Providence Cop Served Coffee With #BlackLivesMatter Written On It And Somehow Employee Isn’t In Trouble
A Providence Dunkin Donuts served a cop a cup of coffee with #blacklivesmatter written on it, and somehow the employee…
Hippies Suing Worcester Magazine For Janice Harvey Article That Called Out Their Profit Motive Diversity Trainings
Jordan Berg-Powers is filing a lawsuit against Worcester Magazine because Janice Harvey told the truth and called out Mosaic for…
Hit And Run Recorded On Video During Riot At The Palladium In Worcester
There was a riot tonight at the Palladium, during which a hit and run was recorded on live video!! Welcome…
Swampscott High School Football Forfeits Vs. Saugus After Seniors Made Sophomores Show Dong And Yell At Them
Swampscott High School football forfeited their game against Saugus because of a hazing incident in which sophomores presented their dongs…
Here’s the Top 25 Reasons A Moose Was On The Loose In The Woo Today
There was a moose on the loose in the west side of Worcester today, and he could’ve been here for…
Anyone Who Says They Would’ve Admitted To Being Christian To A Gunmen Killing Christians Is A Liar
Anyone who says they would’ve admitted they were a Christian to a gunmen looking to kill Christians is full of…
Turns Out Mike Bergin, The Masshole From Viral Sea Monstah Video Is A Woman And Children Beating Dooshnozzle
Remember the Masshole who freaked out on a viral Facebook video because he thought he found a baby whale? It…
Top 10 Worcester Restaurants Where Turtleboy Would Not Fit In At
There’s a number of fancy restaurants in Worcester that Turtleboy would be completely out of place in. Here’s the Top 10. …
Hot Babes On Cell Phones At Diamondbacks Game Is Proof That Baseball Won’t Exist In 100 Years
These junior smokeshows who were on their phones for an entire Diamondbacks game are proof that baseball won’t be around in…
Worcester Man Runs Up $2.7 Million Ambulance, ER Bill By Getting Drunk All Day Every Day
A legendary Worcester drunkard has run up an annual bill of close to $3 million in ambulance rides and ER…
Mosaic Employee Supports Murderer Who Killed Baby Momma Over Forced Child Support Payments
Just when you thought Mosaic Cultural Complex and Nathan Pickens couldn’t get any worse, he’s now began to openly support a…
Sarai Rivera Is Running For Mayor In 2017 And Has Gotten 10 Donations Of $1,000 From People Outside Of Worcester
Sarai Rivera has gotten 10 donations of $1,000 because she is gearing up for a Mayoral run in 2017. Want…
Joe Amoroso’s Facebook Post: Turtleboy Is Capitalizing Off Of Bella Bond’s Death
Bella Bond’s sperm donor, Joe Amoroso, has a magical ability to become a bigger asshole each and every day. Want…
Liz Warren Took A Steamy Dump On Police, Said Mike Brown Shooting Was Unjustified
Elizabeth Warren took a steamy dump on police everywhere by saying that Michael Brown’s death was Darren Wilson’s fault. Want…
Ahmed Mohamed Never Built A Clock And Anyone Who Believes He Wasn’t Trying To Scare His Teachers With A Bomb Is A Moron
Ahmed Mohamed has been suspended multiple times for “pranking” his teachers, so obviously the whole “clock” story was bullshit. Want…
RIP Turtleboy Boycott – Support The TBS Sponsors And Freedom
The worst boycott in world history has led to dramatic growth in the Turtleboy Sports Revolution, and we urge you…
Joe Petty Said He Wants More DOJ Race Discussions If Reelected At Last Night’s Debate
Joe Petty insisted Worcester was safe last night and actually had the balls to say that the DOJ race discussions…
Brainless Brockton Burglar Gets Identified By Leaving His Car In Victim’s Driveway
Crime continues to be on the rise and intelligence on the decline in the Brockton area, as Maurice Abisdid-Wagner is the…
Anyone Who Fell For The Facebook Hoax On Monday Needs To Run Some Laps For Turtleboy
I can’t believe how many smart people fell for that really dumb Facebook hoax on Monday. Want to have your…
I’m So Aroused For UMass Basketball After Watching De’Jon Jarreau And Brison Gresham’s Highlight Tapes
UMass men’s basketball signed two of the biggest recruits they’ve gotten in the last decade or so, and UMass Turtleboy has…
