• Fall River Thimbledick Who Hit 7 Year Old Kid With Girlfriend’s Car While She Was Shopping Is Friends With Athol Chick Who Did 200 Bags Of H In One Weekend



    Fall River Thimbledick Who Hit 7 Year Old Kid With Girlfriend’s Car While She Was Shopping Is Friends With Athol Chick Who Did 200 Bags Of H In One Weekend

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    TurnTo10A Fall River man charged in an incident that injured a 7-year-old boy pleaded not guilty at his arraignment Tuesday. Prosecutors said David Fernandes, 19, drove his girlfriend’s car into Burlington Coat Factory, pinning the child against the wall. Video shared by an NBC 10 News viewer shows police arresting Fernandes, as well as a large group coming to the aid of the young boy. Police said his injuries were not life-threatening. Prosecutors said Fernandes was high on marijuana at the time of the crash. His grandmother told the judge she is concerned he has a substance abuse problem.

    “David is acting on impulse. He’s taking pills,” she said.

    A court psychologist said Fernandes often uses marijuana and benzodiazepines. Fernandes’ attorney said his client was not trying to leave the scene and there was a problem with the car’s brakes. Fernandes’ girlfriend, Chloe Wood, spoke with NBC 10.

    “It’s been a complete horror show, nightmare for me,” Wood said. “I didn’t have any idea he hit a child. My heart goes out to the family. I hope that that child is OK. I truly believe it was a freak accident.”

    Wood said she bought the car the day before the incident and was shopping in the store when she realized what had happened.

    “I would rather see him get treatment because I think he does need help and I think it was an impulse decision he thought he could drive,” Wood said. “He had no intentions on hurting anyone.”

    Assistant District Attorney Zac Mercer said Fernandes is a danger to the public, detailing two open cases against the teenager. According to court records, Fernandes faces charges including assault and battery with a dangerous weapon stemming from an incident in which he allegedly attacked his neighbor with a hammer. He also was charged with breaking and entering in a January incident. Current charges include the following:

    • Operating under the influence of drugs (narcotics)
    • Driving with a suspended license
    • Negligent operation of a motor vehicle
    • Leaving the scene of an accident resulting in personal injury
    • Assault and battery with a dangerous weapon

    The judge set bail at $2,500 cash or $25,000 surety. Fernandes will return to court Sept. 13.

    So let me get this straight. This chumbucket drove a car into a 7 year old child at the Burlington Coat Factory because he was high……..on weed?? That’s the worst excuse I’ve ever heard in my life. Oh, and he’s on $2,500 bail, even though he’s facing a bunch of other charges, including hitting someone with a hammer. But yea, keep voting for these assholes who appoint judges like this. Because there’s 100% chance this thimbledick will commit another crime again:

    Anyone who takes bathroom selfies and doesn’t bend the brim of their hat is suspect in my book.

    The girlfriend is obviously a trashcan too. Know how I can tell? This:

    Yup, she’s a Chicago Bulls fan. Probably couldn’t name a single player on their team, but it’s the official emblem of hoodrats everywhere, so there’s no way she was missing out on this one. Her partner in grime obviously feels the same way:

    Never saw that one coming.

    She also thinks Aaron Hernandez was innocent

    And believe it or not she reads and shares Turtleboy. Her favorite stories are the ones about the Fall River Guttermuppet.

    Probably one of the only people from the South Coast who she can point to and say, “at least I’m not her.”

    Newsflash guttertramp – you let him drive your car, even though you knew he had a suspended license and was high as shit. This one’s on you. If you let a chudstuffer like this jam his cervix scraper into your stench trench, you become him. The moment you found out he was a professional loser who gets arrested all the time for things like attacking his neighbor with a hammer, was the moment you should’ve left him. But you didn’t. Because at the end of the day you and him are both on the same rung of the ratchet ladder.

    Here’s my question – why did you leave your pet chudstuffer in the car? Who goes shopping with their boyfriend at the Burlington Coat Factory and leaves their boyfriend in the front seat? Is he a dog?

    Oh, and guess who they’re friends with (look at the comments):

    Yup, Kelsey Mae Hurlburt. The Athol broad who got arrested with over 200 bags of heroin and claimed she wasn’t a dealer because she was going to do all of it that weekend.

    Keep in mind, she’s from Athol, and he’s from Fall River. Do you realize far away Athol is from Fall River? Wicked far. Everything is far from Athol. Easily two hours. Yet somehow through the scientific laws of three degress of ratchetry, they’ve managed to end up in the same social circles. It really is amazing.

    The only good news about this story is that the 7 year old boy is gonna be OK. But if judges keep letting these animals out on the streets on $2,500 bail then 7 year olds everywhere will continue to be in danger.

     

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    1. True Reality Speaks


      Thank a lib

    2. Stunt Penis


      The blonde chick looks like she hit the gene pool IQ lottery. not.

      The athol chick is still a cutie. At least till all the drugs and boozin catch up with her in a few years.

    3. Bill


      I love people like this. It means the harder I work the more I get because these people are a waste of oxygen. Less people I have to compete with to make more money and provide for my family.

    4. Wtf


      Please please please make a ratchet dictionary.
      Thimbledick.
      I am amazed nearly every day I learn a new word. Lmao!

    5. Sue


      What’s sad is that his girlfriend will probably pick him over her child.

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