Massachusetts DCF: The Department, or Destruction, Of Children And Families? Part One – The Ongoing Case Workers Speak
Over the past month, I have spoken to ongoing caseworkers working on the front lines of the daily battle to…
New Bedford Dick Pic Princess Extorts Shitbag Ex-Boyfriend By Hacking Into His Facebook And Threatening To Post His Noodz If He Doesn’t Pay Her
This is Breyanna Dean, a New Bedford native who now resides in Florida (AKA the New Bedford of the…
Blowing Up Too Fast: Adorable American Children Sing Songs At School About Chopping Off Heads Of Jews And Post It To Facebook, But Turtleboy Is “Dangerous”
Here’s a video of some kids in Iran being brainwashed to hate and kill Jews. Children in Philadelphia Muslim…
Rich Catholic Narcissist Douchequeef Rejects $100K From Bob Kraft For His Haitian Orphanage School So He Can Virtue Signal To The Globe
For the more appropriate, family friendly take on this topic click here to read about it on TBDailyNews.com. The Boston Globe’s…
Lil Shayne’s Braintree Comedy Show Videos Are The Most Cringeworthy Clips In The History Of Live Entertainment
Boston’s self described “hottest up and coming comedian,” former Quincy rapper Lil Shayne Hoban called Uncle Turtleboy over the…
Deplorable Deb Runs To Safe Space With Ilhan Omar, Lil Shayne Changes Phone Number After Calling, Vichy Republicans Cower To Facebook Censorship
We are looking for advertisers who want to sponsor the Turtleboy Live show to keep it going. I love…
Grandma Deplorable Destroys Turtleboy For Blogging About Stiletto Dee’s Hilarious Country Rock Video And Recent Barging In At East Boston Charter School
The other day I wrote a blog about an East Boston Trump diehard (I use diehard instead of…
Shane Hoban Called Me Today Demanding I Take Down Blog About His Terrible Texts To A Woman, I Invited Him On Live To Apologize, He Called Me A Sexual Deviant
The other day South Shore Turtlegirl published this blog about a guy named Shane Hoban who was advertised as one of…
Fall River Dad Blames Police For Restraining His Ghettomuppet 17 Year Old Freshman Crotch Fruit After Hitting Cops, Destroying School Property, Refusing To Leave Building
NBC 10: A student at Resiliency Preparatory Academy in Fall River had to be restrained by two resource officers, prompting…
Tonight, 9pm EST – A Feminist Podcaster, Flat Earther Nathan Thompson, And A Stripper Will Be Joining Me To Discuss Intersectional Feminism On YouTube Live
Last week Nathan Thompson and I had a farce of a debate on YouTube live that was a lot of…
Fall River Pudding Pinata Calls Veteran’s Hotline In Milford Pretending To Be Suicidal, Turns Out It Was A Prank And He Had 3 Warrants Already Out For His Arrest
This might be top 5 scummiest things a person has ever done to appear on Turtleboy Sports: On Wednesday…
Facebook Bans Prominent Conservatives Paul Joseph Watson, Milo, And Others In Election Meddling Purge And Other Conservatives Are Too Dumb To Realize What’s Happening Here
Today Facebook, and by default Instagram (since Facebook owns them) have banned the following from their platforms today: Alex…
Boston’s “Hottest Up And Coming Comedian” Former Quincy Rapper Lil Shayne Sabotages His Career, Gets Boston Show Cancelled After Douchtastic Texts To Woman Who Rejected Him, Then Threatens To Relapse
This is Shane Hoban from Quincy: He’s a 26 year old recovering from the “disease” that makes you stick…
Here Are Your 2019 Ratchet Madness Final 4, Vote For Which 2 Will Face Off In The Championship
Voting in the Elite 8 of Ratchet Madness is completed. Here are your Final 4: Jackoff Sauce vs. Slumdog…
Desperate Attleboro Weirdo Does The Sex Offender Shuffle Into Half Of The City’s Females Private Messages, Gets Shut Down And Shamed, Does Not Have The Mental Prowess To Just Back Down
This is Natick Sands, an Attleboro man who apparently has been feeling kind of lonely lately, and found himself some…
Medford Model/Actress Survives Traumatic Ordeal Of Old Lady Being Rude To Her On Bus, Says She Feared For Safety Because She’s Black And Old Lady Might Call Cops
This is Leigh Guerriero from Medford: She’s a model, movie actress (extra), and an employee of Vector Marketing. And she…
Bernie Bro Identifies As Handicapped Person At 99 Restaurant In Auburn
It’s been a while since we’ve shamed a handicapped parker. Here’s another winner from the 99 Restaurant in Auburn:…
Real Housewife Of East Boston Raids Excel Academy Charter School, Films Students In Hallways, Complains About Obvious SJW Brainwashing With Arab History Month Board
This is “Stiletto Dee,” an outspoken Trump diehard from East Boston. Well, evidently she was upset that a local…
Michael “Cash For Kids” Cadena Jailed For Criminal Contempt, Finally, Kept Exploiting His Kid, Spreading Lies And Fighting His Jail Term Until The Bitter End
Well everybody, it finally happened. My least favorite whiny-bitch con man surrendered himself to the McLean county court on Tuesday…
Here Is The Anti-Semitic Psychopath Arrested By The FBI Today For Multiple Credible Death Threats Against Jewish Conservative Ben Shapiro
According to TMZ a psychopath who has been sending conservative influencer and editor of The Daily Wire Ben Shapiro…
