Multiple Victims Come Forward After Women Beating Piece Of Shit From Sandwich Gets Arrested Again For Kicking The Shit Out Of A Woman
This is Robert Sullivan from Sandwich. On Monday, he was arrested for punching his girlfriend in the stomach,…
Netflix And Fentanyl Asks Falmouth Facebook Group For Cash So 17 Year Old Crotch Fruit Can Have Christmas, Turns Down Offers For Help 2 Months After Meth Fender Bender
Thanksgiving has come and gone which can only mean one thing – Tis the season for single mom “my…
Mashpee Marfupial Sets New Record By Posting Christmas Single Mom Give Me Free Shit Post On August 8
I just wanna take a moment to recognize that it’s August 9 and the shameless Christmas begging has already…
Robin Hoodrat And His Merry Femmes Cause Chaos Doing ATV Wheelies And Driving People Off Mashpee Roads, Free Muh Boi Patrol Says It’s OK Because He’s Native American
It’s almost summer time in the Cape, which can only mean one thing – ratchet invasion: One person was…
Falmouth Protesters Demand Plow Driver Be Arrested For Plowing Snow That Got Them Wet While Standing Right Next To The Road
Protesters in Falmouth are really, really mad at a plow driver for doing his job. Video in link here. A…
Mom Of Woman Killed When Gangbanger Mickey Rivera Ran From Mashpee PD Is Blaming The Cops For Killing Her, Claims She Didn’t Know Shithead She Was Out With While Child And Fiance Were At /home
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Cape Cod Gangsta Rapper Holla Akbar Got Arrested AGAIN For Selling Crack Cocaine While In Court Facing Previous Charges Of Selling Cocaine Just Days After New Album Dropped
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Legendary Self-Described Best Rapper On The Cape, Holla Akbar, Arrested For Selling Cocaine To Falmouth PD Undercovers Proclaims Innocence On Facebook
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Moron Babysitter Falls Asleep On Couch While Watching Toddlers, Dad Walks In And Takes Kids To Teacher Her Lesson, She Wakes Up And Waits Almost Two Hours To Calls Cops
Ohhhhh you guys are going to LOOOOOVE this one. How many of us have had shitty babysitters? Want to advertise…
We Didn’t Know You Could Be A Hardo Rapper On Cape Cod Until We Found These Amazing Mashpee Rap Videos
We Didn’t Know You Could Be A Hardo Rapper On Cape Cod Until We Found These Amazing Mashpee Rap Videos…
