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Mob Of Unlovable Purple Haired Feminists Flips Cars, Attempts To Invade Frat, Assaults Frat Brothers Over Baseless Anonymous Rape Allegations On Yik Yak
Read this blog on TB Daily News by clicking here. Hello Turtle Riders. As you know if…
Huffstool Sports Fell For Monica Cannon-Grant’s Bullshit, Spread Lies On Barstool IG Account About Black Teen Girl Getting Lynched In Hopkinton
Today a Barstool Sports Instagram account tweeted out disinformation about 16 year old Mikayla Miller being lynched by a…
Huffstool Sports Basic Bitch Denies She Was Talking About Pembroke Men Killed In Car Accident When She Smeared People Supporting Their Families, Gives Forced Apology On IG
Earlier in the week I published a story about some basic bitch from Rockland named Bri Lapaglia, who was hired…
Basic Bitch From Huffstool Sports Is Big Mad At Little Kids And People On Instagram For Showing Support For Dead Pembroke Hockey Players Because They Didn’t Know Them
Last week two former Pembroke High School hockey stars named Billy Hickey and Joey Birolini were killed in a car accident, and the…
Plymouth Limo Business Owned By Corrupt MBTA Union Boss Indicted By AGO For Accepting $300K In Bribes Gets Cash From Dave Portnoy’s Barstool Small Business Fund
Dave Portnoy is currently doing God’s work at Barstool Sports by raising over $18 million and counting for small…
Woke Huffstool Sports Blogger Pushes Chinese Propaganda By Shitting On Senator Josh Hawley Because He Wants The NBA To Support Democracy In Hong Kong
I’ve criticized Barstool Sports for transitioning into Huffstool Sports many times due to their newfound desire to please the…
Barstool Sports Employees Are In Open Revolt And Faced Dave Portnoy To Bend The Knee After Hilarious Kaepernick Terrorist Jokes Were “Exposed” By Bootleg Media Matters
Barstool Sports is falling apart and I can’t get enough of it. Here’s a quick background of what happened…
Huffstool Sports Editor Keith Markovich Published Blog Submitted By Twitter Troll Shitting On Kirk Minihane For Being White
Huffstool Sports was at it again yesterday, except instead of raising money to bail rioters out of jail they…
Why Are Barstool Sports Employees Raising Money For Looters And Rioters?
Celebrities are all donating to the bail fund for rioters looting businesses, attacking and killing cops and business owners,…
The Call Her Daddy Skags Pulled A Bristol Blarney On Dave Portnoy And Tried To Use His Platform To Become Famous For Being Whores And Then Start Their Own Thing
Remember back in February when Bristol Blarney was fired by me because I found out she was hiding advertising…
I Love Boston Sports Owner Announces That He’s Bought 1,050 Masks And Is Holding Them Hostage From Hospitals Until People Buy His Shitty Boston Strong T-Shirts
There is shitty, and then there is shittyness disguised a philanthropy. I Love Boston Sports is a t-shirt company…
Joe Curtatone’s Lawsuit Against Kirk Minihane Gets Dismissed, Internal Emails Show Hacks Wasting Taxpayer Money Because The Mayor Got Catfished
Seven months ago Somerville’s assbag Mayor Joe Curtatone continued to make a fool of himself by suing Kirk Minihane…
Kirk Minihane And The Minifans Just Discovered Washed Up Rapper Talib Kweli This Weekend And It’s Turned Into A Four Day Shitshow Of Baseless Racist Allegations With No End In Sight
Almost three years ago washed up rapper Talib Kweli got into a tweet beef with Turtleboy, in which he…
Queefler Elf Editor At Huffstool Sports Won’t Promote Interview Kirk Minihane Did With Donald Trump Jr On A Barstool Podcast Because He’s Petrified Of Deadspin
Donald Trump Jr. has been doing a tour recently promoting his book Triggered,” and has appeared on both right…
Man Boobed Fall River Barstool Sports Employee Says Cancel Culture Isn’t Real And You Only Lose Your Job If You Rape Someone
This episode of The Turtleboy Live show is brought to you by the good folks over at Garage Doors…
Hundreds Of Minifans And Turtle Riders Unite For Kirk Minihane-Bob Murchison Peace Vigil, Murchison No Shows, Some Argue That This Is A Cult
Today was supposed to be a day for peace, love, and unity in the town of Sherborn. It was…
Dildo Stain Is Calling The Cops And His Lawyer On Anyone Who Questions His Extremely Questionable Claims About Invading Iraq In 2003
This is Benjamin Allbright. And he is the worst person in the universe. According to his Twitter bio…
