Two Wildeyeast Infections Fight At Busy Meth Mile Intersection For Mating Rights With Jimmy Junkbox And Access To Bigger Half Of The Crack Rock
It was hot as balls out the last couple days, so tensions were brewing on Meth Mile where two…
Rapey Manuel Lucero Was Arrested On Outstanding Warrants, Faces More Charges, Is Being Extradited To Worcester Because He Chose To Poke The Turtle
Breaking News: Convicted rapist Manuel Lucero was arrested yesterday in Arizona on outstanding warrants. Click here to read about it on…
Virtue Signaling Douchebag Gets Karma Sandwich After State Rep Lies About Him Telling Her To Go Back To Where She Came From During Grocery Store Pissing Match
This is Georgia state representative Erica Thomas. As you can tell just by looking at her, she’s a conservative…
Limp Dick Larry Leaves Girl To Die In Plymouth Pond After Crashing On A Jet Ski And Abandoning Her Unconscious Body, Blames Victim On Facebook From Hospital
NBC: A 19-year-old woman is in the hospital after sustaining injuries in a jet ski crash. According to officials, the…
Nosejob Ned Arrested For Driving 142 MPH In New Hampshire While Wearing Mid Life Crisis Jacket During Heat Wave To Get Back To Jersey
Some dipshit was arrested in New Hampshire this weekend for driving 142 mph. The real crime here is that…
Convicted Rapist Sent Himself Death Threats Pretending To Be My Phone Number With An App, Used It Get Harassment Order Against Me, Violated Probation Several Times
I was paid a visit this evening by the Holden Police to serve me with a harassment order out…
Father Of Missing 3 Year North Attleboro Amber Alert Girl Has YouTube Videos Driving 125 MPH On I-95
An Amber Alert for a missing three year old girl in North Attleboro named Ava Amitan, who is believed…
DYS Dipshit And Yosemite Gram Try To Kill Rival In Dorchester, Accidentally Shoot Daughter And Niece Instead
WHDH: The child injured in a Fourth of July shooting in Boston was shot by her father and uncle,…
Hartford Courant Reporter Jesse Leavenworth Explains Why He’s Protecting The Identity Of Sperm Sponge Mom Who Let Her Kid Get Sexually Assaulted By Her Friend And Then Blackmailed Him
Yesterday I published an article about this tittooed sperm sponge from Hartford who brought a convicted child rapist into…
Cannabis-Loving Chomo Violates Bail On Kiddie Porn Charge by Smoking Devil’s Lettuce, Doesn’t Go Back to Jail Because It’s Massachusetts
Here’s yet another entry from the ratchet-infested city of Attleboro! Meet Chris Dahlbeck. Chris loves his cat, …
I Told An Arizona Cop To Do Some Inappropriate Things Because I Thought It Was Convicted Rapist Manuel Lucero Prank Calling Me Again
This episode of Uncle Turtleboy’s Light Night Garage Podcast is brought to you by the good folks over at…
Tittooed Sperm Sponge Mom Blackmails Friend For $120 Not To Call Cops After Finding Out The 58 Time Child Rapist Sexually Assaulted Her 6 Year Old Crotch Fruit
Earlier today East Hartford Police and the Hartford Courant put out a disturbing headline about a mother who is…
Greasy Soyboy Cop-Hating Cuck And Gothpoon Gravydumpster Start GoFundMe Because They Got Caught Shoplifting From Wal-Mart And Now They Are Oppressed And Sad
It’s been a while since I’ve stumbled across a truly reprehensible GoFundMe campaign here on the East Coast. Not to…
Grandpa Douchetrain Leaves Dog In Hot Car In Canton Parking Lot For Over 20 Minutes, Flips The Bird At Chick Who Called The Cops On Him
We finally have our first heat wave of 2019, and that can only mean one thing – time…
Springfield Chief Queefa Arrested On Myriad Of Charges Including Possession Of A Loaded Firearm And Ammunition While On Probation For Voluntary Manslaughter
This is Joshua Pena, one of Springfield’s most fine, upstanding, promising young citizens. What does that say above his eye?…
Buyer Beware: Conniving East Freetown Automotive Fabricator Keanu Thieves Will Con You Right Out Of Your Car And Leave You With A Mess
Looking to have your vehicle fabricated? Let me tell you where NOT to go. This oil-stain on the automotive community is…
Meet Adam Walker’s Pathological Liar, Convicted Rapist Butt Buddy Who Tried To Sue The Worcester County Jail For Not Allowing Him To Have Gay Prison Buttsex
Yesterday we published this blog about a serial stalker by the name of Adam Walker (Dr. Seuss is rolling in his grave…
Dear Adam Walker: Your Death Threats Don’t Scare Me But They Do Violate Your Probation, And Running To The Marlborough Police To Cry About The Blog Won’t Save You
After publishing this blog at 5:30 today I anticipated blowback from the person featured in it. After all, Adam Walker spent…
Horrible Ramsay’s Towing Employee Puts Dog On Flatbed Truck, Drives On I-95 In Newton
Reader Email: This picture was taken about 4:30 on Rt 128 south at the Rt 16 off ramp. The…
Stalky McGee Just Got Out Of Jail And Wants Us To Expose The Victims Who Put Him There, Including An ADA Who He Threatened To Kill Several Times, Based On Prison Butt Buddy’s Forensic Analysis
This is Adam Walker, who appears to have lived in Shrewsbury, Framingham, and Natick. Years ago he worked in…
