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Fall River’s Baby Faced Boner Champ Mayor Is In Jail For Defrauding Investors With Stupid App No One Wanted While Living Pimp Daddy Lifestyle Like He’s Mayor Of A Real City

South Shore Turtlegirl / October 11, 2018

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Bootleg Mr. Clean Who Smashed A Glass Over A Dude’s Head In A Methuen Bar And Ran Like A Bitch Got Out Of Jail A Few Years Ago For Gambling Rings And Selling E

Merrimack Valley Turtle Bae / October 10, 2018

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Waltham Womb Raider And Skinny Jeaned Sauce Donkey Beat Up 3 Elderly People At Their Home In Watertown, Proclaim Innocence On Facebook

North Shore Turtlebabe / October 8, 2018

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Bootleg Breeder Burned A Puppy With Bacon Grease, Claims It Was An Accident But Still Doesn’t Bring Dog To A Vet Because That’s Not Shady

Turtleboy / October 3, 2018

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Foodstamp Friday: Hartford Hoodbooger Addition, Star Buckz Is On The Lookout For The Plug Instead Of Getting Arrested At Casinos Today And His Friend Is Gonna Report Turtleboy To The Internet Police

Turtleboy / October 2, 2018

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Taunton Grundle Smears Lock Their Kids In Cages And Sexually Assault Them, Protect Their Section 8 Ratchet Den Like The Alamo When Police And DCF Show Up, Then Assault A Cop

Merrimack Valley Turtle Bae / October 1, 2018

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Westfield Tunaflap Tornado And Pubeface Petey Rob Multiple Stores At Gunpoint With Infant In Backseat But It’s OK Because She’s Getting Clean And They’re In Open Relationship

South Shore Turtlegirl / September 28, 2018

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State Senate Candidate Tom Merolli And Southbridge Town Councilor Kristen Auclair Caught Trespassing And Potentially Playing Bury The Broomstick Past Midnight In Southbridge Park

Turtleboy / September 27, 2018

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Dog Filter Douchebag Loses Custody of His Kid Because He’s Obviously a Junkbox Supreme, Begs For Money Online, Gets Owned in His Own Comments Section

Bristol Turtlechick / September 27, 2018

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Pajama-Clad Shotput Shamu Beats The Bag Out Of Free Lunch Felicia In Kelley Square During Broad Daylight, But The Woo Sox Will Fix All Of This

Shell Shocker / September 27, 2018

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Hobo Houdini Asks To Use Phone At Boynton Restaurant, Steals Receptionist’s Purse On The Way Out

Turtleboy / September 25, 2018

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Fuzzy Grape Felatio Bandit Says Turtleboy Visited Her At Strip Club, Is Still Doing Chew And Screws And Threatening People With Her Boyfriend Who Is Currently Incarcerated For Beating The Shit Out Of Her

Merrimack Valley Turtle Bae / September 25, 2018

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Feces-Covered Hoardapotumus Arrested For Animal Cruelty And Child Neglect, Has 50 Neglected Animals Removed From Deplorable Home “Rescue”

Bristol Turtlechick / September 25, 2018

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The Fitchburg Parents Who Murdered Their Daughter For Not Drinking A Glass Of Water Were Indicted, The Father Somehow Being Charged With Lesser Offense As If He Wasn’t Complicit In Murder

Turtleboy / September 24, 2018

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Beef Blimp Neglectosaurus Abandons Children in Dark, Rotting Filth Hole To Find New Gunt Gravy Hose While They Starve In The Dark And Fight To The Death For Rice, Impersonates Son To Go Free Muh Boi On Herself, But She Plays A Really Good Mom On Fakebook

Bristol Turtlechick / September 21, 2018

Beef Blimp Neglectosaurus Abandons Children in Dark, Rotting Filth Hole To Find New Gunt Gravy Hose While They Starve In…

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New Bedford Bootleg Jersey Shore Jackoff Gets Arrested With $70,000 Worth Of Coke Right After Posting Meme About Dangers Of Drug Abuse, Ratchets Go Full Free Muh Boi

Bristol Turtlechick / September 20, 2018

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Two Inch Tickle Toy Who Tried Tying Down And Raping A Woman In His Palmer Trailer On The Mass Pike Goes By “Barry McCockiner” On Facebook And Was Once An Aspiring Rapper

Merrimack Valley Turtle Bae / September 20, 2018

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Daddy Dumpsterfire Who Made Daughter Crawl Into Prize Machine And Steal Games Is A Teacher In Andover And If Shelley Berman Gets To Keep His Job Then So Should Daddy Dumpsterfire

