Sign Up Today For The Turtle Rider Golf Tournament July 26 At Kettle Brook Golf Course In Paxton
After much delay due to commie cold lockdown rules, the first ever Turtle Rider Cup Golf Tournament will finally…
Attorney Mike Shitdick Confronts Turtleboy At Gym
Tonight at 9 PM on Turtle Club we’ll be watching the video of Attorney Mike Shivick confronting me at the…
LA Looks Lester Advertises His Unemployment Fraud Business In Milford Area Facebook Groups By Writing Letters From Fake Companies He Created Saying He Laid You Off
This is John Chase, originally from Milford but now living in Boston. He’s got life by the balls, as…
Virtue Signaling Northborough Bakery Becky Says Customers Won’t Buy Her Rainbow Pride Cookies Because She Hired Too Many Bisexuals And Is Now Raking In New Pity Business
This is Diana Batista, the owner of Main Street Pastries and More in Northborough. She made headlines this week…
After Helping Andy Ngo Write About Mikayla Miller Story For Newsweek They Refused To Let Him Cite Or Link Turtleboy And Said It Was The First Time Her Ex-Girlfriend’s Mother Was Speaking About It
A month or so ago I reached out to journalist Andy Ngo on Twitter about the Mikayla Miller story….
Was The Guy Who Killed 2 Black People In Winthrop A White Supremacist? Rachael Rollins Says Yes But Evidence Suggests Otherwise
Rachael Rollins is alleging that the man who killed two black people in Winthrop was a white supremacist. Evidence…
BLT-123 Blowfish Says Northampton Cops Are Helping People Beat Up And Misgender Pots And Pansexuals, Community Members Blast Anyone Who Questions Story
This is Corinne Elizabeth Towne. As you can tell by looking at her, she is from Northampton, and she…
Kidnappers In White Van With Things On Top Nearly Kidnap Uxbridge Woman In Broad Daylight
This is Anna Faith from Uxbridge. The other day she was nearly kidnapped in broad daylight by an unidentified…
Hyde Park Purple Haired Pagan Woman Freaks Out After Seeing Unmasked Vaccinated People In Laundromat, Previously Looking For Roommate To Live With Her And Pet Tarantula
This is Christine Denise Day from Hyde Park. She recently drove her bicycle to the Laundry Queen in Hyde…
Attorney Who Lives With Mom Called The Cops On Me After Confronting, Harassing, Threatening, Touching, And Filming Me At Planet Fitness While I Attempted To Exercise
Today I was minding my own business at Planet Fitness, sitting down on a bench press living the judgement…
Grafton Bunny Boiler Starts $1,500 GoFundMe For Obese Rabbit She Fed General Gao’s Chicken To After Divorcing Her Husband Due To “Accident”
This is Tanya Koellner from Grafton. She’s a local SJW who doesn’t hide the fact that she’s intolerant and…
Leicester Attorney And Elected Official Who Lives With Mom Is Suing The Cops And Lots Of Other People For Criticizing Him On Facebook And Driving With A Suspended License
This is Mike Shivick, an attorney and elected official from Leicester who lives with his mother and is causing…
Meet Mike Shivick: Leicester Attorney And Resident Douchebag Next Up In Turtleboy Hall Of Shame
I like to give Turtle Club subscribers access to content no one else is getting, so tonight I’m gonna…
Getdicks And Chillinger Bring Newborn Semen Demon To Rob Southbridge Gas Station While Trying To Get Baby Momma He Choked Out To Let Him See Other Crotch Fruit
Pro tip – if you’re gonna rob a store in broad daylight then leave your two week old newborn…
Southbridge Earlobe Tattoo Mafia Gets Arrested Inside Police Station After Safe Full Of Cash Gets Stolen From Apartment, Mom Defends Their Honor In Comments
In Southbridge last week three local guttermuppets showed up in the lobby of the police station and decided to…
Woke Des Moines SPED Teacher Loses Her Shit On Tik Tok After Governor Bans Her From Brainwashing Kids With Critical Race Theory
This is Megan Geha, a Special Education teacher in Des Moines. She’s a woke progressive activist and whose husband…
Butch Barbie And Fall River Fetus Factory Film Themselves Smoking Blunts And Fish Bowling Room With Latest Raw Dog Trophy
This is Savannah Soares from Fall River. As you can probably tell by the bathroom selfies, Jordans, dog…
Racist Recent Boston Latin Grads Called Into A Boston School Committee Meeting And Yelled “I Hate White People” And Of Course No One Cared And The Media Didn’t Report It
I’m on vacation but I really wanted to blog about this before it became old news. At a Boston…
Calling The Strange Men Who Have Been Sexting Me For 48 Hours Because Someone Put My Phone Number On A Craigs List Sex Ad
Some troll put my phone number on Craigs List, pretending to be a woman in need of a “big” man….
Meet Benjamin Galiatsos – The Chicopee Chode Who Probably Parked His Mom’s Truck In 4 Handicapped Spots
Yesterday we blogged about what was quite possibly the biggest dickhead parking job of all time in Chicopee, where…
