Turtleboy’s Top 12 Worst Dads Of 2016


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In honor of father’s day we decided to compile a list of the Top 12 Worst Dads of Turtleboy 2016. If we blogged about you this year, then you were eligible. Here’s the Top 12:

12. Fred Gralinski

It’s bad enough that this Coventry, RI father literally called firefighters ISIS terrorists because they flew American flags on their trucks, but he’s clearly raised his two adult bonehead sons to believe the same anti-American nonsense.




11. Joe Amoroso

He would be higher, but we don’t know if he’s really Bella Bond’s father. He’s just some junkie who banged her birth mother at Occupy Wall Street in Boston, abandoned her, came back after she died to cash in on the fame, pretended to love his daughter, and then was arrested twice for shoplifting.


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10. Kevin Blackmer

Why do such horrible people feel the need to reproduce?




9. Dennis and David Stanley

Dennis, the “archangel” of the now underground Church of End Times abandoned his wife and family to have a bunch of 17 year old girls from Pawtucket sleep in his bed every night. Him and his prophet brother David Stanley still have a billboard in Uxbridge too for their gypsy paving service!! Nevertheless this video of David serenading one of his and Dennis’ kids will live on in history:

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8. Fat Louie

When you become a father it’s important for you to set a good example for your kids. You definitely should NOT be putting them in rap videos where they smack big booty hoes right in the rumpus. Oh yea, and don’t get arrested for drug dealing and gang banging either.




7. Louis Gaignard

It’s tragic when you lose a child. But if you try to profit off of it in the same way you did when your father passed away, that’s just kind of a low move.





6. Mel Taylor

It’s nice to stand up for your kids. But when they insert themselves into a Ghettofest brawl at the Cranston Carnival, don’t defend them and threaten to kill the guy your daughter punched in the face a bunch of times on video.

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5. Greenfield Dad #1

Rod Hart and his husband adopted a black child so they could use him to call their cop neighbor racist. He also claims that his son asked Santa for white skin for Christmas. Sure thing Greenfield Dad #1. The City of Northampton knows all this and still employs him as a middle school teacher, because when you’re a “progressive” gay man in Northampton you are part of a special protected class of people.

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4. Giancarlo Zambrano

Instead of raising his kids he was running off to Hawaii with probation office trap queen Ashley Losapio. Then after his brother murdered a cop he put a picture up on his Facebook page of his own child wearing a cop’s uniform. Instead of keeping a low profile he started calling people up and threatening them if they didn’t pay him money they don’t owe him.

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3. Greenfield Dad #2

Lindel Hart is even worse than Rod Hart. Not only does he use his son’s race to incite racial tensions in a town where everyone gets along, he’s also a huge embarrassment who posts disgusting pictures on Facebook and shows up during recess to threaten and harass his kid’s teachers.


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2. Robert Alston

Bobby Alston, AKA Boo Shameek got paid a lot of money from the taxpayers for work he didn’t do, while “working” for his mother’s fraudulent non-profit Mosaic Cultural Complex. Unfortunately he just couldn’t shut up on Facebook and the whole world read his confession about Mosaic’s scamming ways. Oh yea, and he was collecting all this money because he’s years behind on child support, calls his baby Momma awful things, and generally seems to hate women.



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1. Jorge Zambrano

A real Dad takes care of his kids. A real Dad sets a good example. A real Dad would never hurt another human being. A real Dad wouldn’t kill another real Dad.

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16 Comment(s)
    June 20, 2016 at 9:30 pm

    Why doesn’t the SALOIS family grow Hell up and worry about your 3 grandkids, yes Brenda I mean you you give yourself away by posting !!! Just like your Facebook page do you ever not have a drink in your hand your a little too OLD to have A FAcebook account, plus your BOTOX face looks little HACKED !!!

    June 20, 2016 at 9:06 pm

    To above poster BRenda, Brenda Brenda Your daughter is HIS BIgest WHORE

  • Ryan
    June 20, 2016 at 8:55 pm

    Giancarlo has my vote ! He should be number 1 he’s a piece of shit who left his children with nothing !!! While he ate , drank and slept good !! He has had numerous whores and has lived off the drug money his cop killing brother made for him , his mother and sister !!! Number one dead beat dad of the year !!!!

  • Katrina
    June 20, 2016 at 2:59 pm

    We need POLlL for worst MOTHER of 2016?????

  • Dada5000
    June 20, 2016 at 10:19 am

    What about the guy who smoked pot in the Basement while his children were decomposing upstairs. Then he totally puts on the Tard act when he face the press.Bring Darwinism back and just airdrop these idiots into ISIS territory .Cannot imagine my kid spanking a fay ugly thing like that, I would not let him in the cage.

  • Drylaw
    June 20, 2016 at 6:43 am

    Agree with LivesinLowello but this is America, not everyone gets to comin first. Gralinski is first for teaching his kids un-American values. While I want to make Jorge first, I couldn’t give any sort of value (even high placed notoriety) to a cop killer so he’s second. His dim-wit brother gets third and Fat Louie fourth.

  • LivesInLowell
    June 19, 2016 at 11:36 pm

    All tied for first.

  • Reddog
    June 19, 2016 at 10:52 pm

    TB, as I’m trying to type this I have a fucking pop up in the comment box. So annoying. I’ve also been kicked of the site at least 7 times in the last hour. Remember when half our comments were going to never never land? Well someone fixed it because that doesn’t happen anymore. But I’m ready to smash my IPad the next time I get kicked off. It’s only happening on this site. Anyone else having issues past two weeks please comment so TB can see what we’re going through.
    Greenfield dads worst ever. Poor kid

    • BobnMic
      June 20, 2016 at 1:00 pm

      Reddog try Google Chrome to access this site rather than regular Google. It cleared up a lot of shit for me. Give it a try. I think it is more a WordPress thing than this site. Just my opinion…

  • Gail Smith
    June 19, 2016 at 7:34 pm

    Those 2 in Northampton I hope will be checked out by DCF. That child is going to grow up without a chance in hell to be a normal non angry adult.
    As far as zambrano goes… she did call him booby so she a already knew he was a boob. Jmo

    • Rowan Oak
      June 19, 2016 at 9:08 pm

      TB: Send Brett to next years Womag awards with Greenfield Dad#1’s outfit!

      • Rowan Oak
        June 20, 2016 at 7:05 am

        I mean Dad #1, whatever, you know, the banana hammock look!

        • Rowan Oak
          June 20, 2016 at 7:08 am

          Greenfield Dad #2. Damn my huge index fingers. Two.

  • Allison Kearney
    June 19, 2016 at 7:11 pm

    My dad, aidan kearney, deserves to be on this list!

    • Luca crappie
      June 19, 2016 at 9:10 pm

      There goes the court mafia responses again!!

    • PG
      June 19, 2016 at 11:22 pm

      First comment… someone has turtle on the brain!

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