• Turtleboy’s Top 100 Most Popular Blogs Of The Year: #30-21

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    What a year it’s been for Turtleboy Sports. Over 20 million page views and counting. We started the year with about 21,000 Facebook followers. And despite three separate 30 day suspensions that number has doubled to 42,000. We’ve also got two backup pages with over 10,000 followers each when our primary pages are suspended. We’ve been featured on every major radio station in the Boston, Worcester, and Springfield areas, linked by major media outlets, and widely recognized as the only reliable media outlet in Massachusetts. We are an unstoppable force of nature, and we will not be defeated.

    So what is Turtleboy Sports? We get that question a lot. Are we a news outlet or entertainment? The answer is, both. We’ve broken some major stories this year.

    • We were the first media outlet to report the name of the man (Jorge Zambrano) who killed Officer Ronald Tarentino.
    • We were the first to announce when he was killed.
    • We broke the story about the corrupt daughter of a retired judge who continued to work in the probation department despite giving up names of informants to her criminal friends, and dating the brother of the cop killer.
    • We were relentless in our coverage with the Spencer-East Brookfield schools, which culminated in a peaceful overthrow of School Committee chairman Kevin Hayes.
    • We dug and we dug and we dug until we found proof that Mosaic Cultural Complex was paying its employees to do NOTHING, which forced the City Council to finally cut off funding for the fraudulent non-profit.

    We also broke a buttload of other stories as well. But at the same time, Turtleboy lives to entertain. This is why you come here. And we do that by shaming people who have earned the shaming. Because sometimes people just wanna have a good ol’ fashioned laugh. Lots of people don’t like this because for years we’ve let them control the narrative. But not any more. From now on when you act like a fool in public, you will be publicly exposed by the Turtle.

    With that said, it’s time to look back at the year in Turtleboy. We will be releasing our top 100 most popular blogs, 10 blogs at a time, so you can catch up on the debauchery. Each blog will be explained briefly with a limerick. We understand that many turtle riders jumped on mid stroke, so this gives you an opportunity to catch up on what you missed……


    30. Trigglypuff has a name – 36,626 page views

    Turtleboy Sports

    Has Exposed Many A Muff

    But none of them compare

    To the legend of Trigglypuff

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    29. Mom of kid who got Harambe killed gets destroyed by the Internet – 36,775 page views


    When you go to the zoo

    And your son’s a bad hombre

    He may find himself

    Face to face with Harambe



    28.  Bay Path girls say they almost died from brownies they didn’t know had weed in them – 37,563 page views

    When you eat pot brownies

    And you start geeking out

    You say you almost died

    But you’re really just burnt out

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    27. GoFundMe birthday scam foiled by legendary mugshots – 38,270 page views

    A 29 year old woman

    Wants a GoFundMe birthday

    But these mugshots weren’t kind

    To Ashley Auger

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    26. Infamous Plymouth ratchets get busted by Turtlegirl – 38,628 page views

    When your lies get exposed

    And start to unfurl

    You end up getting exposed

    By SS turtlegirl


    25. Southbridge ratchet tries burning down Sturbridge Wal-Mart 39,566 page views

    When you stand next to propane

    And you unleash a fart

    And you start a fire

    And burn down Wal-Mart




    24. David Njuguna’s Facebook page is full of confessions – 39,783 page views

    Dangerous assbag

    Thinks life is a party

    Why couldn’t he die

    Instead of Trooper Clardy?

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    23. Worcester summed up in one picture – 40,000 page views

    When you look at this picture

    You might think it’s funny

    But don’t cross a Woo chick

    And her sexy snow bunny

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    22. 40,391 page views

    You can speed all you want

    In your little hybrid car

    Rules don’t apply to you

    Cuz you’re a fake movie star




    21. Woman leaves negative review for Mac’s Diner and gets annihilated by her waitress – 42,763 page views

    Leave a bad review for Mac’s 

    And you think it will pass

    Until your waitress shows up

    With a side dish of sass




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    1. Jessie

      Would it be too much to have you attach the links to the countdown, so I can make sure I have read them all?

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