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Hoodrat Heroes

Pawtucket XannyZombie Who Previously Messaged Turtleboy Looking To Buy Xanax And Declared War On Turtle Riders Is On Video Smoking Crack Cocaine Behind The Wheel, But It’s Ok Because 2019 Is Her Year

Uncle Turtleboy / January 22, 2019

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Shameless Woonsocket Junkbox Betty Hits Up Her Biffle For Dope, Reaffirms That You Can Never Trust A Chick Named Crystal And Appears To Be A DCF Mom In Training

Uncle Turtleboy / August 21, 2018

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Fall River Pig-Tailed Dumpster Clam Captured While Avoiding Police After Robbing Fellow Druggalo At Knifepoint, Gets Released, Shows Up On FB Posts With Fan Club To Defend Her Junkie Honor

Mama Tortuga / January 23, 2018

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WTF

Methzilla Crabwalks Around Lynn After Flakka Binge Just In Time For Halloween

Uncle Turtleboy / October 31, 2017

“Lynn, Lynn the City of Sin; you never come out the way you went in.” -Ancient North Shore Proverb  …

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All-Star Criminals

Cosby Skid Drugs And Rapes 15 Year-Old. His Ex-Splooge Sponge Goes FREE MUH BABY DADDY Cuz He’s Swimming Willing Poon 

Uncle Turtleboy / October 25, 2017

You can’t blame him! His ex says the victim was a crazy whore!  Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us…

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Hoodrat Heroes

Smacky McDoperson, A TB Frequent Flyer From The CT Corridor Starts GoFundMe To Avoid Eviction, But We All Know It’s For Drugs

Uncle Turtleboy / October 5, 2017

“I’m NOT an addict!” …6 months later, in the Turtlesphere…             Want to advertise with…

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WTF

Fall River Crack Muppet Selling Her Klonopin On Facebook Has Too Many Buyers And Not Enough Drugs

Uncle Turtleboy / July 7, 2017

Is selling prescription pills on Facebook the new food stamp? Jocelyn Cruz thinks so! Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email…

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All-Star Criminals

Wanted In New Hampshire For Felonious Sexual Assault And Statutory Rape! Please Share!

Uncle Turtleboy / June 27, 2017

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Drug Dealers, Mold, Asbestos & College Parties! $2k A Month Will Get You 885 Sq/ft Of Crumbling Disappointment

Uncle Turtleboy / May 22, 2017

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Turtleboy Investigates

Easter Sunday, Warm Weather & A Fatal Shooting Outside La Cava Is Why Lawrence Can’t Have Nice Things

Uncle Turtleboy / April 17, 2017

Easter Sunday, Warm Weather & A Fatal Shooting Outside La Cava Is Why Lawrence Can’t Have Nice Things Want to…

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Hoodrat Heroes

Salisbury Sea Cow Part 2- Ratchet BFF’s Come On FB To Defend Her- All Have Drug Use/Arrest Records

Uncle Turtleboy / April 10, 2017

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WTF

Merri-smack River Overflowing With Dirty Needles, Trash And Pollution

Uncle Turtleboy / April 7, 2017

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All-Star Criminals

Ramen Noodle-Noggin Arrested For DWI/Drug Posession After High Speed Chase

Uncle Turtleboy / April 4, 2017

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