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Wareham Wendy’s Manager Chugs Truth Serum, Tells Customer Who Complained That It’s A Shithole Because He Only Has Junkies To Choose From For Employees


In today’s episode of “I ran out of fucks to give,” people in Wareham are all fired up at a Wendy’s manager for a Turtleboy style email he wrote in response to a complaint made by a customer.

Here’s the entire email from Keith Edward Helger, who evidently chugged a gallon of truth serum before logging into his account.

His name is Keith. Nuff said.


That’s generally how Abi responds to messages in the inbox, so if Wendy’s doesn’t work out for him he could have a career in Turtleboy in his future. I just hope he’s willing to work for food stamps.

He literally took a nice steamy dump all over the town of Wareham.

“Wareham has little or no talent pool to hire from.”

Talent pool? Bruh, it’s a fucking Wendy’s. If you’re looking for “talented” people then you’re taking your job far too seriously.

“Most (job candidates) are recovering addicts, and we cannot hire them.”

Oh yea, that’s way better dude. Just announce to the world that your franchise is an abomination because you don’t believe in second chances. Granted I’d be hesitant to hire a “recovering” junkie too, but I also wouldn’t tell a customer that in an email unless I just completely ran out of fucks to give, which apparently Keith here has.

In fairness, nothing he said was wrong. Putting a drug free staff together in Cape Cod’s armpit is a seemingly impossible task. All you have to do is search for the Wareham tag on Turtleboy Sports to see the talent pool he had to choose from. Who’s he gonna hire? The Wareham Wondermom, who showed up white girl wasted to pick her rancid crotchs fruits at school?

The Wareham Wang Ninja?

Grizzly McRapey, the friendly neighborhood sex offender who forgets to register?

Crackeroni and Sleaze?

Junkbag Jared, expert jet skier?

The cop kicking Jizz Ninja?

Hell, even Weymouth’s finest ratchets come to Wareham to get high, lie to their girlfriends about saving a little girl from being kidnapped in the Water Wizz parking lot, go to the news with the story, and then get arrested for illegally recording the Wareham Police without their consent after they call you out on it.

I challenge you to go through all of our blogs with the Wareham tag and try to put a crew together. This guy is a miracle worker for the lone fact that the building hasn’t been sold bit by bit to Diego the local neighborhood heroin dealer.

To the surprise of no one this isn’t the first time this Wendy’s has had issues with the Board of Health. And also to the surprise of even less people than that he blamed his store’s glaring health issues on junkies.

The Wendy’s at 3025 Cranberry Highway was fined $500 by the Wareham Board of Health on Wednesday, Aug. 1, for failing to keep a clean store. The business has been closed at least three times before due to similar circumstances. According to Heath Agent Robert Ethier, the fast food restaurant is currently in violation of both federal food code and state sanitary code. During his last visit a month and a half ago, Ethier said he found greasy carpets, dirty tiles and a leaking ceiling in the dining area.

District Manager Keith Helger appeared before the Board of Health to provide an update on the store’s condition, stating that the front of the store had been cleaned up with new furniture from a recently closed store. Helger also said a carpet cleaning company is visiting the store once a month. General cleaning at Wendy’s is carried out by staff, which Helger claimed has been a challenge.

“We only have 16 employees at the moment,” Helger said. “We should be running at about 24.”

According to Helger, many job applicants are turned away for failed background checks. Board of Health members suggested that Helger look into hiring a third party cleaning company to make up for the shortage of employees on top of the $500 fine.

This guy spends more time in front of the Board of the Health then Shawn Hunter spent in Mr. Feeney’s office.

Here’s my question – is he from Wareham? Because if you’re from a town you’re allowed to say stuff like that because you live there and know it to be true. But if he’s from Rochester, Carver, or Middleboro, gets employment from this town, and then openly shits on it to any customer who complains to him about service, that shit is uncalled for.


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26 Comment(s)
  • ChrisInShrewsbury
    August 14, 2019 at 12:26 pm

    I love Wendys. #6 Biggie Size with a Chocolate Frosty…. Mmm…

    Downside: Diarrhea within 90 minutes.

    Upside: Diarrhea within 90 minutes (New Diet Program)

  • Metro West Guy
    August 13, 2019 at 5:03 pm

    There’s about 60 other Warehams all across Massachusetts, if you’ve traveled through this state enough and stopped to look around a little.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    August 13, 2019 at 9:33 am

    Poor guy’s probably going to lose his job because he spoke the truth about the junkies and criminals out there with no sense of self-control. Sad really…

  • hartf811
    August 13, 2019 at 6:09 am

    Did you see the stats on overdoses for the past 3 years in Wareham? This dude is totally correct!

  • Silencio Dogood
    August 13, 2019 at 2:40 am

    Hepatitis doesn’t belong in the kitchen, so i reckon Keith has no choice but to avoid the recovering and their sneezes.

