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  • Plymouth Derptastic Mom, From “Bad Family,” Bashes Police Because A Cop Didn’t Wave Back To Her Young Son – Fails To Mention That She And Her Kid Were Standing Next To A Convicted Crack And Heroin Dealer At The Time


    Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of advertising we offer. I don’t know what’s in the water…

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    You Are NEVER Going To Believe What The Infamous Plymouth Dumpsterslugs Have Done Now… Because OMFG…


    Sorry for the click-bait headline but it’s worth it. Promise.  Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of…

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    Butthurt Millennial Cupcake Takes To FB Because Plymouth Cop Didn’t Rescue Her When Her Car Broke Down – Even Though She Couldn’t Be Bothered To Ask Him For Help After Standing There For An Hour Looking Totes Adorbs


    Butthurt Millennial Cupcake Takes To FB Because Plymouth Cop Didn’t Rescue Her When Her Car Broke Down – Even Though She Couldn’t Be Bothered To Ask Him For Help After…

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    The Plymouth CO, Who Got His Ass Whooped In Viral Local World Star Video, Has Been Identified – Got Arrested For Being A Complete Poon And Using Pepper Spray In A Fight He Started Because He Has A Mangina


    Well, we’ve got our guys! Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of advertising we offer. If y’all…

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    Video: Plymouth County Correctional Officer, Who Goes Full Pussy By Pulling Out Pepper Spray During Sidewalk Fight HE Started, Gets His Ass Handed To Him And Leaves Crying – Lands Himself On World Star


    Well, it’s finally happened. Plymouth has made World Star. Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of advertising…

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    Kingston Woodbooger, Attacked Himself With Chainsaw, Eats 100 Percs In Four Days – Cries To Fox 25 Because Hospital Won’t Give Him More Pain Pills – Fox Misses How He Spent Time In Jail For Selling Scripts


    Fox 25 really screwed the pooch this time! Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of advertising we…

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    Notorious South Shore Career Criminal Slugrake Is Fresh Out Of Jail And Wants You To Donate To His GoFundMe Because He Needs Cash While He Gets His Next Illegal Enterprise Going


    If you’ve spent your entire life in and out of jail – chances are people will scoff when you start a GoFundMe. Just sayin’. Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email…

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    Plymouth Dumpsterslugs Caught Trying to Trade Their Prescription Pills Online – Male Slug Smeared Bathroom Of Local Business With His Own Poop Because He Was Mad


    It’s the update you’ve all been waiting for! Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of advertising we…

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    Shout Out To The Legendary Turtlerider Who Served The Plymouth Dumpsterslugs Pizza And Epically Trolled Them 


    This kid is my hero. Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of advertising we offer.    …

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    Plymouth Lurchbeast And Family Are Filing An Internet Lawsuit Against SSTG; Hire Vulva After Desk Girl Couldn’t Help Them Take The Blog About Them Down


    Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of advertising we offer.         A couple days…

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    Plymouth Lurchbeast Robs Landlord, Trashes Townhouse, Lets Bums Move In With Kids, Brags On Facebook About Tropical Vacations While She Owes $27K For Two Years Of Rent


    Plymouth Lurchbeast Robs Landlord, Trashes Townhouse, Lets Bums Move In With Kids, Brags On Facebook About Tropical Vacations While She Owes $27K For Two Years Of Rent Want to advertise with…

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    Turtleboy’s Top 100 Most Popular Blogs Of The Year: #30-21


    Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of advertising we offer.         What a year…

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    Plymouth Dumpsterslugs Part 3: Family Sells Them Out To TBS, Admit Lying To DCF, Shooting Heroin With Kids In House, Hate Crimes, And So Much More


    Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of advertising we offer.              …

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    Guy In Plymouth Is Panhandling With This Epic Sign So He Can Go To California


    Guy In Plymouth Is Panhandling With This Epic Sign So He Can Go To California Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out…

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    Plymouth Dumpsterslugs Are The Most Diabolical Facebook Con Artists We’ve Ever Seen – Part 1


    Part 1 of a two part series on some really diabolical dumpsterslugs from Plymouth. Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our…

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