Chinstrap-Laden Chicago Bulls Hat-Wearing Websterite Selling Used Panties On Facebook Is The Shadiest Thing You’ll See On The Internet
We can’t figure out the scam here, but it’s probably the shadiest thing we’ve ever seen on the Internet. Want…
Another Worcester Dumpster Slug Is Selling Food Stamps On Facebook And Seems To Think That’s Normal
Another winner selling food stamps on Facebook. Shocking. Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at Turtleboysports@gmail.com for more information,…
Sexual Predator Fake Cop’s Christmas Card Features Hardcore Porn On TV, Might Be Giving Chicks Crabs, Has Been Arrested For All Of This In January
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Brockton GoFundMe Trap Queen’s Internet Lawyer Sister Threatening To Call “Poloce” On TBS With “Deformation” Of Character Arrest, Also Declares War On Brockton Hub
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Guy Arrested For Molesting Burger King Employee And Pretending To Be A Worcester Cop Has Quite The Facebook Page
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Selfish Brockton Mom Makes GoFundMe Because She Want Others To Pay For Her Kid’s $1500 ATV That Was Stolen, Makes Up Unrealistic Story About Thieves Returning It, Plans On Giving Donations To Family Who ACTUALLY Needs The Money, But Only After She Fixes Frivolous Present Because Her Kid’s Enjoyment Is More Important Than Actual Housefire Victims
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Shitbag Who Blamed Dead Falmouth Teenagers For Being Irresponsible Also Says We Should Be Able To Kill Gun Owners
Shitbag Who Blamed Dead Falmouth Teenagers For Being Irresponsible Also Says We Should Be Able To Kill Gun Owners Want to…
Gypsy Who Aided And Abetted Online Bullies Is Suing Turtleboy For Screenshotting The Ridiculous Things She Posted On Facebook
Looks like we’ve got another Internet lawsuit!! Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at Turtleboysports@gmail.com for more information, and…
Guy Who Posted Negative Reviews On Turtleboy Advertisers And Circus Freak Friends Are Whining That Turtle Riders Have Flooded His Business Page With Negative Reviews
Is there anything more hilarious than a small business owner whining about people posting negative reviews on his page just…
Anyone Who Believed Adam Saleh Was Kicked Off His Delta Flight Because He Spoke In Arabic Is A Dumbshit Moron
Anyone Who Believed Adam Saleh Was Kicked Off His Delta Flight Because He Spoke In Arabic Is A Dumbshit Moron…
Turtleboy Justice: Auburn Police Arrested Jerrell Sciarra After Reading Our Blog On The Violent Attack At Auburn High School
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Here’s The SnapChat Threats To Turn Auburn High School Into Columbine That Marcus Rodriguez Sent, Free My Boi Patrol Chimes In With Hot Takes
The free my boi patrol was defending Marcus Rodriguez, alleging that his threats to shoot up Auburn High School were…
Entitled Plymouth Clam Steals Pizza From Papa Gino’s Delivery Boy In Front Of Child, Brags About It, Gets Called Out By Delivery Boy On Facebook
Look, if you’re going to be a snotty douche, pitch a fit, and steal a pizza because you didn’t get…
Insane Mom Secretly Records Son’s Class At Salem State, Says She Wants To Join ISIS, Calls Professor Racist, Yells At Cops, Demands Meeting With Administrators
How much of a loser do you have to be to get your Mom to invade your college and accuse…
This 19 Year Old Chick Whining About Death Threats A Year After She Picked A Fight With Trump Should Probably Stop Being A Whiny Little Poonstachio
When you pick a fight with Donald Trump you don’t get to whine when people send you meaningless “death threats”…
Local Moron Wants To Get Rid Of Civil War Memorial Christmas Tree At City Hall Because There’s No Black Soldier On It And War Is Bad
Can a Christmas Tree be racist? It can be if you’re a pain in the ass race baiter with too…
Disgraced Babysitter Ass-Grabbing Former Shrewsbury Firefighter Is Back On Facebook And Selling Hatchimals For $250 A Pop
Sean Bohdiewicz is back on Facebook to sell $250 Hatchimals after disappearing on account of ass-grabbing his babysitter!! Want to…
Black Chick Who Taped Her Racist White BF Ranting About Trump Is The Biggest Scam Artist On The Internet
A biracial woman secretly recorded her white boyfriend on a racist rant in July. She stayed with him until he…
Biggest Psycho Chick Of All Time Loses Her Goddamn Mind At Michaels Because She Was “Discriminated” Against For Voting For Trump
If you’re gonna whine about being discriminated against and turn yourself into a victim, AND you voted for Donald Trump,…
Gun Toting, Weed Smoking Websterite With $900 GoFundMe For “Legal Process” Because Baby Momma Skipped Town With Child
Today’s GoFundMe scam of the day comes from where else? Webster!! Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at Turtleboysports@gmail.com…
