• Follow Turtleboy on Facebook

  • Counting Down the 100 Biggest Blogs In Turtleboy 2017, #100-91

    Counting Down the 100 Biggest Blogs In Turtleboy 2017, #100-91

    Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information.

    The Turtleboy Sports Facebook page, the Lost Boys of Turtle, AND the Turtleboy Sports Fallout Shelter have been unpublished. While we fight to get them back please make sure to like and follow the Turtleboy Refugees Page page by clicking on the image above, as well as our other backup pages the Turtleboy Sports Safe Space, and Turtleboy Smiles And Sunshine.






    We’re counting down to 2018 by bringing you the 100 biggest Turtleboy stories from 2017. When it was all said and done we had over 30 million views this year, including over 15 million unique individuals. We couldn’t have done it all without turtle riders, who continue to be the smartest, funniest, wittiest, and most physically attractive people with the best taste ever. We’ve linked each of the top 100, including the total number of page views that blog got, so you can catch up on what you’ve missed if you’re new, or relive the classics if you’re a ride or die turtle rider…..


    100. Mustached boy wins girls 100 meter district championship, because….progress



    99. SJW babysitter tries shaming decorated Boston Cop for doing his job by protecting a Trump supporter who was having piss thrown at him by mob of tolerants. 



    98. Brockton Fupajuicer blackmailing her ex-husband after catching him with kiddie noodz decides to end agreement after he stops paying her. 



    97. Palmer junkie repeatedly robs and terrorizes veteran who took him in and gave him a free place to stay. 



    96. Springfield lickalotapus has a beefalope of a girlfriend who defends her honor in rathtastic style after drug arrest. 



    95. Worcester salon refuses to give massage to terminal cancer patient because they don’t want to spread her cancer. 



    94. Worcester ex-hooker makes up lie about thieves stealing $3,000 worth of quarters for dog’s cancer surgery. 




    93. Breastfeeding while taking bong rips Mom has a fun history of bike thievery. 



    92. Chudstuffer’s wife finds out he just had a baby with another woman because he posts baby and shower pics on Facebook. 




    91. State Senators vote to double their salaries after voting against small measure for bullet proof vests for police officers. 






    Join the Discussion

    Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *


    1. Dumb

      This article was dumb. Time to wrap it up turtleboy and give up

  • Heidi Wellman For Senate

  • arrow