Video Of CO Getting The Shit Kicked Out Of Him By Junkie Meth Mile Mob In Ayanna Pressley’s District Makes Somalia Look Nice
NBC: A corrections officer was beaten by a group of people as he was arriving to his job at the…
Methuen Salon Stands By Scrotum Scruffer Hairdresser Who Harassed Woman Whose Sister Just Died Because She Wouldn’t Let Him Promote Drag Queen Show On Her Facebook Page
This is Ricky Ricci from Haverhill. He appropriates feminine culture by dressing as a woman in the most ridiculous…
Queefler Elf In Flat Brimmed Chicago Bulls Hat Distracts Clerk As Paula Abtool Dances A Bottle Of Fireball Into His Grundle, Let’s ID Them
I feel like the one of our biggest contributions to society has been making people aware that anyone wearing…
Pyramid Scheme Patty Posts Viral Facebook Lie About Her Crotch Fruits Attempted Kidnapping At Leominster Mall To Drive Traffic To Her Hair Coloring “Business”
You’d think that after a year or so of Pumpkin Spice fake news stories that have been thoroughly debunked…
Democratic Debate Round 2 Live Blog
10:45 Ranks tonight: Tulsi Yang Biden Bennet Inslee Booker Castro De Blasio Gillibrand Harris Night turtle riders. 10:44…
Hussy Smollett And Friends Vow Internet Lawsuits Because We Exposed Their Race Baiting Lie About The Hull Police Confronting Teens Who Stole Booze At Beach
Yesterday we published a blog calling out a blatant, race baiting viral Facebook lie about a bunch of black…
Free Muh Boi Is In Order For Rutland Cop Arrested For Domestic Violence Incident With Ex-Husband At West Brookfield Home
Earlier this month the outrage patrol was up in arms over a Rutland cop taking a selfie outside of…
Tucrack Shakur Drops Product From His Shorts While Pummeling Plumber’s Crack Pablo, New Bedford Nancy Just Keeps On Pumping Gas
The best part about blogging for Turtleboy is waking up every day and having no idea what fuckery we’ll…
Democratic Debate Round 2 Featuring Pocahontas, Crazy Bernie, And Marianna Williamson Necessitates A Live Blog
10:43 – Thanks for following tonight folks. Like I said, the winners were Williamson and Warren, and the loser…
Miss Meth Massachusetts Who Slashed 3 People With A Machete After Getting Plowed In Best Western Parking Lot By Junkie Julian Edelman Has Had Quite The Transformation
Yesterday I published a blog about a Hanson beauty queen who slashed multiple people with a machete after she…
It’s Not Illegal To Post Your Facebook Pictures On Facebook If You’re A Pocahontas Diehard Who Openly Shits On People You Disagree With On The Milford Daily News Facebook Page
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again – we need to stand up to people who threaten…
Hussy Smollett Makes Up Viral Facebook Lie About Black Kids Being Racially Profiled By Hull Police At Nantasket Beach After They Got Caught Stealing Booze
In today’s chapter of “race baiting beyoch fabricates a fuck the po-lease lie on Facebook that gets shared thousands…
Hanson Beauty Queen Slashes Multiple People With Machetes For Complaining That Her Backseat Bone Sesh Orgasm Was Too Loud In Sharon Motel Parking Lot
Enterprise: A Hanson woman was held without bail Monday after police said she attacked three men with a machete in…
Police Investigation Reveals Turtleboy Has Nothing To Do With Alleged Pepsi Bottle Assault On Cop Block Chud Joshua Abrams, Connects The Crime To A Wakefield Teen, Making Abrams The Biggest Loser In Existence
Remember how adamant lifetime loser and copblock chud Josh Abrams was that “The Turtleboy” came to his house and…
Southbridge Sauce Waffle Selling 13 Cans Of WIC Funded Crotch Fruit Formula Blocks Us After We Offer To Buy And He Realizes What We Do, Says He’s A Big Fan Though
Here’s a pro tip from someone who’s been in this game for a while now – if you see…
Dartmouth Donkey Schlong Gets Arrested For Whipping Out Skin Flute At Random Women, Mother In Law Defends His Honor On DPD Facebook Page
This is Jose Luis Diaz from Dartmouth. As you can see, this is a mugshot. Take a wild guess…
Turtleboy Live: Cop Block Cuckhold Bitches Out, Fake Hate Crime Lynn, Trump vs. Baltimore, Junkie Jet Ski Jared Abandons Girl In Plymouth
This episode of Uncle Turtleboy’s Light Night Garage Podcast is brought to you by the good folks over at…
Attleboro Facebook Group Admin Threatens Cheapskate Old Dude With Deformation Lawsuit For Complaining That Her Husband’s Plumbing Business Charges Too Much
Repeat after me – opinions are not defamtory. People are allowed to have negative opinions about you or your…
Crackaroni and Sleaze Tries To Outrun Wareham Cops After Shoplifting, Hits A Police Cruiser, Is Found Hiding In The Woods And Arrested On Drug Charges
This is classy lady is Tammi Denwood, of Randolph. ‘ When she’s not busy posing as the hottest thing…
Abandoned Pit Bulls Found In Boston Cemetery Get Revictimized By Being Named Ilhan, Alexandria, And Ayanna By Boston Animal Control
WHDH: Animal control officials in Boston are turning to the public for help tracking down the owner of three scared…
