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People Are Whining That I Was Too Hard On Cole Buckley For Throwing Bottle At Kyrie Irving But His Dindu Nuffin Livestream And Post-Bail Twisted Tea Bro Hugs Shows He Doesn’t Really Give A Shit

Uncle Turtleboy / June 1, 2021

Yesterday I published a blog about Cole Buckley, the Braintree bro who was arrested for throwing a bottle at…

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Nudniks

Meet Cole Buckley: Braintree Chode Who Threw Bottle At Kyrie Irving, Goes To URI, And Really Cares About The Environment

Uncle Turtleboy / May 31, 2021

I didn’t watch last night’s Celtics game because I won’t waste my time supporting a team that calls its…

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Sports

God Loves Us More But He Hates Kyrie Irving

Uncle Turtleboy / May 8, 2019

We all watched the abortion of a sportball team known as the Boston Celtics bring shame to the City…

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All-Star Criminals

Boston Globe Falsely Reports That A Celtics Fan Called Demarcus Cousins The N Word, Celtics Issue Press Release Denying It Happened But Ban Minor Fan Anyway

Uncle Turtleboy / March 29, 2019

To read this blog on our ad free website TBDailyNews.com click here. The Boston Globe and the MSM is running with…

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Mainstream Media Fails

NBC Bitch Boi Says That Black Celtics Players Are Upset That Gordon Hayward Gets Playing Time Even Though He Didn’t Interview Any Players

Uncle Turtleboy / March 12, 2019

Whenever the mainstream sports media is running low on cash and needs some easy click baiting, revenue generating garbage…

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Hoodrat Heroes

Shooting Victim Dressed In Kyrie Irving Uniform Playing NBA 2K At His Own Wake Is The Most Ratchet Way Anyone Has Ever Commemorated A Dead Guy

Uncle Turtleboy / July 9, 2018

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LeBron Can Never, Ever, Ever Play In The East Again After We Officially Murdered His Soul And Pissed On His Corpse, He Will Never Beat The Celtics Again

Uncle Turtleboy / May 15, 2018

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Podcasts

Celtics Will Beat LeBron, Brad Stevens Gets Boned, Kevin Perry Gets Revenge On Wife From Jail, Milford Statutory Stepdad, Boston Globe Race Baits

Uncle Turtleboy / May 10, 2018

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“The Process” Apparently Means Al Horford Makes You His Bitch And You Give Us Free Draft Picks So Jayson Tatum Can Murder You

Uncle Turtleboy / May 5, 2018

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Lynn Roast Beef, Joe Early Tells Worst Lie Ever, Better Chance Of Winning East – Celtics Or Bruins, Uncle Turtleboy Ranks Final 4 Of Ratchet Madness

Uncle Turtleboy / May 1, 2018

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