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    Has Anyone Ever Had A Worse Night Than Jim McGovern Did Last Night? Turtleboy Nearly Defeats Congressman In Write-in Bid


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    Turtleboy Live Election Results 2016


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    Dear Election Nazis – We Dare You To Arrest Us For Posting Our Completed Ballots On The Internet


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    Former Worcester Mayor Joe O’Brien: It’s Racist To Have A Problem With Women Beaters Like Moses Dixon


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    Anyone Who Thinks Brady And Belichick Wrote That Love Letter To Trump Is An Absolute Moron


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    The Fact That The Washington Post Called Nevada A Guaranteed Win For Hillary, Despite The Fact That She’s Losing In Polls, Is Why You Can’t Trust The Media


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    Here’s The 2016 Turtleboy Ticket For All Ballot Questions, State And Federal Races


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    Here’s Why The Election Is Going To End In A 269-269 Tie


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    Yankees Fan Hillary Clinton Pretending To Be A Cubs Fan Last Night Is The Most Hillary Clinton Thing Ever


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    Nancy Chang Is Hosting A “Women For Moses The Woman Beater” Event And Maura Healey And 3 Other People Are Going


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    The Fact That The Teacher’s Union Is Endorsing A Woman-Beater Is The Worst Example You Can Ever Set For Kids


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    Don’t Believe The Charlie Baker Charter School Lie: There Is No Such Thing As A “Failing” Public School


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    Moses “Woman Beater” Dixon Won’t Support Ron Tarentino Inspired Bill To Make Assaulting Cops A Felony, Blames His Death On Weak Gun Control Laws


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    State Rep Candidate Whose 11 Year Old Daughter And Wife Were Raped And Murdered Is Accused Of “Attacking” Women By Horrible Woman Cuz He’s Republican Like Trump


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    The Fact That John “Dick Pics” Fresolo Can Resign As State Rep In 2013 After Ethics Probe And Run For Election 3 Years Later Is The Biggest Joke We’ve Ever Seen


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    Early Voting Is Just A Way For Corrupt Politicians To Give More People Rides To The Polls And Free Shit


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    Curt Schilling’s Trump Rally At Boston City Hall Is The Saddest Thing That Has Ever Happened To Anyone


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    Moses “Woman Beater” Dixon Is Also A Carpetbagger Who Failed At Congressional Bid In SC Which Is Why He Moved To Mass, Also Made A Fool Of Himself On Hank Stolz Today


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    Hillary Clinton Took A Huge Dump And Left It All Over A Street In Georgia Because She Poops When And Where She Wants To


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    Kristal Hansley’s Attorney Called Her A Liar, Says She Made Up Abuse Story About Moses Dixon, Because She’s Probably Still In Love With Him


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