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Counting Down The Top 100 Blogs In Turtleboy 2018, #10-1

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It’s been an interesting year at Turtleboy Sports. When you lose a Facebook page with 112,000 followers, then lose 32 more pages that you built up, and then get blacklisted by Twitter, it’s hard to reach new audiences. Every year we do our list of the top 100 most viewed blogs of the year, so last year’s list was a lot bigger. To show you the effect that social media has on media outlets like Turtleboy none of the blogs form this year would’ve been in the top 10 last year. The 100th ranked blog last year would’ve been 27th this year. But on the bright side we had 8 million people go directly to Turtleboysports.com this year, as opposed to 4 million last year. So people are starting to become less reliant on tech companies and have figured out that they are free to navigate the Internet on their own. With that said, here’s your top 100 blogs of the year.

 

10. Meet Jeanmarie Carroll: Judge Whose Lack Of Judgement Got Weymouth Police Officer Michael Chesna Killed, Here’s How We Can Get Her Fired If She Won’t Resign

59,051 page views

 

 

9. Plymouth Pickle Puffer Tells 15 Year Old Employee Of Sagamore Beach BBQ To Fuck Off Because His Family Is Making Him Go On Vacation, Says 14 Year Old Girl Can Kick His Ass 

60,552 page views

 

 

8. Meet Maia Brown-Jackson: Feminist Tufts Law Student Who Desecrated Somerville Veteran’s Cemetery, While Mayor Joe Curtatone Remains Silent And Tweets About Transgender Bathrooms

64,194 page views

 

 

 

7. Billerica High School Cheerleaders Assault, Mock, Bully, And Throw A Binder At Girl’s Face In Locker Room For Attempting To Follow Someone’s Boyfriend Rumpleforeskin On IG

70,711 page views

 

 

6. State Trooper Leigha Genduso: Admitted Drug Dealer, Perjurer, And Tax Evader, Friends With Former MSP Colonel Marion McGovern, Dated Lt. Colonel Prior To Being Hired

72,759 page views

 

 

 

5. I Hate To Say It, But There Are Some Things That Just Don’t Add Up About This Viral “Help Us Save Mikey” Campaign

74,072 page views

 

 

4. Fitchburg Fupa Fungus Kills Turtle By Kicking It In The Head For Absolutely No Reason While Butt Bandit Thunder Buddy Films And Posts To Facebook

77,427 page views

 

 

3. Coke Dealing Maggot With History Of Fighting With Cops Shot And Killed Weymouth Officer Michael Chesna With His Own Gun Because Judges Enjoy Getting People Killed

100,750 page views

 

2. Here Are Some Of Masshole’s Finest Celebrating The Death Of Weymouth Police Officer And Father Of Two Michael Chesna

100,758 page views

 

 

1.  “Victim” Of Shrewsbury Home Invasion Has Been Running Teen Sex Slave BDSM Out Of His House, Girls Are Young And Vulnerable Cutters Who Must Wear Collars And Do Unspeakable Things All Posted Online

101,297 page views

 

6 Comment(s)
  • Stunt Penis
    January 1, 2019 at 7:34 am

    I thought for sure the top stories for the year would be one for each account you had banned from facebook.

  • Retarded DJ
    December 31, 2018 at 10:38 pm

    Every living creature feels pain. Justice for Myrtle the Turtle. Everybody you see hurts, just don’t let them hurt you. Be kind to animals, Dogs are innocent and sacred. Live and let die.

  • Mark Bell
    December 31, 2018 at 10:37 pm

    EXCELLENT work putting the year-end retrospective together. They are fun to do, albeit the stuff here is head scratching… Amazing world we live in.

  • Retarded DJ
    December 31, 2018 at 10:29 pm

    First place tie goes to Pink Floyd for Wish You Were Here…. for all our efforts we are not immortal… parting is such sweet sorrow.

  • Retarded DJ
    December 31, 2018 at 10:21 pm

    We have a three way tie for first play in 2018 American Girl by Tom Petty who died from taking pain killers.

  • Disgruntled employee
    December 31, 2018 at 10:10 pm

    Great Squaw Grey Beaver fix all problems.

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