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Providence Woman And Her Geriatric Sperm Donor Rob A Pawtucket Bank With 2 Kids In The Car Who Are Starving And Covered In Feces And Rashes

Providence Woman And Her Geriatric Sperm Donor Rob A Pawtucket Bank With 2 Kids In The Car Who Are Starving And Covered In Feces And Rashes

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WPRITwo people accused of robbing a bank in Pawtucket and making their getaway with two children in the car Wednesday morning were ordered held without bail at their arraignment  Thursday. Diamond Fortez, 29, and Boysie Fortez, 50, both of Providence are charged with first-degree robbery and conspiracy, along with two counts of child neglect/cruelty. Police said Diamond Fortez entered the TD Bank on Central Avenue at about 9:30 a.m. Wednesday and demanded money. She told employees that she had a gun, but none was shown or found.

“She had put a Michael Kors bag on the counter and stated, ‘Put all the [expletive] money in the bag. I  have an [expletive] gun and I will pull it out on you.’” police said at the arraignment.

While police said no gun was shown, Diamond Fortez left the bank with a bagful of cash and got into the car, driven by Boysie Fortez. When officers pulled the couple’s vehicle over near the VA Medical Center in Providence, they said they found Diamond Fortez in the trunk with the bag of money. Also in the car, police found a 6-month-old and a two-year-old. Police said the baby was soaked in urine and had a severe diaper rash. A detective told the judge the infant was so hungry the baby kept choking on a bottle of form

More all-star parenting out of the Ocean State. I’ve seen a lot of people act like this woman is somehow a victim in this because she has a black eye that may indicate abuse. Newsflash – she made the choice to get impregnated by Gordon from Sesame Street with a flat brimmed hat.

That dude looks like he could be grandfather, and he still dresses like he’s an extra in a 90’s hip hop video.

I mean, she didn’t just allow this guy to butter her biscuit a couple times. She married him, took his last name, and allowed him to become the father of her children. This is a choice she made. She actually looked at this face right here:

And said, “that’s gonna be my baby daddy.”

She’s obviously a junkie, and she easily could’ve just said, “nah, I’m not robbing that bank.” But she did it anyway because she wanted a fix. And the worst part is, these mother fuckers were too cheap to spring for a sitter.

Gotta love how he made her ride in the trunk too, and he was too gutless to go inside himself. Just make it look like Grandpa was taking the grandkids for a ride. Good thing the cops aren’t smart enough to look in the trunk. Because assholes never hide shit in the trunk.

I’m just so fucking sick of this shit, and the enablers who wanna whine about a disease. I’m sorry, but if you don’t have it in you to quit heroin, you don’t get your kids. They’re gone forever. If the thought of losing your kids isn’t enough to get you to get over your “disease” then you obviously don’t wanna be a parent that badly. No one feels bad for you, but we all feel awful for the kids who were covered in rashes from their own feces, and starving.

Naturally I’m willing to bet that “Diamond” hasn’t worked in years and is sucking off the state’s tit like the rest of them. Look at her occupation:

Full time wife and mother. In other words, we’re paying for her to sit home, buy heroin, and slowly starve her children.

And don’t even get me started on the “JESUS CHRIST” bullshit. I actually go to church. I believe this stuff. I got my sacraments and I’m raising my kids to do the same. I put my time in. These people who mention Jesus Christ in their Facebook bio all of a sudden “found Jesus” because some reformed junkie at one of their “meetings” told them that praying to Jesus will make all their problems go away.

Meanwhile here’s what she posted the DAY BEFORE she robbed the bank:

Oh for fuck’s sake. Another one of these “I’m so wise because I read a fortune cookie” Facebook posts. Fuck these people right in the gloryhole.

Who am I to judge the way you “respond to pain?” I’m Turtleboy. Judging is what I do. And people who put their own selfish needs before the needs of their children are a frequent object of Turtleboy’s scorn.

“Just because someone doesn’t agree with what you feel or say, does not make the other person’s feelings not valid.”

Oh right. Because we can agree to disagree that robbing a bank with your children in the getaway car is responsible parenting. Definitely.

Like I said, this chick should say bye bye to her kids forever. They deserve a shot at life, and clearly this woman is not redeemable. It’s so unfair to make these kids go along for the ride as Mom and Dad try to get their shit together.

