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Turtleboy’s Top 100 Most Popular Blogs Of The Year: #70-61

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What a year it’s been for Turtleboy Sports. Over 20 million page views and counting. We started the year with about 21,000 Facebook followers. And despite three separate 30 day suspensions that number has doubled to 42,000. We’ve also got two backup pages with over 10,000 followers each when our primary pages are suspended. We’ve been featured on every major radio station in the Boston, Worcester, and Springfield areas, linked by major media outlets, and widely recognized as the only reliable media outlet in Massachusetts. We are an unstoppable force of nature, and we will not be defeated.

So what is Turtleboy Sports? We get that question a lot. Are we a news outlet or entertainment? The answer is, both. We’ve broken some major stories this year.

  • We were the first media outlet to report the name of the man (Jorge Zambrano) who killed Officer Ronald Tarentino.
  • We were the first to announce when he was killed.
  • We broke the story about the corrupt daughter of a retired judge who continued to work in the probation department despite giving up names of informants to her criminal friends, and dating the brother of the cop killer.
  • We were relentless in our coverage with the Spencer-East Brookfield schools, which culminated in a peaceful overthrow of School Committee chairman Kevin Hayes.
  • We dug and we dug and we dug until we found proof that Mosaic Cultural Complex was paying its employees to do NOTHING, which forced the City Council to finally cut off funding for the fraudulent non-profit.

We also broke a buttload of other stories as well. But at the same time, Turtleboy lives to entertain. This is why you come here. And we do that by shaming people who have earned the shaming. Because sometimes people just wanna have a good ol’ fashioned laugh. Lots of people don’t like this because for years we’ve let them control the narrative. But not any more. From now on when you act like a fool in public, you will be publicly exposed by the Turtle.

With that said, it’s time to look back at the year in Turtleboy. We will be releasing our top 100 most popular blogs, 10 blogs at a time, so you can catch up on the debauchery. Each blog will be explained briefly with a limerick. We understand that many turtle riders jumped on mid stroke, so this gives you an opportunity to catch up on what you missed……


70. Worcester Mom blames cop who got hit by car for chasing after her son – 22,406 page views


The son is a dick

The Mom is a fatty

The least surprising thing

Is the lack of a Daddy


Mother Blaming Police, Mocking Cop Who Was Hit By Car Chasing Her Felon Son Who Said “That’s What He Gets For Chasing Me”

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69. Jorge Zambrano’s twin brother doesn’t show up to court for scamming an old lady out of $7K – 22,672 page views

Didn’t do the job

But he pocketed the cash

Which is why he has to settle

For Grafton Hill trash

Arrest Warrant Issued For Giancarlo Zambrano For Not Showing Up In Court And Stealing $7,000 From A Nice Boston Lady



68. Rutland wangsta wants Trump to win so he can kill cops – 22, 696 page views

He thinks he’s hardcore 

But he’s really a slug

Cuz you can’t live in Rutland

And still be a thug






67. Burncoat/Boston College/Patriot legend Ron Brace passes away at 29 – 22,940 page views

His skills were the best

His strength knew no bounds

And it hurt to get tackled

By 320 pounds

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RIP Burncoat High School Legend Ron Brace

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66. Trigglypuff has a real name and the memes are fantastic – 23,057 page views

She likes to scream and yell

Her favorite food group is grease

We call her Triggly

And she’s morbidly obese

The Internet Gave Hampshire College SJW Cora Segal A New Name – TrigglyPuff, The Worst Social Justice Warrior Ever




65. Sharon Osborne does not care for ratchet Brockton Moms – 23,100 page views

If you’re looking for ratchets

Brockton has got em

When Sharon Osborne shits on you

You’ve hit rock bottom

Sharon Osborne And “The Talk” Roasted The Ratchet Brockton Woman Who Tried Fighting Daughter’s Teacher



64. Barre board of selectman fire police chief for being too nice – 23,260 page views

The Barre selectmen 

Are a bunch of pricks

They fire you if you’re too nice

Cuz I guess they like dicks


Barre Firing Police Chief For Being Too Nice…….Wait, WHAT?


63. Spenser Tarentino’s eulogy for his Dad will make you cry – 23,522 page views

Jorge Zambrano

Was a waste of space leach 

But nothing was more moving

Than Spencer T’s speech

Spenser Tarentino’s Eulogy At His Dad’s Funeral Was The Most Amazing Thing You Will Ever See




62. Fitchburg moron tries paying for laptop with counterfeit money, ends up getting shot – 23,561 page views

He tries to be a laptop 

With counterfeit money

Then he got shot

That shit was mad funny

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Fitchburg Wanksta Gets Shot By Worcester Man After Paying For Laptop With Counterfeit Money, Pulling BB Gun In Craig’s List Scam



61. Athol gutterslugs use mentally challenged woman as an incubator – 23,695 page views

The Iorio klan

Is all types of twisted

No doubt in my mind

This chick has been fisted


Is This Athol Ratchet Forcing A Mentally Challenged Woman To Have Her Husband’s Children And Then Pretend The Children Are Her’s?




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