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Turtleboy’s Top 100 Most Popular Blogs Of The Year: #30-21

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What a year it’s been for Turtleboy Sports. Over 20 million page views and counting. We started the year with about 21,000 Facebook followers. And despite three separate 30 day suspensions that number has doubled to 42,000. We’ve also got two backup pages with over 10,000 followers each when our primary pages are suspended. We’ve been featured on every major radio station in the Boston, Worcester, and Springfield areas, linked by major media outlets, and widely recognized as the only reliable media outlet in Massachusetts. We are an unstoppable force of nature, and we will not be defeated.

So what is Turtleboy Sports? We get that question a lot. Are we a news outlet or entertainment? The answer is, both. We’ve broken some major stories this year.

  • We were the first media outlet to report the name of the man (Jorge Zambrano) who killed Officer Ronald Tarentino.
  • We were the first to announce when he was killed.
  • We broke the story about the corrupt daughter of a retired judge who continued to work in the probation department despite giving up names of informants to her criminal friends, and dating the brother of the cop killer.
  • We were relentless in our coverage with the Spencer-East Brookfield schools, which culminated in a peaceful overthrow of School Committee chairman Kevin Hayes.
  • We dug and we dug and we dug until we found proof that Mosaic Cultural Complex was paying its employees to do NOTHING, which forced the City Council to finally cut off funding for the fraudulent non-profit.

We also broke a buttload of other stories as well. But at the same time, Turtleboy lives to entertain. This is why you come here. And we do that by shaming people who have earned the shaming. Because sometimes people just wanna have a good ol’ fashioned laugh. Lots of people don’t like this because for years we’ve let them control the narrative. But not any more. From now on when you act like a fool in public, you will be publicly exposed by the Turtle.

With that said, it’s time to look back at the year in Turtleboy. We will be releasing our top 100 most popular blogs, 10 blogs at a time, so you can catch up on the debauchery. Each blog will be explained briefly with a limerick. We understand that many turtle riders jumped on mid stroke, so this gives you an opportunity to catch up on what you missed……


30. Trigglypuff has a name – 36,626 page views

Turtleboy Sports

Has Exposed Many A Muff

But none of them compare

To the legend of Trigglypuff

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Turns Out The Obnoxious Lardo SJW From UMass Triggering Event Is A Hampshire College Senior Named Cora Miriam



29. Mom of kid who got Harambe killed gets destroyed by the Internet – 36,775 page views


When you go to the zoo

And your son’s a bad hombre

He may find himself

Face to face with Harambe


Turns Out Michelle Gregg, Mom Whose Kid Fell Into Gorilla Pit, Works At A Daycare And Now The Internet Is Destroying Her Life


28.  Bay Path girls say they almost died from brownies they didn’t know had weed in them – 37,563 page views

When you eat pot brownies

And you start geeking out

You say you almost died

But you’re really just burnt out

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Bay Path Girls Who Say They Almost Died From Pot Brownies They Didn’t Know Were Pot Brownies Just Told The Biggest Lie Anyone Teenager Has Ever Told Their Parents


27. GoFundMe birthday scam foiled by legendary mugshots – 38,270 page views

A 29 year old woman

Wants a GoFundMe birthday

But these mugshots weren’t kind

To Ashley Auger

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Crackhead Starts GoFundMe For 29th Birthday Party, Gets Busted By Legendary Mugshots


26. Infamous Plymouth ratchets get busted by Turtlegirl – 38,628 page views

When your lies get exposed

And start to unfurl

You end up getting exposed

By SS turtlegirl

Plymouth Dumpsterslugs Are The Most Diabolical Facebook Con Artists We’ve Ever Seen – Part 1


25. Southbridge ratchet tries burning down Sturbridge Wal-Mart 39,566 page views

When you stand next to propane

And you unleash a fart

And you start a fire

And burn down Wal-Mart



The Fact That The Hoodrat Chick Who Burned Down The Sturbridge Walmart Is From Southbridge Is The Least Surprising News Ever


24. David Njuguna’s Facebook page is full of confessions – 39,783 page views

Dangerous assbag

Thinks life is a party

Why couldn’t he die

Instead of Trooper Clardy?

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David Njuguna Bragged About Driving 160 MPH On Mass Pike Before Killing Trooper Thomas Clardy


23. Worcester summed up in one picture – 40,000 page views

When you look at this picture

You might think it’s funny

But don’t cross a Woo chick

And her sexy snow bunny

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Meanwhile In Worcester, What The Hell Is This Supposed To Be?


22. 40,391 page views

You can speed all you want

In your little hybrid car

Rules don’t apply to you

Cuz you’re a fake movie star


Turns Out Woman With “Mixed Feelings” About Trooper Clardy’s Death Is An “Actress” From Hadley With A Hilarious IMBD Page



21. Woman leaves negative review for Mac’s Diner and gets annihilated by her waitress – 42,763 page views

Leave a bad review for Mac’s 

And you think it will pass

Until your waitress shows up

With a side dish of sass


Mac’s Diner Facebook Page And Waitress Just Annihilated A Whiny Customer Who Wrote A Negative Facebook Review



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1 Comment(s)
  • January 1, 2017 at 8:58 pm

    Would it be too much to have you attach the links to the countdown, so I can make sure I have read them all?

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