The 2017 Turtleboy Naughty List #10-1
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Merry Christmas Turtle Riders!! For a special Christmas treat we’re counting down the 100 naughtiest Turtleboy famous slugpumps, fupasloths, and cheesehogs from 2017. Here’s #10-1
Pro tip – don’t turn your business into your political Facebook page. The police are here to protect and serve the community. Telling them on Facebook that they’re not welcome at your business because they’re all a bunch of racist killers is a great way to make sure your business doesn’t last very long. As in, less than a week.
The greatest Mommy cult that has ever existed. Led by a crazy eyed lunatic who makes her followers kiss her ass and pay for her family’s trips to Disney World.
Imagine finding your majority white son got into a backyard accident with his friends, and then turning it into a hate crime/lynching once you realized you could milk people on Facebook into donating to your GoFundMe. She cares about racism though, which is why she shares memes making fun of Mexicans.
Possibly the biggest loser we’ve ever profiled. He became famous when his idiot girlfriend posted about what a hero he was when he saved a girl from abduction. Turns out he was probably just getting high in the parking lot and had to come up with a lie. Naturally he drove to the Wareham PD where he violated federal wiretapping laws and ended up getting arrested.
So, so, so, so ratchet. She’s a combat veteran who claims to have served in North Korea. Now she and her dope fiend friends go around robbing and running over drug dealers. Just don’t post on her boyfriend’s Facebook page if you’re a chick or crazy Gabbie will passively aggressively let you know that he is spoken for.
Quite possibly the biggest story we’ve ever covered. Every major media outlet except for the Turtlegram and Gazette recognized us for being awesome. Everyone involved in this was naughty as hell. The only question that remains is, how many guys did Alli have to felate in order to get that heroin?
DA Early with Judge Timothy M. Bibaud at his swearing in as the presiding judge in Dudley District Court. pic.twitter.com/fQRkt4VUZ3
— Joseph D. Early Jr. (@worcesterda) December 6, 2013
Quite possibly the worst mother who has ever existed. Imagine your mother threatened to send groups of 15 year old kids to kick your rival’s ass on Facebook. Imagine messaging Attorney Richard N. Vulva for a deformation lawsuit, and ending up talking about how much you enjoy giving brains. Hey Celia, what time is Parrot Pizza open tomorrow? Make me a pizza.
Facebook is a billion dollar corporation that is too cheap to hire real people to review reported posts that they encourage trolls to mass report. We have lost pages with 112,000, 29,000, and 25,000 followers respectively because the “world class engineers” that Facebook insists review these posts, determined that they violated Facebook’s terms and conditions:
What is there to say? Last year’s runner up in ratchet madness is easily the most blogged about trainwreck east of Worcester. From GoFundMe scams to begging strangers on Facebook to watch her kids so she can go get jammed with her friends, the Fall River Guttermuppet reached new levels of ratchet we’ve never seen before.
1. Didi Delgado
The worst person in the world and it’s not even close. Makes money by demanding her army of white guilt cult members pay her reparations so she doesn’t have to get a job and can get free cars and vacations. Then she yells and admonishes any of them who have an opinion that is different from hers. Oh, and she’s making probably six figures a a year while collecting food stamps. She won the battle. We will win the war. Make no doubt about it.