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All-Star Thompson Mom Found Drunk On Highway Shoulder With 5 Month Old In Backseat Doesn’t Realize Her Car Is Too…
This Former Princeton Postal Worker Claiming She Was Sexually Harassed By Vanessa Marcotte’s Murderer Might Be Lying But She’s So Hot…
Just Like We Called It – Vanessa Marcotte’s Killer Was A Fedex Driver Who Scouted Out The Area, Pretended His…
Somehow This Sketchy Sex Offender With An Insane Past Is Working At Community Centers, Acting In Westfield Plays, And Making…
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Washed Up Rapper Talib Kweli Is So Irrelevant He’s Getting In Tweet Beef With Turtleboy, Calling Us Racist, And Bragging…
As Uncle Turtleboy so poignantly declared in his last Chuck E. Cheese write up in February, “I’d Rather Bring Turtleboy…
Mayor Rivera Releases Statement After Weekend Shootings But Still Blames “Out Of Towners” Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us…
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Baby Momma Of Hoodrat Arrested For Fatal Stabbing In Clinton Is Suing The Turtlegram For Reporting It And Complains About…
The Fact That Aaron Hernandez Used The Daughter He Barely Knows To Act Like A Loving Father At His Farce…
The only confirmed injury seems to be someone who got caught in the stampede to safety, according to sources at…
The Fact That DA Joe Early Won’t Confirm If Vanessa Marcotte’s Alleged Murderer Is A Citizen And Hasn’t Released A…
Turtleboy has long been a big supporter of Davidian Brothers Farm in Northborough. They’ve been around for generations and everyone…
Easter Sunday, Warm Weather & A Fatal Shooting Outside La Cava Is Why Lawrence Can’t Have Nice Things Want to…
Asshole In Fluorescent Poonmobile Kills 5 Year Old Boy In Milford Hit And Run And Might Have Florida Plates Want to…
Ah, the Revere Carnival – the Brockton Fair of the North Shore. It wouldn’t be complete without a gang fight…
Tee Marie, The Fall River Tranny From Hell, Falsely Accuses Two Nail Salons Of Denying Services Because S(he) Dresses Like…