Some turtle riders say they’re sick of our blogs shaming people who park in handicapped spots. It you’re one of them, that’s OK. You don’t have to like everything we publish (I’ve burned so many bridges already by alluding to my thoughts on the President). But the fact of the matter is that tons of people see nothing wrong with this practice, so it’s our job to educate them, and everyone else. Take for instance this poo-poo head from the Wayland Square Starbucks in Providence:
Hellen Keller used to park trucks better than that. And the fact that he saw nothing wrong with this is exactly why we publish blogs like this. He thinks it’s OK because he said he was going to be quick. It’s not OK. Ever. If you’re in that much of a rush then leave your house five minutes earlier. Or just don’t get a coffee. Ninety percent of people are going to be in and out of a Starbucks, and they’d all prefer to park closer. Your situation is no different than any of their’s, so park your truck where it belongs and waddle yourself in to get your overpriced coffee with the rest of the Becky’s.
As you can see he’s got Massachusetts license plates, as this store is pretty close to Seekonk. Would love to know his name if someone wants to run the plates……35B 590.
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