Oxy Goblin Leaves 15 Month Old Poon Polyp In Car With Windows Up While She Goes Shopping At Millbury Mall
WBZ: A mother is accused of leaving her 15-month-old child alone in a car Sunday afternoon at a Millbury mall….
Asswipe Attorney Blames Chicopee Police For Charging Triglyceride Trap Queen After Arrest For Getting Kicked Out Of Burger King, Threatening To Kill Cops’ Children
Here’s your latest dumpster fire out of Chicoyokefield. Good lord, this woman is almost my age. That is a…
MC Dirty Sanchez Gets Busted Sitting In Women’s Bathroom Stall At Mall Of New Hampshire Listening To Women Drown Baby Seals On Porcelain Throne
Here’s another winner out of Manchvegas. Whoa, whoa, whoa….did anyone even ask him what he identified as before calling…
Nashua Nut Jockey Abandons Vaj Goblin, Runs To Avoid Cops After Crashing 90 MPH In Order To Avoid Ticket For Texting While Driving
NASHUA, N.H. (AP) — Police say a New Hampshire driver fleeing an officer crashed her car and ran off,…
Crackhead George Clooney Pulls Chew And Screw At The Liberal Club, Makes It His Profile Picture After Being Publicly Shamed On Facebook
Who remembers these two love birds? That would be the Fall River FungalFupa and Scramburglar, who got caught pulling a…
Brittany Bulge Attempts Unconventional Job Application For Springfield Strip Club After Working The Pole Downtown Last Week
Meanwhile in Springfield…… A naked man who climbed to the top of a sign for the 5th Alarm strip…
Shaniest Shane To Ever Shane Kills Sutton Jogger In Hit And Run, Maintained Job As Truck Driver For Mirra Company Despite Recent Charge For Leaving Scene Of Property Damage
SUTTON — A 39-year-old local man has been arrested in the hit-and-run death of a jogger on Singletary Road…
Wrong Way Rhonda Drives 10 Miles Drunk On Highway, Goes Through Toll Both, Makes Jokes On Twitter About Wearing Straight Edge Band Shirt, Band Makes Shirt With Her Mugshot On It
There’s white girls wasted, and then there’s Manchvegas white girl wasted…. Driving Wrong Way On Highway For 10 Miles…
Here’s My Reaction To Hadassah Admitting In Interview That She Makes Special Needs Woman Give Her $800 A Month, Blames Me For Making Her Son Cry, And Says That She’s Shutting Down Gan Rivkah Center
Part 6 of the Exposing Hadassah series will come out Monday. In the meantime we’ve acquired an audio interview…
Pube Face Killah Arrested By FBI In New Hampshire 5 Months After Promising Us He’d Kill Himself, Lectures Ho’s About How To Get A Quality Man Like Him
Does this name ring a bell? Dawson Boston (real name), AKA the Pube Face Killah, makes his much anticipated…
Chomo Sapien BLT-123 Sends Videos Of Himself Raping Kid To Federal Agents, Mainstream Media Still Respects His Pronouns And He Gets To Go To Chick Jail
Eagle Tribune: A Lawrence teen is being held without bail on child pornography charges, involving a 4-year-old, according to…
Granny McStickyfingers Is Back And She’s Robbing Bourne Non-Profit Consignment Shops Owned By Lesbian Woman She Previously Sexually Harassed
Who remembers this blast from the past? That would be Mary Gelsthorpe, more commonly known as Granny McStickyfingers, the…
South Shore Queef Weasels Stab 3 Dudes With Scissors After Baby Momma Won’t Let Dad See Crotch Fruit Because He’s Been Selling Donated Diapers On Facebook
In today’s episode of “When South Shore scissoring goes wrong”…… Wicked Local: A South Shore couple are behind bars…
Grimy Grundlemuffin Finds Forgotten Phone In Medical Transportation Van, Orders Herself A Brand New Laptop On Elderly Cancer Patient’s Dime, Wisely Sends The Evidence Right To The Victim
Let me pose a hypothetical question. Or, more like….a choose your-own-adventure story. The junkie-from-Everett edition.So pretty much, your crippling drug…
Haddasah Robeson Is Freaking Out, Threatening Lawsuits, Holding Open House At 4 PM, Fielding Questions In Response To Investigative Blog On Gan Rivkah Center
Update on Part 1 of the Gan Rivkah Center series: Hadassah is holding an open house at 4 PM…
Lucky Sperm Linus Is Giving Away $100K On Twitter In What Appears To Be A Data Collection Scam, And It’s Working Perfectly As Pathetic People Beg For Scraps
This is lucky sperm Bill Pulte. He’s a lucky sperm 31 year old who made Forbes 40 under 40 list…
Pocahontas Making Shit Up About Mike Brown Being Murdered 5 Years After He Tried To Kill A Cop Is Why Voting For Her In The Primary Kind Of Makes Sense
Uncle Turtleboy has been saying for a while now that everyone who wants Trump to win should vote for…
Rent-A-Cop Rejects Scare The Shit Out Of Innocent Dorchester Family While Playing Cops n’ Robbers; Presumably Never Once Made Any Of Their Fathers Proud
A look at the Massachusetts Constable’s Office website, with it’s official-looking logo and tagline would lead you to believe you…
Smelly Furtado Confesses To Stolen Clam Cash, But Denies Ownership Of Mystery Meth Crammed UpHer Stench Trench
This is pretty methed up, you guys. The Smoking Gun: 8/2 UPDATE: Turns out $6233 was also inside the accused woman…
MC McFucknugget Takes Break From Rap Career To Ransack Neighbors Leominster Condo, Tries And Fails To Burn It Down, Doesn’t Show Up For Court Date
This is Brandon Lovely from Leominster. As you can see, he was destined to appear on Turtleboy. Sentinel &…
