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  • Brockton Fupajuicer Princess Announces She Caught Ex-Husband Making Tummy Pancakes To Kiddie Noodz And Is Ratting Because He Stopped Paying $200 Monthly Blackmail Cash


    Brockton Fupajuicer Princess Announces She Caught Ex-Husband Making Tummy Pancakes To Kiddie Noodz And Is Ratting Because He Stopped Paying $200 Monthly Blackmail Cash Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email…

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    California Goon Todd Kates Hoards Over 80 Snakes, Dozens Of Lizards, Eight Alligators Inside of His Thousand Oaks Home


    California Goon Todd Kates Hoards Over 80 Snakes, Dozens Of Lizards, & Alligators Inside of His Thousand Oaks Home Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more…

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    Athol Chick Arrested For Selling Heroin Last Week Is Mad At People Who Take Pictures Of Overdoses Because It Doesn’t Help Addicts


    Athol Chick Arrested For Selling Heroin Last Week Is Mad At People Who Take Pictures Of Overdoses Because It Doesn’t Help Addicts Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected]

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    Fall River Crack Muppet Selling Her Klonopin On Facebook Has Too Many Buyers And Not Enough Drugs


    Is selling prescription pills on Facebook the new food stamp? Jocelyn Cruz thinks so! Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information. I feel like we…

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    Providence Oxygen Thief Sentenced For Role In Slaying Of Innocent Father, Pretend Girlfriend Launches Free My Boi Campaign Because Who Could Go Without That Dirty Pound For A Whole Year


    Want to have your business advert viewed over 2 million times per month? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of advertising we offer.  …

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    Video: WigtasticDrunk Driver On Stafford Street Nearly Hits Several Cars Head On While Driving On Wrong Side Of Road, Gets Out To Confront Turtle Rider Taping It, Claims Power Steering Was Broken


    Video: WigtasticDrunk Driver On Stafford Street Nearly Hits Several Cars Head On While Driving On Wrong Side Of Road, Gets Out To Confront Turtle Rider Taping It, Claims Power Steering Was…

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    Rhode Island State Police Are Searching For A Late Model Jeep That Struck And Killed A Young Woman Then Fled The Scene In Exeter, RI; $10k Reward Offered


    Want to have your business advert viewed over 2 million times per month? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of advertising we offer. From…

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    Wacky Walter Bird Says Turtleboy Hacked Worcester Magazine’s Best News Outlet Voting In The Most Butthurt Interview Of All Time


    Wacky Walter Bird Says Turtleboy Hacked Worcester Magazine’s Best News Outlet Voting In The Most Butthurt Interview Of All Time Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for…

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