Introducing This Day In History: Patty Hearst, Court Packing, Immigration Restrictions, Global Warming, And Much More
To read this blog on our new ad free site TBDailyNews.com click here. What’s up turtle riders? As most of you…
Newspaper Publishes Op-Ed By Dumb Wachusett High School Kid Who Says He Feels “Hopeless” Because Of Racist Mountaineer Logo And Demands It Be Changed
To read this blog on our new ad free website TBDailyNews.com click here. I live in the Wachusett Regional School District,…
Agawam Cumswine Arrested For Selling Fatal Batch Of Heroin To A Junkie Also Made Videos Of Himself Buying Stuff For The Homeless To Virtue Signal About How Great He Is
Masslive: An Agawam man has denied a charge of involuntary manslaughter related to a heroin overdose death in Westfield. Bail…
The List Of People Getting Letters And Possibly Sued By The Covington Kids’ Lawyers Is As Fine A Collection Of Douchebags As You Will Ever See
The list of people getting served with letters by the lawyers representing Covington student Nick Sandmann and his family is…
Walking Tub Of Sex Juice Weymouth John Starts $3,500 GoFundMe For New Jeep Because He’s Bored And Can’t Stalk Women Online Anymore
A few years back (before I was with Turtleboy) someone evidently did a blog on this upstanding chud who goes…
Daily Beast Gastropotamus Insists The Patriots Are The Official Team Of White Nationalism, It’s A Shame These People Keep Losing Their Jobs
The Patriots are the Super Bowl champs. Again. And according to The Daily Beast’s Corbin Smith we are officially the…
Milky Mike Gaffney Posting “I’m 47 And Just A Millionaire” Might Be The Most Lonely And Pathetic Thing He Has Ever Done
This is the most insecure person who has ever lived: “Hey, I’m 47 and just a millionaire.” Imagine how sad,…
Intern, Bret, And Uncle Turtleboy Discuss What’s Worse – Wearing Blackface 35 Years Ago Or Saying You Support Infanticide 3 Days Ago?
This episode of Uncle Turtleboy’s Light Night Garage Podcast is brought to you by the good folks over at Garage…
Alexa, Who Is Going To Win The Super Bowl?
Hey Alexa, who’s gonna win the Super Bowl? Game over. We’re gonna be going live at some point today. Probably…
Will The First Player To Score A Super Bowl Touchdown Have A Jersey Number Over Or Under 26.5?
Editor’s Note: Does anyone know if it’s illegal to live stream your television on YouTube during the Super Bowl? I’m…
Intern Turtle Will Be On Live Tonight At 9:30 So Make Sure You’re Following Turtleboy On YouTube, Here’s The Agenda
Turtleboy Live is back tonight at 9:30 with Bret Killoran and Intern Turtle. Because Facebook is run by fascists…
Reading Old Ralph “Blackface” Northam Tweets And All His Blue Checkmark Supporters Calling His Opponent Racist Is Fantastic Theater
To read this blog on our new ad free website TBDailyNews.com click here. Earlier in the week Virginia Governor Ralph…
Cape Cod Snatch And Sniff Con-Artist Gina Clark Cried Her Way Out Of Doing Community Service For Stealing $150K From Victims Whose Children Died And Now She’s Leeching Off The Government
To read this blog on our new ad free website TBDailyNews.com click here. This is Gina Clark from Barnstable, who…
Red Sox Owner John Henry Calls Boston Globe Fake News Article Smearing Patriots “Ridiculous” Even Though It Was Published In His Newspaper
To Read This Blog On Our New Ad Free Website TBDailyNews.Com click here. It looks like Red Sox and Boston…
Boxford Buttberry And School Shooting Prevention Expert Threatens To “Shoot Up” Brockton Jeep Dealership Over Car Repairs
This is one way to handle your dissatisfaction with car repairs. The Brockton Enterprise: “Brockton police arrested…
Dana “Musty Meatflap” Goldblatt’s Husband Gregory Goff Was Once Convicted Of Possession Of Child Pornography But Police Are The “Violence Workers” And ICE Is Bad
To read this blog on our new ad free website TBDailyNews.com click here. We first encountered Northampton lawyer Dana Goldblatt,…
The PSM Still Doesn’t Understand How Sex Trafficking Works, Facebook Enables The Spread Of Mass Hysteria And It’s Getting Beyond Ridiculous
The Pumpkin Spice Mafia is at it again! Those wacky Mother Of God folks and their Bible thumping…
Jussie Smollett Is The Most Obvious Liar Of All Time But It Doesn’t Matter To The Media Or The Left Because They Prefer Fairy Tales
Jussie Smollett is the most obvious liar of all time, but it doesnt matter to the media or the left,…
Boston Globe Hack Dugan Arnett Messages Random People On Twitter To Push John Henry’s Narrative That No One Likes The Patriots Because They’re Trump’s Team
To read this blog on our new ad free website TBDailyNews.com click here. Three more days until the Super Bowl…
Trap Queen Tornado Shares $25K Funeral GoFundMe For Junkie Dad Who’s Been Dead For 8 Days On Same Page She Sells Her WIC Baby Formula And Obamaphones
The turtle alarm was sounded on 413 SELL IT ALL Facebook group today. So I had to check out since…
