
Ludlow Liquor Store Owner Offers Reward After Laardvark Steals 2 Bottles Of Booze, Turns Out It’s Cross Dressing Street Sweeper Kevin Blackmer And He Bragged About It On Facebook
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The owner of Turnpike Liquor Store in Ludlow was robbed yesterday and put this message out on Facebook, offering a reward for the name of the this cheesehog:
Oh I know this one!!! It’s the cross-dressing Ware Street Sweeper himself – Kevin Blackmer:
The same guy who celebrated the Pulse Nightclub massacre:
Because just like the shooter, Kevin Blackmer is likely a closeted gay man:
The same guy who has vowed to bury his enemies’ bodies in the Ware River:
The same guy who recently started prostituting his 16 year old girlfriend on backpage:
It’s been almost three months since Kevin made it onto a Turtleboy blog. He was due. But yea, that’s clearly him:
Oh, and just in case you thought it might be someone who looks exactly like him, the first thing he did when he went home was brag about his haul on the Facebook machine:
You know you’re struggling to find friends when you have to advertise free money giveaways to get people to come to your party. Oh, and whatever you do, do NOT call that number.
Now where do I collect my $500 reward? Oh, wait. Looks like a million people have already told them it’s Kevin Blackmer, but they’re all referencing Turtleboy. Shouldn’t we get half? After all, we’ve made this guy the most infamous dooshnozzle west of the Brookfields.
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9 Comment(s)
Lol this guy is such a thug wanna a be he gives a bad name to poser
Can’t even deal with how much this dirtbag is hated and hunted by normal people he has messed with!!! He is so sick that there is no description oef his decadence
Bikini boy is a stupid fat shit.
Now would be a perfect time for Turnpike to become a Turtle sponsor!
Yankees hat wtf? Now he’s gone too far.
Yo ya’ll really tryna get hurt out here. I’m out here in the 413 if you tryna throw some hands. I also got $$, bud, caine, jameson’s to throw down on a bet just to prove I could easily whoop any and all ya’lls asses. I ain’t scared of none of ya come find me or call me im down to meet up with anyone of you bitch ass niggas, and if ya’ll try to do some sneak shit i ain’t even worried about that I got a gat too
*Disclaimer. Not the real Kevin Blackmer either.” Oh btw he really does have a gun I hear. I don’t think he has a license for them either lol someone should probably do something about that before he goes fuckin columbine up in some place
I just pray Ed has to pay the grand……that would be a Go Fund Me I could support.
Turtleboy a buncha hataaaaahhhzzzzz. snitches get stitches no doubt. Street Sweeper Grim Reaper comin’ fo dat azz hahahahahaha
*disclaimer – not the real Kevin Blackmer*
Why ask for chump change when you could get a sponsor?