Falcons Fans Have No Idea How Lucky They Are To Get Shepherd Hill’s Chris Lindstrom In 1st Round Of NFL Draft Because They’re Not As Smart As Us
Since I used to teach at Shepherd Hill I’d be remiss if I didn’t dedicate a blog to congratulating…
The Afty Kingz Called Into Turtleboy Live To Explain Why The Chicopee Herpesaurus Isn’t A Terrible Deadbeat Mom
The Afty Kingz wanted to come on the live show tonight to dispute how they were represented in a…
Strokahontas Brags About Getting Free Obamaphone Even Though She Already Has An iPhone And Makes Good Money As A Stripper
This is Christa the stripper from West Springfield. She decided to take to Facebook yesterday and brag about her…
Needham Attorney Alan Fanger Starts $750K GoFundMe For Judge Booty Who Makes $184K A Year Even Though He Practices Law In Her Courthouse
To read this blog on TBDailyNews.com click here. Alan Fanger of Needham has started a GoFundMe for Judge Shelley Joseph…
Turtleboy Live Is Sunday Night Due To Bruins Game, Here’s The Agenda, Subscribe To Our YouTube Channel
On account of the Bruins game tonight we’re gonna be postponing the Live show until Sunday night at 9…
The Live Debate With Nathan Thompson Was As Rife With Mental Illness As We Expected, Who Won?
Well, I debated Nathan Thompson and even though I spent days watching his previous debates and felt prepared for his…
Missionary Margaret Is Selling Used Couch Sitting In Plainville Storage For $1,500, But Single Moms And Victims Of Domestic Violence Need Not Apply
This is Shea Reagan from Boston: She puts the B in Becky, Basic, and Beyoch. And she must have some…
Here Are The Elite 8 For Ratchet Madness
Voting is completed in the Sweet 16 round of Ratchet Madness in the Chudstuffer and Trap Queen regions. Here’s…
Turns Out Judge Booty Let A Career Criminal Who Assaulted Several Danvers Cops Walk Away Free 2 Days Before Being Indicted So He Wouldn’t Lose His Job At Michael’s
Judge Shelley Joseph was indicted yesterday for conspiring to help an illegal immigrant drug dealer escape out of a…
The Chicopee Herpesaurus Is A Member Of The “Afty Kingz” Gang And Their Facebook Page Is Everything You Dreamed It Would Be And More
The other day SSTG did a blog on the Chicopee Herpesaurus who was arrested after the cops came to…
Judge Booty Being Indicted By US Attorney For Helping Drug Dealing Illegal Immigrant Go Full Free Muh Boi And Maura Healey Crying About It Is The Greatest Justice Ever
A Charlie Baker appointed judge was indicted today for conspiring with a defense attorney for a drug dealing, drunk…
Turtle Riders Saved The Blog Today And It Was The Most Humbling Thing I’ve Ever Experienced
I’ve had a really long and stressful last 48 hours. We lost another ad network, I need legal help,…
Turtleboy Crisis: We Are Under Attack And Will Not Exist Moving Forward Without Help From Turtle Riders
To read this blog on our new website TBDailyNews.com click here. Hello turtle riders. I’m writing this blog to…
Battle Royale – Announcing Nathan “The Methbrain Messiah” Thompson vs. Bristol “The Bitch Bites” Turtlechick In An Epic Showdown Debate
Tomorrow, Friday April 26th at 10pm EST let’s get ready to rumble, because Flat Earth Conspiracy Theorist, car dweller, and…
Which 4 Ratchets Should Advance To The Elite 8 In The Chudstuffer And Trap Queen Regions?
Voting is completed in the Ratchet Madness Elite 8 Cheesehog and Fupasloth regions, and there were 2 very close…
Cops Break Up Chicopee Herpesauraus DJ Party At 4 AM On Easter For 6th Call In 2 Days, Squirrels Live In Her Trash Pile, Children Terrorized By Ratchet Rodeos Every Day
Get a load of this Herpesauraus out of Chicopee: That’s obviously a mistake. They meant to put the 4…
Haverhill Hog Donkey Leaves Bartender $90 Check For Bill With $2 Tip, Check Bounces, He Ignores Calls, Backfires Majorly
Scumbag alert out of Haverhill (redundant, I know): More of this please! This is the single best way to…
Vote For Your Favorite Ratchets To Advance To The Elite 8 In The Fupasloth And Cheesehog Regions
Hey Fam, sorry about the delay for Ratchet Madness this week, totes forgot about it in the process of…
Cross Eyed Chomo Creeper Is Working Construction Next To 2 Marlborough Schools And An Ice Hockey Rink Despite Being Level 3 Sex Offender Who Raped A 12 Year Old
The Marlborough Police posted about a Level 3 sex offender from Fall River who would be coming to town…
Now I’ve Gone And Done It: Flat Earth Believing, Anti Semite Simpleton Michael Ice Calls For Mass Reporting of Our Page, Methtastic “Messiah” Nathan Thompson Issues Challenge For A Debate I’ll Gladly Accept
Here we go, you guys. I’ve done it now – I’ve pissed off the intellectual midgets of the Flat Earth…
