Slummahville Career Deadbeat Steals Woman’s Car While Pumping Gas, Classy Sister Flex’s Facebook Muscles In His Honor
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Billy Tigue is at it again! He’s still MIA so feel free to share this post and get his face out there!
This Slumdog Nillionaire hopped into a woman’s car while she was pumping gas at the Circle K in Tewksbury on Saturday night, got gas sprayed all over him and dragged the woman a few feet before taking off. Thankfully the chick is okay but she was left stranded on her way home to New Jersey from a funeral in MA. Dick move Billy, dick move. You can watch the video here:
I’m not sure how they managed to capture his entire face in the above photo with his 5-head taking up most of the frame but there he is in all of his dirt-stache glory.
Billy boy ended up ditching the car in Lowell (but of course!) and took off with the woman’s purse because drugs aren’t free, y’all!
Apparently this isn’t his first rodeo either. Billy’s got quite the track record and was even stabbed along with 2 of his buddies back in 04′ after some sort of altercation in Slummahville. One of his bro’s was murdered and the guy who stabbed them all is in prison. Now I don’t know about you but if I was almost killed at 19 years old I’d probably feel crazy lucky to be alive and make an effort to really appreciate that shit. Not Billy Bighead Tighe! He decided leading a decent life with morals was for losers and went on to bigger and better things, like leading the police on a high-speed chase back in 2014 after he stole a car and pretended he was in a white trash version of The Fast And The Furious.
If Lowell, Somerville and Tewksbury bumped uglies after a drug binge at the Motel Caswell, this is what their baby would look like.
He’s had lots of highly intelligent things to say on his Facebook page over the years but its mostly a time-stamped play by play of him being in and out of jail and other ratchet jibberish:
Obviously after doing my homework on this walking ashtray I decided to hit up the comment sections of Facebook to see what the good word was. Initially I stumbled across the usual victim-blaming, fungus commenters like this twatwaffle:
I don’t give a shit if I stand on the side of the road, dangling my keys and holding a sign that says “hey steal my car!”. That still doesn’t mean you can steal my car. Bill Prince is clearly a creek gypsy and Billy’s been having a rough time lately.
But then I saw these comments made by Billy’s sister and it was like Christmas came early for Merrimack Valley Turtle Bae! Meet Ashley Tighe:
Ashley’s interests include long walks along Revere beach at low tide, getting dressed up for a fancy night on the town at places like Vertigo, getting drunk and falling out of her shoes, and wearing large hoop earrings and last night’s makeup to church on Sundays. I’m also going to take a gamble and assume she hits her boyfriends and yells at Uber drivers too.
This sassy trailer-jumper went full force social media savage and let everyone know that their (accurate) opinions of her brother wouldn’t be tolerated.
Look at Ashley coming in hot with the go-to insult of calling someone a faggot.. Sorry, “fagget”. You know what usually makes people reconsider their pre-conceived notions that your family is one big flaming dumpster fire? Threatening people on Facebook. I’m sure Brianne had a life changing epiphany and realized you Tighes are all pretty good people aside from all that pesky theft and assault business. She’s probably starting a Gofundme right now for Billy’s bail money.
You know what I like about Brianne? Everything.
So Ashley can tell everyone to kill themselves in defense of her brother who, ya know, actually almost killed people by being a criminal. Gotcha. I also love these bae-buzzards who swoop in to tell everyone how mean they are and how we should say only nice things because we might hurt the family’s feelings. “There’s a whole other story ppl don’t know”. Get the fuck outta here Karissa. I’m sure there’s a LOT more people don’t know, none of which is going to help his case or get people to see past the fact that this guy is a cancer on society. I’m so sick and tired of people trying to rationalize and defend the actions of people like Billy. Veronica seems to think this will all blow over and we’ll move on to someone else soon enough….
Let’s face it. Billy is a 13 year veteran trained in the art of douchebaggery and probably isn’t going to turn over a new leaf anytime soon. I know having to head to prison again is inconvenient but that’s what happens when you hail from the Massachusetts underbelly and steal for a living. Look on the bright side. At least when you get out of jail you have this bunch of mis-matched DNA to come home to.
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