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    Counting Down the 100 Biggest Blogs In Turtleboy 2017, #80-71

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    80. “Jules, pick up my crack.” 

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    79. I’m totally not racist. 

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    78. Just an 11 year old boy curbstomping another child in broad daylight. Your average Tuesday in Plumley Village. 

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    77. Possibly two of the most ratchet broads who have ever existed, fighting over the a career slugrake criminal’s baby juices. 

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    76. This is why you can’t let your kids go to school with Celia’s kids. 

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    75. If you’re going to visit your murdering friend in jail in Maine, don’t beg strangers on Facebook for a ride in exchange for weed. 

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    74. Is what she did illegal? That was for a judge to decide. But her twisted text messages urging her boyfriend to kill himself made her guilty in the court of public opinion. 

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    73. I would almost definitely hire this woman to clean my house if I had $300 to spare. God bless America. 

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    72. We called that it was her husband before anyone. A week after writing this blog he killed himself. Our first official turtle-induced suicide. 

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    71. What are the odds that the same race baiting activist would be the lone victim of racial hate crimes, over, and over, and over again?

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