In today’s episode of “I ran out of fucks to give,” people in Wareham are all fired up at a Wendy’s manager for a Turtleboy style email he wrote in response to a complaint made by a customer.
Here’s the entire email from Keith Edward Helger, who evidently chugged a gallon of truth serum before logging into his account.
His name is Keith. Nuff said.
That’s generally how Abi responds to messages in the inbox, so if Wendy’s doesn’t work out for him he could have a career in Turtleboy in his future. I just hope he’s willing to work for food stamps.
He literally took a nice steamy dump all over the town of Wareham.
“Wareham has little or no talent pool to hire from.”
Talent pool? Bruh, it’s a fucking Wendy’s. If you’re looking for “talented” people then you’re taking your job far too seriously.
“Most (job candidates) are recovering addicts, and we cannot hire them.”
Oh yea, that’s way better dude. Just announce to the world that your franchise is an abomination because you don’t believe in second chances. Granted I’d be hesitant to hire a “recovering” junkie too, but I also wouldn’t tell a customer that in an email unless I just completely ran out of fucks to give, which apparently Keith here has.
In fairness, nothing he said was wrong. Putting a drug free staff together in Cape Cod’s armpit is a seemingly impossible task. All you have to do is search for the Wareham tag on Turtleboy Sports to see the talent pool he had to choose from. Who’s he gonna hire? The Wareham Wondermom, who showed up white girl wasted to pick her rancid crotchs fruits at school?
The Wareham Wang Ninja?
Grizzly McRapey, the friendly neighborhood sex offender who forgets to register?
Junkbag Jared, expert jet skier?
The cop kicking Jizz Ninja?
Hell, even Weymouth’s finest ratchets come to Wareham to get high, lie to their girlfriends about saving a little girl from being kidnapped in the Water Wizz parking lot, go to the news with the story, and then get arrested for illegally recording the Wareham Police without their consent after they call you out on it.
I challenge you to go through all of our blogs with the Wareham tag and try to put a crew together. This guy is a miracle worker for the lone fact that the building hasn’t been sold bit by bit to Diego the local neighborhood heroin dealer.
To the surprise of no one this isn’t the first time this Wendy’s has had issues with the Board of Health. And also to the surprise of even less people than that he blamed his store’s glaring health issues on junkies.
The Wendy’s at 3025 Cranberry Highway was fined $500 by the Wareham Board of Health on Wednesday, Aug. 1, for failing to keep a clean store. The business has been closed at least three times before due to similar circumstances. According to Heath Agent Robert Ethier, the fast food restaurant is currently in violation of both federal food code and state sanitary code. During his last visit a month and a half ago, Ethier said he found greasy carpets, dirty tiles and a leaking ceiling in the dining area.
District Manager Keith Helger appeared before the Board of Health to provide an update on the store’s condition, stating that the front of the store had been cleaned up with new furniture from a recently closed store. Helger also said a carpet cleaning company is visiting the store once a month. General cleaning at Wendy’s is carried out by staff, which Helger claimed has been a challenge.
“We only have 16 employees at the moment,” Helger said. “We should be running at about 24.”
According to Helger, many job applicants are turned away for failed background checks. Board of Health members suggested that Helger look into hiring a third party cleaning company to make up for the shortage of employees on top of the $500 fine.
This guy spends more time in front of the Board of the Health then Shawn Hunter spent in Mr. Feeney’s office.
Here’s my question – is he from Wareham? Because if you’re from a town you’re allowed to say stuff like that because you live there and know it to be true. But if he’s from Rochester, Carver, or Middleboro, gets employment from this town, and then openly shits on it to any customer who complains to him about service, that shit is uncalled for.
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