Is There Anything More Pointless Than Entering Your Zip Code When Making a Debit Card Purchase?
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South Shore Turtlegirl Just Found Out Who Kevin Lynch Is And Ended Up Face To Face With Him At A Restaurant And He Didn’t Even Know It Was Her
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If You’re Dumb Enough To Drive Your Plow Onto A Barely Frozen Pond In East Longmeadow Then You Deserve To Fall In
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Holyoke Mayor Alex Morse Taking Picture With Drug Dealers We Wrote About In August On A Voter Registration Drive Is The Funniest Picture We’ve Ever Seen
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The Media And SJW Politicians Are Ignoring This Video Of A White Special Needs Trump Voter Being Kidnapped, Tortured, And Beaten By 4 Black People Because It Doesn’t Fit Their Agenda
The Media And SJW Politicians Are Ignoring This Video Of A White Special Needs Trump Voter Being Kidnapped, Tortured, And Beaten…
No, TJ Allen Is Not Turtleboy And He’s Not Writing Articles On TBS Just To Fuck With People Who Are Searching For Him
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City Councillor Mike Gaffney Got The Most Hilarious Voicemail From He Who Shall Not Be Named About Massive Lawsuit, Petition In Front Of Council To Stop Turtleboy
City Councillor Mike Gaffney Got The Most Hilarious Voicemail From He Who Shall Not Be Named About Massive Lawsuit, Petition…
Fire Gypsies Who Keep Threatening Turtleboy Say That Their Sugar Daddy Is Getting Rapey With Them, He Makes It Worse By Blaming Good Music At His Gatsby-Style Party
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The City Of Worcester Summed Up In One Tweet
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Hatchimals Aren’t Hatching, Others Sound Like They’re Saying “Fuck Me,” And Whiny Parents Are Getting Exactly What They Deserved For Failing At Christmas
If you bought a Hatchimal and it sounds like it’s saying “fuck me,” or it’s not hatching at all, then…
Some Rag Called The Valley Advocate Gave Turtleboy Devil Horns In Their End Of The Year Summary
Turtleboy has been given devil’s horn by some rag of a newspaper out of Northampton who also gave horns to…
Chick With $5 Million GoFundMe Scam For Mansion In California Is Really A Huffington Post Reporter Trolling So That People Will Say Mean Things To Her And She Can Be A Victim
This is the saddest and most pathetic thing a social justice warrior has ever done. And of course she writes…
Two Parent Families Selling Herbalife Have No Problem Begging For Money On GoFundMe To Pay Their Bills Because Americans No Longer Feel Shame Or Humility
The fact that two parent families who are both capable of working feel no shame in begging for money on…
Jenna Jameson Is Saying Outrageous No Fucks Given Stuff About Muslims And Riding The Turtle
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Big Fat Auburn High School Student Viciously Beats Another Student On Filmed And Staged Attack
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The Real Cindy Brady Was Fired From Her Radio Gig For Telling A Guy Guy She Had A Bigger Dick Than Him
It’s the story, of a lovely lady. Who was busy with two girls and a chick with a dick of…
This Is Why Turtleboy Does Not Go Grocery Shopping In Worcester
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Instead Of Closing Palmer High School Cuz Some Shitbird Teenager Threatend To Shoot It Up, They Should Put Up A “You Won’t” Sign
All it takes for school to get cancelled is a simple empty death threat on a sign? Weak. Want to…
There Is A Wooden Bear That Appears To Be Forcing Her Cub To Perform Oral Sex On Her On Heard Street
Kids are gonna have a lot of questions about this as they walk to Heard Street Elementary School every day….
This Video Of Worcester Man Getting Stabbed And Robbed At Gunpoint Is So Worcester It Hurts (No Pun Intended)
Our leaders, who don’t want to let citizens purchase handguns for protection, keep telling us our streets are safe. This…