 

 

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16 Comment(s)
  • Wtf
    May 13, 2017 at 12:58 pm

    The threat of death clearly doesn’t worry dealers, maybe jail rape by a big lifer would. But It makes way more sense to kill someone rather than neighborhood policing and community involvement. But I’m the retard for stating my opinion. Love it!! Maybe if enough people get shamed by TBS and Dartmouth PD ,the general public will follow and start turning people in. That is asking a lot though , since people don’t actually see past their own lives and notice what goes on with neighbors and wouldn’t have the balls to call anyways. Imagine if Baby Bella’s neighbors had a clue? But I guess it’s good to believe magic still exists. Stay tuned for the next magical , disappearing baby!

  • May 12, 2017 at 11:12 pm

    Covered in feces, really? Your story titles are so clever and true in the story …..tool smh

  • Jess masse
    May 12, 2017 at 9:57 pm

    I bring my son to drop off bags of weed. He gets in the back of the car and lays down

    • catcat
      May 23, 2017 at 6:23 pm

      ??????

  • Cris Gagne
    WTF
    May 12, 2017 at 12:46 pm

    I hate the statement “kill your local drug dealer”. If that’s the thinking then we need to kill all the gun shop workers – since guns kill people , the drive thru chick at Mickey dees cuz obesity kills people and so on. There is a market so there are dealers. They don’t drag people to their doors , it’s a choice. And instead of promoting killing someone else’s father , mother , son , daughter ,etc how about everybody that sees it or knows where there’s a dealer call the cops. If everyone reported then they’ve have to do something.

    • You're a retard
      May 12, 2017 at 12:55 pm

      The main difference being, buying a gun is completely legal if you go through the right channels. Same shit with alcohol, that causes a fuckton of fatalities, but it’s legal to possess if you’re over 21. Unreal that you’d compare things like that to heroin, and you’re a fucking moron for it. Yeah, kill your local heroin dealer, because he’s killing everybody he sells his fentanyl cocktails to.

    • Independent Thinker
      May 12, 2017 at 2:55 pm

      Gun dealers are licensed and sell something that, thank God, is legal. But there’s no reasoning with someone such as yourself.

      Drug dealers, especially the big-time dealers, do a lot more than sell drugs. A lot of people are killed during the process from growing the crop, right through to the transportation and distribution onto the street. But we will do nothing other than continue this so-called war on drugs, which is a complete failure. As a result, nothing will ever change.

      Another, even more radical step, would be to poison the drug supply. You would eliminate the customer base.

    • Logic
      May 13, 2017 at 1:48 pm

      The difference is this: Street drugs cause nothing but harm. Guns can cause harm, but in the right hands, can also be used for good. Police officers use them to defend and protect us. Private citizens can do the same. The more apt comparison for street drugs is child pornography. There is no way it can be used for good, and distributors need to be eliminated.

  • Soldier for Revolt
    May 12, 2017 at 7:15 am

    I often wonder what goes thru the mind of a bleeding heart liberal when they sit thru the trial of the dirtbag that raped & murdered their 16 yo daughter.

  • Independent Thinker
    May 12, 2017 at 6:30 am

    Nobody wants to be judged, yet they all want us to feel sorry for them and show compassion.

    OK, I feel sorry for you. Just don’t steal from me to support your habit. Don’t leave your needles in the street for me to step on. Don’t expect me to do cover for you or to do your share of the work at your job (if you have one) because addicts are unreliable, undependable, and they perform poorly on the job. Best of all, don’t have kids!

    If you want to stop the drug problem, execute all drug dealers.

  • Madcow not Rachel
    May 11, 2017 at 10:20 pm

    I wouldn’t fuck her with Boysie’s dic………………too late.

  • Chip Striker
    May 11, 2017 at 9:54 pm

    50 years old rocking a flat brim and flashing the gang signal.

    Awesome.

  • Cris Gagne
    Wtf
    May 11, 2017 at 5:08 pm

    So she just became a dope fiend that robs banks? Because if she gave birth 2 yrs ago and 6 months ago and the hospital tested her , what happened ? Why does she have two children in her possession? I don’t get it. Don’t the hospitals test everyone especially if they look like shitty crackheads? Just curious.

  • Gunny47
    May 11, 2017 at 4:47 pm

    Boysie Fortez has been a scourge sine the 80’s in Providence. Usually they calm down by their late 30’s. Still killin’ it.

  • Paul Larson
    May 11, 2017 at 4:10 pm

    No judging… But I respond to pain by shouting, “Thank you Ma’am, may I have another?” and then hooking my nuts up to a car battery… But hey, that’s just me. You get that way when you retain semen for over 30 years.

    Paul Larson

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