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All-Star Criminals

Fap Albert From The Portuguese Boys Gets Caught Breaking Into A Chick’s House And Stealing A Dildo For “Closure” Even Though They Went On One Date And Never Smashed

Uncle Turtleboy / February 7, 2020

  A lot of people have been contacting us about the story out of Freetown involving Albert Sardinha , one…

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Fall River Fupa Bowl Calls Woman A Snitch For Helping Freetown Police Identify Junkies From Her Rehab Clinician Job Who Shoplifted From Dunkin Donuts

Uncle Turtleboy / January 21, 2020

  The Freetown Police were looking for a couple scallywags on Facebook for shoplifting from a Dunkin Donuts. You know…

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Fall River Orangastank Leaves Several Cocoa Canoes On Stranger’s Lawn In Assonet, Abandons Car At Scene Of The Slime, Crotch Fruits Remain MIA

Uncle Turtleboy / May 22, 2019

  This is Stephenie with 3 E’s Serrano. Her Facebook profile shows that she has a litter of crotch fruits…

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All-Star Criminals

Crossfit Crisco Brain Ignores And Lies To Delivery Company And Freetown Police After 84 Inch TV Mistakingly Gets Delivered To House, Unwisely Relies On Google For Legal Advice

Uncle Turtleboy / April 18, 2019

  To read this blog on our temporarily ad free website TBDailyNews.com click here.  Last month there was a story in…

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The Freetown Fap Weasel Is Living An Ultra Productive Life Taking Bathroom Selfies, Threatening To Sue Uncle Turtleboy, Can’t Stop Threatening To Kill Police Officers

Uncle Turtleboy / January 25, 2019

If you like free speech and want to support what we’re doing, feel free to donate to the Turtle fund:…

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Freetown Fap Weasel Who Threatened To Kill New Bedford Narcotics Detectives In Emoji Ebonics Is A Ratchet Cornucopia 

Uncle Turtleboy / January 23, 2019

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All-Star Criminals

Barney Trouble Steals Rocks From Westport Stonewall On Multiple Occasions To Build A Coi Pond, Doesn’t Realize That Rocks Are Free In Woods

Uncle Turtleboy / October 25, 2018

Follow and like the Turtleboy Sports Returns, and TB Rider to keep up with the hilarious turtle rider commentary. Want to…

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A New Bedford Lover Story: Freetown Fudgenut Claims Sperm Sponge GF Is A Rat, Has AIDS After They Burn Down Dealers Apartment, Get Burned In 2 Separate Heroin Deals

Uncle Turtleboy / October 9, 2017

A New Bedford Lover Story: Freetown Fudgenut Claims Sperm Sponge GF Is A Rat, Has AIDS After They Burn Down…

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Top 20 Most Triggering Microaggression Towns And Cities In Massachusetts

Uncle Turtleboy / April 29, 2016

Join the Revolution and Like Turtleboy Sports on Facebook, and/or follow us on Twitter. Like the Free Turtleboy Facebook page to follow…

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