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Justin Blackmon Arrested By Dooshnozzle Cop For Weed While Ray Rice Beats The Shit Out Of His Fiance – Guess Who’s Suspended For The Year?
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Kirk Minihane Says Erin Andrews Is 15 Pounds From A Waitress, Deadspin Pretends To Be Feminist Superhero And Fails
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Alabama Friend Of Auschwitz Selfie Girl Is Threatening Turtleboy If We Don’t Take Down Her Racist Tweets
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Bad News For American League: Boston Red Sox Are An Unstoppable Force Of Nature And Will Obviously Make The Playoffs
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Am I The Only One Who Thinks Missing 15 Year Old Abigail Hernandez Was “Found” After Nine Months Because She Was Pregnant?
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Breaking News: Tom Brady, Gisele Marriage On The Rocks After She Makes Him Scrub Toilets At 6 AM
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People Are Pissed At Dumb Girl Who Put An Auschwitz Selfie On Twitter
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Former Bruins Drunk Tyler Seguin Let Some Dude Shoot A Golf Ball Off His Junk
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I Found The Pawsox Version Of Jonny Gomes, Corey Brown Charges Mound After Striking Out Again
Follow us on Twitter and on Facebook I realize the irony of writing another blog where I rip on Jonny Gomes on a…
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Kentucky Man Arrested While In Jail For Ordering Five Pizzas To Jail Cell And Impersonating The Cops
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Check Out These Insane Things People Googled Before They Read Turtleboy Sports
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Tiger Woods Yelling “Jesus Christ” At Photographers For Being Too Loud Confirms That Golf Is Not A Real Sport
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Deadspin, Other PC Rags Fired Up Because WEEI’s Kirk Minihane Called Erin Andrews A “Gutless Bitch” For Terrible Interview
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Feministos Are Flipping Out About “Skimpy” San Jose Sharks Ice Girl Uniforms
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Smut Peddling Fox Cancels Ads On WEEI Over Kirk Minihane’s Factual Comments About Erin Andrews, Gets Him Suspended
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