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    Counting Down the 100 Biggest Blogs In Turtleboy 2017, #50-41

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    50. You know you’ve hit rock bottom when you make it onto Turtleboy for day blowing an infamous New Bedford wheelchair bound panhandler in public. 



    49. High 5 Friday is traumatizing to children of color in Northampton apparently. 




    48. Traitors. 




    47. The most infamous con-artist we’ve ever profiled.  




    46. Gabbie Hebert explains how she served in North Korea and gets to stay in the army despite multiple arrests because she’s hooked on percs. 




    45. Having your ex-boyfriend kill your drug dealer because he caught you taking it from behind and you yelled “rape,” is a great way to get onto Turtleboy. 



    44. That’s one way to get justice. 



    43. What. The. Fuck?



    42. You know you’re a baller when you own a pizza shop in Palmer!!



    41. Anything in the name of diversity is OK in Holyoke. Even shitting all over white people. 


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