  • Smalls
    August 13, 2019 at 1:51 am

    I live in Wareham and Keith is right. Not much to choose from. It’s like this in all fast food and retail around here.
    PS- Junkbag Jared was just in town asking for money at the gas station next to Chili’s.

  • whatevuh
    August 12, 2019 at 8:43 pm

    I’ll bet the Burger King at Kelly Square has exactly the same problems. I wouldn’t eat there if I was absolutely starving.

  • Independent Thinker
    August 12, 2019 at 6:26 pm

    When you advertise a position and you get no responses, or if the only people responding are trash, then it means you are not offering enough money and you need to offer money to attract better candidates. That is how you raise salaries by letting the market work instead of through legislation. AOC and the other squad members want a minimum wage of $15 or $20 for all workers, including workers who primarily receives their wages through tips. That means the professional bartender will be making no more money than the dishwasher, as tips will be abolished. The excuse is that the server or bartender cannot depend upon receiving money from customers, but how do you think the restaurant receives their money in order to pay the employers? It certainly isn’t through a government subsidy.

    The guy is right, but he will probably be fired. Kind of like that fast food establishment in Kelly Square where the manager got sick of people ODing in the can and put up a sign on the front door. “Not in line with our corporate values,” was the response from headquarters, which is typical

    • P C
      August 13, 2019 at 10:21 am

      I agree in principle, but I’m sure you realize that Wendy’s has a target range per metro area/market that they are willing to pay people to do jobs that report into the manager of a given location. You can’t offer employees what the manager makes – itself probably not a lot of money – just because the area is a dump and no one from out of town wants to go there to work. So corporate policy is probably partly to blame in tying the manager’s hands to a certain wage, which isn’t enough in a decent job market to attract good workers.

  • Jack Straw from Wichita
    Jack Straw from Wichita
    August 12, 2019 at 4:00 pm

    Wareham junkbags only doing the jobs that Cape Cod junkbags don’t want to do.

  • The truth will set you free
    August 12, 2019 at 2:47 pm

    Who is this article meant to publicly shame. If it’s Keith (granted I hate his fucking name) then I’m not a fan of this article at all. All he did was tell the truth.

    • P C
      August 12, 2019 at 3:40 pm

      Yep – 100% agree. He’s probably frustrated from trying to staff the store with some good, dependable employees and is at the mercy of corporate policy re: background checks *and* the lack of qualified people who fit into those parameters.

  • Johnny Rockets
    August 12, 2019 at 1:58 pm

    I aint even mad at him. He’s like, the Donald Trump of Wendys. Rumor has it he told some people complaining in the front area that if they didnt like the burgers then they could pack up their water wizz crotch fruits and go back to where they came from. Where there is undoubtably another rancid Wendys with a fresh batch of junkies scratching their face before putting together thier quad stack.

  • Washashore
    August 12, 2019 at 1:35 pm

    For the record Wareham is not Cape Cod. We have our own shitbags to deal with…

  • Cheddah
    August 12, 2019 at 1:29 pm

    NEWSFLASH Mr. Matthew Rose ! Your town sucks.

  • bigdaddy
    August 12, 2019 at 1:27 pm

    Can you image the staff at a Wendys in Lawrence ?

  • Betty Ford
    August 12, 2019 at 1:22 pm

    SSTG you decide to shit on Keith? Huh? I’m disappointed.

    He’s just laying out facks. He didn’t insult anyone, nothing derogatory, nothing subjective. He just laid out what he is up against.

    If/when you shtt on Lawrence or anywhere else, do you live there?

    • just me
      August 12, 2019 at 2:21 pm

      I agree with Betty. SSTG, who makes the rules about who is allowed to badmouth who? You are the arbiter of insult etiquette?

    August 12, 2019 at 1:18 pm

    Don’t go to the Wendy’s in Wareham on Wednesday. That’s when is prime rib night at Mario’s.

  • pink p
    August 12, 2019 at 1:07 pm

    Maybe they should have given him that $1.50 an hour raise after all……..

  • randiguy2006
    August 12, 2019 at 1:03 pm

    yeah but I mexicans are stealing our jobs

  • don
    August 12, 2019 at 12:42 pm

    he speaks the truth. he would know best just by the applications he receives.

  • Mike "The Sack" Vasano
    August 12, 2019 at 12:41 pm

    I can understand hiring recovered junkies, not necessarily recover-ing.

  • Batman
    August 12, 2019 at 12:11 pm

    When you put them all out there by list……I was dying. What a collection Guy is gonna get fired for telling the truth. Wendy’s to avoid, Wareham. Check.

    • dowen0895
      Dick Scratcher
      August 12, 2019 at 12:29 pm

      Wendy’s to avoid = all of them.

      Note: I have only been in 2. One was in Kissimmee in Florida and the other was in an airport hub in Raleigh (I think), or possibly Orlando.

      Either way, they were both shite.

  • dowen0895
    Dick Scratcher
    August 12, 2019 at 12:11 pm

    Well, you have to admire his honesty, if not his performance. 🙂

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