westfield Police without telling them at a traffic stop.

Oops!! Shaun’s Facebook page.

Joshua Alwadt from Martha’s Vineyard reported our page for containing “graphic violence”:

Joshua is a real winner:

He’s Assistant Equipment Tech at

He wants to fuck with our business and our lives by reporting us for something we clearly did not do (graphic violence)? Well, if that’s how he wants to play it we can play that game too. As you can see, he only got the job to begin with because another Alwardt is the superintendent:

Here’s a link to Farm Neck Golf Club’s website. You can find all their phone numbers and email addresses on there. Feel free to let them know that they employ an openly racist, bigoted piece of human garbage named Joshua Alwardt. And if they continue to keep employing him, you reserve the right to keep leaving all types of fun reviews on their Facebook page. Oh, and here’s Josh’s Facebook page too.


Seriously though, this is war. And we always win in war. If you think for one second some racist page full of New England rednecks is gonna take us down, then you don’t know Turtleboy very well. If we really were violating Facebook’s terms and conditions we’d own up to it and take our medicine. But these are just trolls mass reporting our page for “graphic violence” and getting away with it. It affects our website and it affects our business. And these people must be destroyed.



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18 Comment(s)
  • Diana Prince
    May 30, 2017 at 11:58 am

    Amy is the furthest thing from a racist and I cannot believe this is happening to her 🙁

  • Lydia
    May 28, 2017 at 12:23 am

    Can’t we all just get along?

  • The Executioner
    May 27, 2017 at 8:15 pm

    OK…I stopped reading this in the first few paragraphs when you decided that sub-Saharan and South Africa are the same geographic position…ah…the Sahara is in the north of Africa as in Libya whereabouts whereas South Africa is a short ocean’s drive from Antarctica. What is going on with the literacy or proof reading of this blog….no excuse for that blunder.

    • Al Jean
      May 27, 2017 at 10:41 pm

      Boy I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder.

    • True Reality Speaks
      May 28, 2017 at 9:09 am

      Those DNA profile companies are like scratch tickets – just another way to take money from the terminally stupid.

      Sounds like this poseur has discovered his inner Rachel Dolezal to excuse his trailer trash behavior. He should declare himself a Democrat and get elected US Senator – it worked for Fauxcahontas.

  • May 27, 2017 at 12:36 pm

    Turtleboy’s gonna file an internet lawsuit against Facebook, and has an airtight case. That’s funny.

    So how come you haven’t published the name of the guy who ran over the three year old on Bellevue St? Seems like common knowledge. Even the Telegram knows his name. They’re just waiting for the police to officially release it.

    Don’t tell me you’re actually trying to be a real journalist.

  • Tyrone
    May 27, 2017 at 10:13 am

    Nice to finally see tbs get a taste of their own medicine. Hahaha

  • Chris Rock
    May 27, 2017 at 8:58 am

    I mostly agree with the shaming but should the assistant equipment tech at a golf course be just as accountable as the rest? For him it might be like calling a double dribble on a retard. Some things you just let slide.

  • BlackandWhite
    May 27, 2017 at 8:36 am

    The extreme right and extreme left are going completely off the rails.

  • Stu Pidazzo
    May 27, 2017 at 6:26 am

    I felt like Patty and Selma stamping ‘Failed’ on Homer’s chauffeur’s license exam. So satisfying! I think I need a cigarette.

  • MissZombie
    May 26, 2017 at 7:00 pm

    A few of them wouldnt go through, so Im hoping they were suspended, but I’ll be taking a gander at their work place facebooks for sure. What those shit stains need is a good scrubbing with SOS pads and bleach. A bunch of pathetic desperate dookie mongers who think lumping together to make one big turdball will make them feel strong and less worthless. Too bad they’re still weak and worthless, being in a group doesnt make you less of a turd, you just become a part of one giant turd. The only thing they made stronger, is their stink!

  • Wtf
    May 26, 2017 at 6:37 pm

    Nothing like a good old fashioned , new age take down. Shame is the name of the game.

  • Speed
    May 26, 2017 at 6:23 pm

    Reported all their pages… C’mon folks, it takes maybe 5-10 secs per page to report them. TB has done a lot for us whether it is serious issues or the entertaining stuff. Don’t let these douches (or Facebook) push TB and the TB Army around!

    • Turd Burglestein
      May 26, 2017 at 10:38 pm

      And if you have multiple accts, report their asses 2x, 3x, 10x.

    May 26, 2017 at 6:19 pm

    Joshua’s wife is a fucking two-bagger . . . holy shit, he actually had sex with that?

    • MissZombie
      May 26, 2017 at 7:02 pm

      I mean, I cant imagine any good looking women are standing in line to get with his crusty ass. So beggars cant be choosers is probably his motto.

    • DickHeads of New England (DONE)
      May 26, 2017 at 10:38 pm

      What a snaggletooth, huh? lmao

  • Dude
    May 26, 2017 at 6:05 pm

    Your page views are down because your content took a nosedive. I remember when this blog was about Worcester lowlifes and SJWS, now you’re virtue signalling about racism because of South Shore Facebook drama. Oh well. Time to move on. Thanks for Mosaic, but that was years ago.

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