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Counting Down The Top 100 Blogs In Turtleboy 2018, #70-61

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It’s been an interesting year at Turtleboy Sports. When you lose a Facebook page with 112,000 followers, then lose 32 more pages that you built up, and then get blacklisted by Twitter, it’s hard to reach new audiences. Every year we do our list of the top 100 most viewed blogs of the year, so last year’s list was a lot bigger. To show you the effect that social media has on media outlets like Turtleboy none of the blogs form this year would’ve been in the top 10 last year. The 100th ranked blog last year would’ve been 27th this year. But on the bright side we had 8 million people go directly to this year, as opposed to 4 million last year. So people are starting to become less reliant on tech companies and have figured out that they are free to navigate the Internet on their own. With that said, here’s your top 100 blogs of the year.



70. Marshfield BLT-123 Says Her Boston Cop Sister Found Needle In Her Kid’s Halloween Twizzlers, Except Her Sister’s Not A Cop And The Whole Thing Was A Viral Hoax From New York Last Year

16,864 page views



69. Sex Offender Puddlechode From Maine Is Posting Pictures Of People’s Children All Over Social Media, Bragging About Using Food Stamps, And Commenting How Cute They Are

16,952 page views



68. Medford Meth Maggots Who Abandoned And Neglected 6 Year Old Daughter Went On Dr. Phil Thinking They’re Celebrities, Find Out The Hard Way They’re There To Be Shamed And Won’t Be Getting Daughter Back

16,986 page views



67. A New Bedford Love Story: Foreskin Frankenstein Beats Up Girlfriend But Says It’s OK Because He Apologized Even Though He “Cut Off Mad Bitches” For Her

17,058 page views



66. Woke Smith College Student Mistaken For A Dude Who Had Cops Called On Her For Sleeping In Empty Building Is The Fakest “Victim” Ever, Is Now Demanding The Caller Be Doxed And Fed To The Woke Mafia

17,176 page views



65. Gutless Andover High School Principal Suspends Successful Hockey Coach For Not Stopping At McDonald’s On Bus Ride Home From Springfield

17,204 page views


64. Haverhill Hoodbooger Fam Features 15 Year Old Daughter Selling Coke Out Of Bedroom Drive Through Window, Dad Stabbing Junkies, Mom Going Full Ratchet On Facebook

17,221 page views



63. Southwick High Grad Kyle Reyes Is Banned From Speaking At Veteran’s Dedication At Alma Mater By SJW Superintendent Because Kids Might Be Offended By His Opinions On Non-Related Issues

17,247 page views



62. Beluga Beefcake Brags About How She Gets Into Mystic Aquarium For Free By Showing Her Food Stamp Card, Despite Clearly Having Never Missed A Meal

17,366 page views



61. The Braintree Police Have A Message For The Busybody Becky’s Who Want Them To Take Down Blue Lives Matter Flag Because They Think It’s Racist

17,416 page views



1 Comment(s)
  • Retarded DJ
    December 31, 2018 at 8:04 pm

    The award for all the lust and desire that motivates us towards things we can never have goes toooo…. The Cult for Love Removal Machine.

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