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  • State Senators Who Voted Against $300K For Bullet Proof Vests For Cops Just Spent $18 Million On Pay Raises For Themselves


    State Senators Who Voted Against $300K For Bullet Proof Vests For Cops Just Spent $18 Million On Pay Raises For Themselves Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected]

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    Jim McGovern Embarrassed Our State When Joe Biden Had To Tell Him To Shut The Fuck Up About Russian Hacking And Move On With Life


    Jim McGovern showed us again yesterday how useless he really is. The man is an embarrassment for our state. Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more…

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    There’s Something Strange About This Picture Jim McGovern Posted From An Anti-Trump Resistance He Hosted In Northampton


    This is what the party of diversity really looks like. Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of…

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    Do People Really Think That Millions Of People Voted For Trump Because The Russians Told Them To?


    Not one person in this country voted for Donald Trump because the Russians convinced them to. Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check…

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    Top 14 Reasons The Electoral College Is Better Than A National Popular Vote


    Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of advertising we offer.             Senator…

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    All These Morons Whining About The Popular Vote Cuz Their Girl Lost Don’t Understand Why The Electoral College Is So Awesome


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    Top 10 Towns And Cities For Every Candidate And Ever Ballot Question In Massachusetts


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    Whiny Hillary Supporters Are Angry At All The Wrong People


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    Has Anyone Ever Had A Worse Night Than Jim McGovern Did Last Night? Turtleboy Nearly Defeats Congressman In Write-in Bid


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    Turtleboy Live Election Results 2016


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    Dear Election Nazis – We Dare You To Arrest Us For Posting Our Completed Ballots On The Internet


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    Former Worcester Mayor Joe O’Brien: It’s Racist To Have A Problem With Women Beaters Like Moses Dixon


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    Anyone Who Thinks Brady And Belichick Wrote That Love Letter To Trump Is An Absolute Moron


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    The Fact That The Washington Post Called Nevada A Guaranteed Win For Hillary, Despite The Fact That She’s Losing In Polls, Is Why You Can’t Trust The Media


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    Here’s The 2016 Turtleboy Ticket For All Ballot Questions, State And Federal Races


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    Here’s Why The Election Is Going To End In A 269-269 Tie


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    Yankees Fan Hillary Clinton Pretending To Be A Cubs Fan Last Night Is The Most Hillary Clinton Thing Ever


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    Nancy Chang Is Hosting A “Women For Moses The Woman Beater” Event And Maura Healey And 3 Other People Are Going


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    The Fact That The Teacher’s Union Is Endorsing A Woman-Beater Is The Worst Example You Can Ever Set For Kids


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