This is Dawson Boston from Rochester, NH.

Haven’t seen a flat brimmed Chicago Bulls hat in a while, so you know he’s old school douchebag. This pube face killah is one of the most notorious heroin dealers in Rochester, although most of his Google trophies are for stupid shit like running from the cops during a simple traffic stop, and driving without a license.

A local teenager is facing multiple charges after he and another individual allegedly took off during a traffic stop, ditched their car and fled from police on foot. Dawson Jacob Boston, 19, of Limestone Lane, was charged Tuesday night with disobeying a police officer and driving after revocation or suspension after an officer allegedly found him hiding beneath a truck parked in a driveway at 194 North Main St., according to Rochester Police Capt. Jason Thomas. 

The incident started around 9:30 p.m. Tuesday after a Rochester officer attempted to pull over Boston’s vehicle as it turned from Union Street onto North Main Street, according to Thomas. Boston allegedly stopped the vehicle, but as soon as the officer approached the vehicle’s trunk, he allegedly sped off, according to Thomas. A short time later, Thomas said a witness called police to report seeing Boston turn the vehicle onto nearby Maple Street and exit the vehicle with another man. The duo then began running through driveways and back yards on Maple Street, the witness reported.

We profile a lot of shitbags here, but I think this is the first one I’ve ever heard of who was uncooperative for the booking photo. Bruh, the booking photo is how you build street cred. You gotta look all hard and shit to show the world you’re the most wangsta shitdick walking the mean streets of Rochester. Tony Deyoung would not be impressed.

We know the pube face killah is a heroin dealer because people have reached out to us and told us that he’s the one who sells poison to their addicted family members. It would also explain why he ran from the cops – because it gave him a chance to ditch the product. Also, he posted on March 8 that he was upset that Canada legalized heroin, and said he wanted to kill Trump because of that (presumably because Trump is bad for business).

But the thing is when you threaten to murder the President on social media, they come for you.

Oops!! And he made a video about it.

“The niggas wanted to talk to me right, went and talked to them, these niggas said I could be going to jail if I wrote a post like that again. How the fuck they track me down because I say Trump? All I gotta say is don’t mention the President online, or Trump online about killing anybody, because they’ll track you down.”

Who knew that explicit death threats against POTUS would be taken seriously?

Clarence tried to set him up in a sting operation to see if he’d sell us some product, but he didn’t take the bait. Nevertheless, unemployed wiggastains with long rap sheets don’t roll like this unless they have some unreported income somewhere.

Tick tock bitch.

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