Holbrook Police Save A Young Missing Crotch Fruit Using The Power Of Facebook
Last week I did a blog about the epidemic of “missing” teens being reported on police department Facebook pages….
Charlestown Chode Badger Isn’t Happy That The Shelter She Lived At For 2.5 Years And Had Another Baby In Won’t Buy Her A New AC
So I’m in the Mom’s helping Mom’s Facebook group, and it serves a purpose. There are many legitimate reasons…
Smelly Furtado Confesses To Stolen Clam Cash, But Denies Ownership Of Mystery Meth Crammed UpHer Stench Trench
This is pretty methed up, you guys. The Smoking Gun: 8/2 UPDATE: Turns out $6233 was also inside the accused woman…
Attleboro’s Fertilization Felicia Wants Free AC’s For 7 Crotch Fruits, Forgets To Take Down Post Selling AC 2 Weeks Ago
Pro tip – if you’re gonna go on community yard sale pages and use your seven crotch fruits as…
MC McFucknugget Takes Break From Rap Career To Ransack Neighbors Leominster Condo, Tries And Fails To Burn It Down, Doesn’t Show Up For Court Date
This is Brandon Lovely from Leominster. As you can see, he was destined to appear on Turtleboy. Sentinel &…
Lowell Henny Goblin Posts About Eating Ass Hours After Being Arrested For Selling Coke With Crotch Fruit In Backseat, Says She Dindu Nuffin And DCF Didn’t Snatch Her Kid
If you can’t find a sitter for your crotch fruit but you need to sell a big bag of…
No Perennials Are Safe From The Townsend Tulip Pirate
I’m really used to exposing ratchets selling food stamps, stealing from stores, and other forms of obvious sheistiness. But…
Hyannis HerpesMonster Goes Full Racist During Dispute With Rival Ratchet, Claims To Be A Member Of The “Superior Race”, Despite Being A Rancid Pile Of Human Garbage
This is Lindsay Costello, AKA Lindsay Robinson, AKA “Trippy Tripz”, AKA “Emma Cisco” – she has more aliases than…
Weston Snatch Rooster Harasses Cops During Traffic Stop For Unregistered Vehicle Because She’s Racist And Thinks Black People Need Her To Save Them
Meet Mary Ellen Sikes from Weston. As you can see from the fact that she likes Kirsten Gillibrand and…
Shaming Handicapped Parkers Is Back: Jackwhistle At West Wareham Post Office Doesn’t Feel Like Parking Corvette One Spot Over
Ya know what we haven’t done in a while? We haven’t shamed a handicapped parker, despite dozens of submissions….
Sally Suboxone Arrested For Spitting On A Disabled Woman On MBTA Is The Official Mascot Of Meth Mile
WBZ: Transit Police identified and arrested a woman accused of spitting on and attacking a disabled person last week in Harvard Square….
Fox 25’s Jason Raw Dog Gets Confronted By Self Described Old School Italian Owner Of Supercharged Entertainment Who Is Clearly Sick Of The Bullshit
Supercharged Entertainment in Wrentham opened up in June and they’ve been getting a lot of business. Naturally Fox 25…
“Missing” 16 Year Old Probably At Her Boyfriend’s House Shows Up On Police Facebook Post About Her And So Does Her Abusive Dad Who Has Done This Before
Hey guys, I just wanna take a moment to rant about “missing” teenagers for a moment. Ya see it…
Mobile Home Moses Steals From Multiple New Hampshire Gun Stores, Gets Caught, Whines About Harassment When Owner Creates Facebook Event For Court Date
This is Christopher Villeneuve from Keene, NH. As you can see, he’s originally from New Bedford and evidently was in…
Cheryl Fiandaca’s Stupid Brother Kenneth Was The Judge Who Let 27 Time Criminal Torrie Jenkins Stay Out Of Jail So He Could Beat A CO Driving To Work In Meth Mile
Torrie Jenkins, the man arrested for assaulting a corrections officer on his way into work in meth mile, never…
Greg Bates Of The South Shore Demands That Local Restaurants Give His Facebook Group Members Discounts On Food Because He Lets Them Share Pictures On His Page
This is Rick Pessin from Raynham. He’s an up and coming Greg Bates of the South Shore. If you…
Shirley Leung Forces Gutless Boston Herald To Apologize For “Racist” Picture Showing Chinese Food In Article About Government Pigs Eating $5K Worth Of Chinese Food
It’s a day of the week so that can only mean one thing – the Boston Globe has found…
Britney Smears Relentlessly Harasses Stranger On The Internet In The Name Of Virtue Signaling And All Things SJW, Efforts Backfire Immensely
This is Keri Brothers, and she is fighting the good fight for social justice, equality and tolerance. Up…
WEEI Forcing Poor Greg Hill To Lick Sam Kennedy’s Jizz Berries In Order To Please The Red Sox Is The Worst Radio You’ll Ever Hear In Your Life
This episode of Uncle Turtleboy’s Light Night Garage Podcast is brought to you by the good folks over at…
