Voting is now completed in round one of the Fupasloth region, and there were hardly any upsets, and tons of blowouts.
That can only mean one thing – I seeded this bracket perfectly. Although we will see who advances in round 2.
Onto the Cheesehog region. You can vote here, but if you wanna read their ratchet resumes then click here to review them on TB Daily News. You have 24 hours to vote.
1. Hadassah Robeson vs. 16. Dorchester Giblees Bandits
16. Dorchester Giblees Bandits
8. Tinder Tunaflap vs. 9. Nodoff Nadine and Pet Chudstuffer
9. Nodoff Nadine and Pet Chudstuffer
4. R Smelly vs. 13. Chef Ployardee
4. R Smelly
13. Chef Ployardee
5. Whitinsville Crack Donkey vs. 12. Fall River Orangastank
3. Relapsipotamus vs. 14. Fertilization Felicia
3. Kim Nelligan AKA Relapsipotamus
6. Teenage Tonsil Tickler vs. 11. Worcester Meat Wallet Mom
7. Tiverton Gouda Gremlin vs. 10. West Springfield Fupa Dupa
10. West Springfield Fupa Dupa
2. Brian Dolan vs. 15. David Leavitt
2. Brian Dolan
15. David Leavitt
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13 Comment(s)
This is like the Stanley Cup playoffs for ratchets; parity everywhere.
It’s heavy on the competition, but I think Jessica will get the gold
Damn, I wanted to see Leavitt go further, but Dolan is an absolute lock to get some wins. Anyone who listened to that Live show with him could never forget it.
Would have been awesome for Leavitt to get roasted though.
This region is super competitive. Interested to see who comes out ahead (or behind, however you view it).
8 vs 9 was tough. And I think 15 should have been rated higher, the guy is a deuche bag and could have beat others in the bracket.
No contest in my mind. Jessica will eventually get some innocent man convicted in this state if she isn’t stopped. She may be the worst of the lot.
Social Media is Cancer
Sad to see Mia make a first round exit. She even fails at failing.
This one was tough, ugh
Here’s the wild card bracket.
Thumbs up = Unc TB
Thumbs Down = Bristol
Cast your vote now.
outstanding bracket.
Agreed, Dolan/Leavitt was a tough one for me.
This is the product of the democrats socialist/communist agenda one the last 3/4 of a century that has created a subculture of useless, bone idle, unemployable, thick as a box of rocks, welfare bums.
I have employed people and I can tell right away the products of welfare. They have a genetic malformation in that there is something missing between the brain and the hands.
Unc, this is going to be a tough year to figure out who is the most ratchet of the ratchets.
Looking forward to see who the winner is.
Turtle on my friend, turtle on.