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  • Turtleboy’s Top 100 Most Popular Blogs Of The Year: #50-41



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    What a year it’s been for Turtleboy Sports. Over 20 million page views and counting. We started the year with about 21,000 Facebook followers. And despite three separate 30 day suspensions that number has doubled to 42,000. We’ve also got two backup pages with over 10,000 followers each when our primary pages are suspended. We’ve been featured on every major radio station in the Boston, Worcester, and Springfield areas, linked by major media outlets, and widely recognized as the only reliable media outlet in Massachusetts. We are an unstoppable force of nature, and we will not be defeated.

    So what is Turtleboy Sports? We get that question a lot. Are we a news outlet or entertainment? The answer is, both. We’ve broken some major stories this year.

    • We were the first media outlet to report the name of the man (Jorge Zambrano) who killed Officer Ronald Tarentino.
    • We were the first to announce when he was killed.
    • We broke the story about the corrupt daughter of a retired judge who continued to work in the probation department despite giving up names of informants to her criminal friends, and dating the brother of the cop killer.
    • We were relentless in our coverage with the Spencer-East Brookfield schools, which culminated in a peaceful overthrow of School Committee chairman Kevin Hayes.
    • We dug and we dug and we dug until we found proof that Mosaic Cultural Complex was paying its employees to do NOTHING, which forced the City Council to finally cut off funding for the fraudulent non-profit.

    We also broke a buttload of other stories as well. But at the same time, Turtleboy lives to entertain. This is why you come here. And we do that by shaming people who have earned the shaming. Because sometimes people just wanna have a good ol’ fashioned laugh. Lots of people don’t like this because for years we’ve let them control the narrative. But not any more. From now on when you act like a fool in public, you will be publicly exposed by the Turtle.

    With that said, it’s time to look back at the year in Turtleboy. We will be releasing our top 100 most popular blogs, 10 blogs at a time, so you can catch up on the debauchery. Each blog will be explained briefly with a limerick. We understand that many turtle riders jumped on mid stroke, so this gives you an opportunity to catch up on what you missed……
    50. Worcester guy catches gravy dumpster taking a dump in his driveway – 27,092 page views

    When you see a chick in your driveway

    Taking a smash

    There’s no need to worry

    It’s just Worcester white trash

     

    49. Springfield drunk driver who paralyzed Agawam student doesn’t think she deserves jail – 27,200 page views

    A hit and run

    Makes you spineless

    We expected nothing less

    From Springfield’s finest

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    48. Turtleboy catches Kevin Hayes doing contract work for Superintendent Tracy Crowe after giving her brand new contract – 27,520 page views

    Was he doing contract work

    Or having an affair?

    Sucks to be him

    Turtleboy is everywhere

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    47. 16 year old kid tells cops “that’s what he gets” after cop gets hit by car chasing him – 27,526 page views

    Typical behavior

    From shithead in the Valley

    Mom can be found

    Turning tricks in the alley

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    46. Jorge Zambrano supporters say dumb things –  27,653 page views

    Jorge’s a punk

    And probably a snitch

    He shot Ron in the back 

    Cuz he was a bitch

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    45. Turtleboy tours Wal-Mart on Black Friday at 2 AM – 27,918 page views

    Wal-Mart on Black Friday

    Is literally bananas

    Ratchets are everywhere

    In their pajamas

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    44. High school girls become national villains in totally taken out of context picture – 28,246 page views

    Taken out of context

    Dumb joke by kids

    They soon felt the wrath

    Of the PC squids

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    43. Hampshire College student Alec Larson says terrible things about police while working to build Malden Police Station – 29,231 page views

    He thought he was anonymous

    But he’s really a snake

    Google won’t be friendly

    To the little snowflake

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    42. Asshat steals kid’s Bruins hat while he’s opening presents at birthday party – 29,691 page views

    While the kid was distracted

    He couldn’t resist

    There’s a special place in hell

    For assbags like this

     

    41.  District Attorney Joe Early says he let Jorge Zambrano out of jail because prison wasn’t working for him – 30,509 page views

    Gutless Joe Early

    Allowed this attack

    We expected nothing less

    From a political hack

     

     

     

     

     

     

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    1. BlackandWhite


      The girl who took a crap in someone’s driveway is absolutely DISGUSTING!!!!

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