Dude Catches Oxy Rotten Breaking Into House, Detains Him, Confiscates Phone, Uses Camera, Updates Facebook Profile Picture And Status
Sometimes you look for good content to blog about, and other times the content falls in your lap. Today…
Jen Royle Meltdown On Twitter And Emails Mentioning Lawyers Prompts Rare Public Apology From Turtleboy
Jen Royle has been emailing and DMing us on Twitter after SSTG wrote a blog about her public spectacle on Twitter,…
Bristol Vs. Uncle Turtleboy: Were Trump’s Tweets Racist? Who’s More Unfiltered On Twitter – Trump Or Jen Royle?
This episode of Uncle Turtleboy’s Light Night Garage Podcast is brought to you by the good folks over at…
Stabby McMethface Stabs Dude Who Won’t Let Him Into His Hampton Beach Party, Gets Arrested For Billionth Time, Says He’s “Breed” For Jail
This guy right here is the reason you’re crazy if you still go to Hampton Beach. It’s full of…
Sackless Stoneham Copblock Cuckhold And Career Criminal Films Himself Harassing Wakefield Police Officer In The Whiniest Videos Ever, Makes Ears Across The Internet Bleed
Let me formally introduce you to this tub of high cholesterol and raw sex appeal…. Joshua Abrams, of Stoneham. …
Weymouth Queefnado Goes Full Hambeast On Community Facebook Page After Neighbors Complain About Her Overgrown Eyesore Of A Lawn
Strap yourselves in turtle riders because we’re about to introduce you to a woman who has Turtleboy legend potential….
Dirty Sanchez Mom’s GoFundMe For Killer Son Was Taken Down, Now Blames Dead Girl’s Parents For Not Wearing Seatbelts Even Though They Were Wearing Seatbelts
The other day we blogged about the trashbag mother of the cock biscuit who killed an 11 year old…
The Biggest Racist In Washington DC Is Ayanna Pressley, Not Donald Trump
The media and woke patrol are fired up about Trump’s latest tweet storm, saying that congresswomen like Ilhan Omar, AOC,…
‘Suspicious’ Vehicle Fire In Attleboro Has A Fupatastically Familiar Face Involved, What’s Really Going On Here?
Attleboro really is an underated den of ratchetry and scum. It’s brought us some of the most memorable characters in…
Scissorific Reporter Turned North End Restauranteur Jen Royle Doxxes And Publicly Shames A Guy For Bad Yelp Review After $50 Cancelation Charge
Jen Royle is a sports reporter turned restauranteur who recently (months ago) opened up a restaurant called Table in…
Gupta Patel Joins TB Live To Discuss Kevin Spacey HJ, Nacho/Failure Swift, Fort Wayne DCF Mom, Straight Pride Parade
Gupta Patel joined Bret and Uncle Turtleboy for live, so you knew it was going to be a good…
Mom Starts GoFundMe For Cock Biscuit Grown Son After He Kills 8 Year Old Girls Fleeing From A Traffic Stop In Lawrence
An 8 year old girl was killed in Lawrence yesterday after some cock biscuit fled a simple traffic…
Dear John Hugo And Samson Racioppi Of Super Happy Fun America: I’m Sorry We Made You So Super Unhappy Butthurt
Dear John Hugo And Samson Racioppi: I hope this blog finds you well, and not engaged in a feverish rage-circle-jerk…
Turtleboy Does A Protest: Statehouse Biker Rally With Jeff Kunher To Demand Charlie Baker Fire DOT Secretary Moron Who Got 7 Bikers Killed
Jeff Kuhner invited me to speak at the rally today to support the 7 bikers killed by a drug…
The Straight Pride Parade Organizers Came On Live, Whined About Being Oppressed, Said They Get Laid Twice A Day, Insisted They’re Not Trolling, Walked Off The Show
Bristol and Bret invited two of the organizers of the upcoming straight pride parade, former congressional candidate John Hugo…
WEEI Got Rid Of Gerry Callahan After 20 Years On The Morning Show Because Bob Murchison Has Made Them His Bitch
When Kirk Minihane was forced out of WEEI by Boston Globe editor Shirley Leung, activist Bob Murchison, and Red…
Tonight At 9pm EST We’re Going Live With John Hugo And Samson Racioppi Of ‘Super Happy Fun America’ To Discuss The Boston Straight Pride Parade
Tonight at 9pm Bret and I are going live with John Hugo, the President of Super Happy Fun America, and…
Blue Balled Bagel Bitch Is A Horrible Person Who Deserves To Cry Himself To Sleep Masturbating To The Sears Catalogue Every Night Until He Dies
Everyone and their mother has been talking about Chris Morgan, AKA Bagel Guy, after he was seen in a…
DNA Dumpster Mom’s 8 Month Old “Jream” Dies In Fire After She Leaves Her To Go Clubbing And She’s Gone Full Ratchet On Facebook Defending Herself
Really sad, but ratchet story out of Nashville that’s got me all sorts of fired up. An 8-month-old girl…
Bills Reject And Joe Curtatone Smear The Somerville Police, Crian Waters Hilarious Appeal, Social Media Summit, Libertarians And The Number 46 Are Cancer
This episode of Uncle Turtleboy’s Light Night Garage Podcast is brought to you by the good folks over at…
