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Turtleboy’s Top 100 Most Popular Blogs Of The Year: #90-81

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What a year it’s been for Turtleboy Sports. Over 20 million page views and counting. We started the year with about 21,000 Facebook followers. And despite three separate 30 day suspensions that number has doubled to 42,000. We’ve also got two backup pages with over 10,000 followers each when our primary pages are suspended. We’ve been featured on every major radio station in the Boston, Worcester, and Springfield areas, linked by major media outlets, and widely recognized as the only reliable media outlet in Massachusetts. We are an unstoppable force of nature, and we will not be defeated.

So what is Turtleboy Sports? We get that question a lot. Are we a news outlet or entertainment? The answer is, both. We’ve broken some major stories this year.

  • We were the first media outlet to report the name of the man (Jorge Zambrano) who killed Officer Ronald Tarentino.
  • We were the first to announce when he was killed.
  • We broke the story about the corrupt daughter of a retired judge who continued to work in the probation department despite giving up names of informants to her criminal friends, and dating the brother of the cop killer.
  • We were relentless in our coverage with the Spencer-East Brookfield schools, which culminated in a peaceful overthrow of School Committee chairman Kevin Hayes.
  • We dug and we dug and we dug until we found proof that Mosaic Cultural Complex was paying its employees to do NOTHING, which forced the City Council to finally cut off funding for the fraudulent non-profit.

We also broke a buttload of other stories as well. But at the same time, Turtleboy lives to entertain. This is why you come here. And we do that by shaming people who have earned the shaming. Because sometimes people just wanna have a good ol’ fashioned laugh. Lots of people don’t like this because for years we’ve let them control the narrative. But not any more. From now on when you act like a fool in public, you will be publicly exposed by the Turtle.

With that said, it’s time to look back at the year in Turtleboy. We will be releasing our top 100 most popular blogs, 10 blogs at a time, so you can catch up on the debauchery. Each blog will be explained briefly with a limerick. We understand that many turtle riders jumped on mid stroke, so this gives you an opportunity to catch up on what you missed……


90. Jennie Chenkin’s 2,000 word email threatening to sue Turtleboy and many others gets linked to Breitbart and Barstool – 19,377 page views

When SJW’s get triggered

They go kind of nuts

That’s why so many of them

Have little boy haircuts

This Thing Just Wrote The Most Insane Email Ever Demanding An Apology To Her And Trigglypuff

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89. Fitchburg crackfight on Main Street in broad daylight – 19,616 views

If this happened in your town

You’ll hear things you’ve never heard

But crackfights like this

Are pretty standard in the Burg

Dude In Pajamas Referees $20 Crack Fight Between Two Fitchburg Women In Broad Daylight On Main Street



88. Plainfield sex offenders trying to score a free baby on Facebook yard sales – 19,713 page views

A couple skags looking for a baby

Doesn’t matter the gender

As long as they don’t mind living

With a Level 3 sex offender

Plainfield CT Sex Offender And Child Abusing Wife Looking For Someone On Facebook To Give Them A Baby



87. Oakmont High School gets rid of golf and cheerleading – 19,952 page views

High school sports

Are always fun

So when you get rid of cheerleading

It seems pretty dumb

Oakmont Regional High School Getting Rid Of Cheerleading And Golf Is Un-American


86. Terrible SJW Zarna Joshi goes nuts on guy for sexual harassment because he said his name was Hugh Mungus – 20,013 page views

When it comes to SJW’s 

This chick is a fungus

And she lost her mind

When she ran into Hugh Mungus

Must Watch: No One Deserves To Be Thrown Off A Cliff More Than This SJW Who Harasses Police Supporter, Claims She Was Sexually Harassed, Loses Her Mind


85. Woman pretends to be Charlton cop and close friends with deceased police officers – 20,138 page views

Dumbass Spencer woman 

Thinks she’s a Charlton cop

With those kind of fables

They should call her Aesop

Spencer Woman’s Facebook Page Who Pretended To Be Charlton Cop, Claims To Be Friends With Ron Tarentino And Thomas Clardy Is Insane

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84. Everyone believes this obviously fake story about a white SJW saving black children from racist cops on the MBTA – 20,193 page views

White SJW

Is so full of shit

Bet you a million dollars

She doesn’t shave armpits

Thousands Of Dumb White People Shared SJW’s Made Up Story About Racism On The MBTA

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83. Snoop Dog proudly shares article about Charlton drive by rappers – 20,279 page views


When someone called the cops

That shit was whack

Luckily for the rappers

Snoop Dogg has their back

Snoop Dogg Chimed In About Charlton Drive By Rap Free Stylers On Facebook Machine

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82. Ratchet Mom makes kid cry for voting for Trump in school election – 20,334 page views

Little boy cries

Cuz he voted for Trump

That’s cuz his mother

Is a ratchet slugpump

Woman Abuses Child On Video Because He Voted For President-Elect Donald Trump In Schoolwide Election


81. He who shall not be named gets our Facebook page shut down for a week – 20,394 page views

When he’s not shoveling his walk

He plays the skinflute

And builds up screenshots 

For his massive lawsuit

Kevin Lynch Is The Greatest Turtleboy Villain Ever And He Got Our Facebook Page Shut Down For A Week




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9 Comment(s)
    December 31, 2016 at 6:56 pm

    I call bullshit. What do you mean I got your pagene shut down for a week? I had several of your pages shut down for 30 days at a whack sometimes. I had three of your pages down at one time.

    I want credit for that as it was me. I also got your personal pages shUT down.

    You people got my page shut down 6 times. Nothing legitimate.

    You are hipocrites. I ONLY go after your pages when you unjustly have my page suspended.

    I have screen shots of turtleboy telling his followers to go attack others pages,places of employment and their social networks.

    You all are going to get yours. You are a group of horrible human beings, self claiming to be rightous. You are nothing but SCUMBAGS.

  • Adey J.
    December 29, 2016 at 10:25 am

    So #84 holds a special place in my heart…

    I spent the morning watching that heartwarming post about the white girl who protected the black kids who were about to be killed in cold blood by white cops on the train litter my FB feed as everyone in America feigned outrage…

    As I read her tall tale I prayed to God that there would be some sign of intelligence in the comments section… After punishing myself with about a hundred comments from white people expressing their outrage I stumbled upon a link a fellow Turtle Rider had posted that led me to the most refreshing things I’d read since moving to California in 1993 when I was 10…

    I spent the rest of the weekend reading every article on your website and have returned daily for a heaping serving of truth every day thereafter.

    • Bitch finder
      December 30, 2016 at 6:24 am

      It’s cunts like you who have to be the most pathic losers that cry RACE. Shut the fuck up

  • Turd Burglestein
    December 29, 2016 at 9:05 am

    #85 could as well have been written about a certain commenter here who claims to be the retired worcester police officer who chauffered all the families of the Worcester 6.

    Maybe he’s had a sex change.

  • Edger Allen Doh
    December 29, 2016 at 7:18 am

    Read this article

    It really sucked

    Not a poet

    This blog has turned to shit

  • Wabbitt
    December 28, 2016 at 5:24 pm

    Uh oh – Kevin the Killer should be here any second to rant about screenshots of Brett and Matty Mo threatening his family.

  • BobnMic
    December 28, 2016 at 4:19 pm

    The best was someone with creativity did a meme of TrigglyPuff jammin’ hard on a drum set. It’s actually a Youtube video too.

    • BobnMic
      December 28, 2016 at 4:43 pm
    • Turd Burglestein
      December 29, 2016 at 9:07 am

      You mean you’re not going to claim you created this video and coined the term Trigglypuff?

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