Merrimack Valley Turtle Bae / September 19, 2018

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Somerville SJW Who Defaced American Flag And WW2 Memorial Is Allegedly On Suicide Watch After Trying To Flee To Oregon

Turtleboy / September 19, 2018

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Lawyer’s Son Finally Arrested In Enfield Killing, But The Lawyer And His Son’s Gangsta Meat Magnet Girlfriend Should Be Too Since They Let A 16 Year Old Die And Fled With The Killer To Hartford

Western Mass Turtlegirl / September 19, 2018

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Fall River’s Baby Faced Boner Champ Mayor Is In Jail For Defrauding Investors With Stupid App No One Wanted While Living Pimp Daddy Lifestyle Like He’s Mayor Of A Real City

Bootleg Mr. Clean Who Smashed A Glass Over A Dude’s Head In A Methuen Bar And Ran Like A Bitch Got Out Of Jail A Few Years Ago For Gambling Rings And Selling E

Waltham Womb Raider And Skinny Jeaned Sauce Donkey Beat Up 3 Elderly People At Their Home In Watertown, Proclaim Innocence On Facebook

Bootleg Breeder Burned A Puppy With Bacon Grease, Claims It Was An Accident But Still Doesn’t Bring Dog To A Vet Because That’s Not Shady

Foodstamp Friday: Hartford Hoodbooger Addition, Star Buckz Is On The Lookout For The Plug Instead Of Getting Arrested At Casinos Today And His Friend Is Gonna Report Turtleboy To The Internet Police

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Taunton Grundle Smears Lock Their Kids In Cages And Sexually Assault Them, Protect Their Section 8 Ratchet Den Like The Alamo When Police And DCF Show Up, Then Assault A Cop

Westfield Tunaflap Tornado And Pubeface Petey Rob Multiple Stores At Gunpoint With Infant In Backseat But It’s OK Because She’s Getting Clean And They’re In Open Relationship

State Senate Candidate Tom Merolli And Southbridge Town Councilor Kristen Auclair Caught Trespassing And Potentially Playing Bury The Broomstick Past Midnight In Southbridge Park

Dog Filter Douchebag Loses Custody of His Kid Because He’s Obviously a Junkbox Supreme, Begs For Money Online, Gets Owned in His Own Comments Section

Pajama-Clad Shotput Shamu Beats The Bag Out Of Free Lunch Felicia In Kelley Square During Broad Daylight, But The Woo Sox Will Fix All Of This

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Hobo Houdini Asks To Use Phone At Boynton Restaurant, Steals Receptionist’s Purse On The Way Out

Fuzzy Grape Felatio Bandit Says Turtleboy Visited Her At Strip Club, Is Still Doing Chew And Screws And Threatening People With Her Boyfriend Who Is Currently Incarcerated For Beating The Shit Out Of Her

Feces-Covered Hoardapotumus Arrested For Animal Cruelty And Child Neglect, Has 50 Neglected Animals Removed From Deplorable Home “Rescue”

The Fitchburg Parents Who Murdered Their Daughter For Not Drinking A Glass Of Water Were Indicted, The Father Somehow Being Charged With Lesser Offense As If He Wasn’t Complicit In Murder

Beef Blimp Neglectosaurus Abandons Children in Dark, Rotting Filth Hole To Find New Gunt Gravy Hose While They Starve In The Dark And Fight To The Death For Rice, Impersonates Son To Go Free Muh Boi On Herself, But She Plays A Really Good Mom On Fakebook

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New Bedford Bootleg Jersey Shore Jackoff Gets Arrested With $70,000 Worth Of Coke Right After Posting Meme About Dangers Of Drug Abuse, Ratchets Go Full Free Muh Boi

Two Inch Tickle Toy Who Tried Tying Down And Raping A Woman In His Palmer Trailer On The Mass Pike Goes By “Barry McCockiner” On Facebook And Was Once An Aspiring Rapper

Daddy Dumpsterfire Who Made Daughter Crawl Into Prize Machine And Steal Games Is A Teacher In Andover And If Shelley Berman Gets To Keep His Job Then So Should Daddy Dumpsterfire

Somerville SJW Who Defaced American Flag And WW2 Memorial Is Allegedly On Suicide Watch After Trying To Flee To Oregon

Lawyer’s Son Finally Arrested In Enfield Killing, But The Lawyer And His Son’s Gangsta Meat Magnet Girlfriend Should Be Too Since They Let A 16 Year Old Die And Fled With The Killer To Hartford

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